Alyssa

Teenage Wasteland

[conxeptt]

being filthy with the right person can be addictive as fuck.

[badhabitos-deactivated20180402]

[pamandjimhalpert]

dwight: road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does

[shmidny]

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

[gaynehollander]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

[zephyrzeitgeist]

…dude.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Itsssdanielle)

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[sbrown82]

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[thekhoolhaus]

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys—to woo women—and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society (via thekhoolhaus)

[bang]

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[dreka]

[6h2o]

*spots myself in a mirror* hey! absolutely not