मुझे प्यार करो

some people fall in love some people smoke cigarettes either way we're all going to die -- lauren / / atlanta

[keepme-always-blog]

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@mariettartkt8​ @lovestory832​ @blind-wink​ @shittylife-shittybod​ @strugglingthru182​ @liz1122​ @sabee-txler-blog​ @burning-allthewitches​ @lilredcopcat​ @rsdlxvx-blog​ @campbella-ella​ @grapefruitprincess​ @antonina-merkisheva270ia​ @ianmccully​ @itsperfectlynormal04​ @evolutionphx​ @lunargiggles0705​ @nicotinecaffeineandsweeteners​ @hiphop-posts​ @dalukane2​ @closeyoureyes4a2ndlifewithin​ @thisolsky​ @jmorris1998​ @xxorejina​ @lizziemari15​ @bundle-oftantrums​ @manicpixiedreambb​ @bring-me-your-bones​ @undeniablyuniqu3​ @cratered-soul​ @vxrrcetti​ @justkeepgoingok​ @beautiful-girls-world​ @lydia-sparkles​ @xxxlifestylexxx​ @bristoldating​ @persque-amant-blog​ @kaitimcc​ @just-die-please​ @socialrugaddict​ @jennybonfire​ @bitterandpretentious-blog​ @kdayos​ @neverstopartying​ @aqua-lau​ @maldonadokayla​ @pura-lize​ @l-asting​ @joelvanostrand​ @itssfeeer​ @jennykonst-blog​ @fittestgirlss​ @mmpatel9999​ @capricorn-r-us​ @brooklynguzzle​ @crystal-machine​ @laura-huika​ @creedecowgirl​ @you-gotta-dream​ @jamesjvargo​ @greypps​ @nonpaura​ @naughtier​ @awielma​ @my-fucking-harry​ @xexyst​ @divineslukas​ @literally-queen​ @lord-president​ @nickalocha​ @lilhoneyyybee​ @yngyoc​ @hayleyischarmed​ @alissmassa​ @huangxuefeng​ @abbeyofplanetearth​ @fuckiingsanity​ @fuckme-howyouwant​ @freee-of-the-coliseums​ @fxcking-cxnt​ @tulliup​ @helloosiris-blog​ @sidorela07​ @aggresivelyunsure​ @nvteral​ @cutiehippie​ @stuck-inthe-suburbs​

[keepme-always-blog]

@mariettartkt8​ @lovestory832​ @blind-wink​ @shittylife-shittybod​ @strugglingthru182​ @liz1122​ @sabee-txler-blog​ @burning-allthewitches​ @lilredcopcat​ @rsdlxvx-blog​ @campbella-ella​ @grapefruitprincess​ @antonina-merkisheva270ia​ @ianmccully​ @itsperfectlynormal04​ @evolutionphx​ @lunargiggles0705​ @nicotinecaffeineandsweeteners​ @hiphop-posts​ @dalukane2​ @closeyoureyes4a2ndlifewithin​ @thisolsky​ @jmorris1998​ @xxorejina​ @lizziemari15​ @bundle-oftantrums​ @manicpixiedreambb​ @bring-me-your-bones​ @undeniablyuniqu3​ @cratered-soul​ @vxrrcetti​ @justkeepgoingok​ @beautiful-girls-world​ @lydia-sparkles​ @xxxlifestylexxx​ @bristoldating​ @persque-amant-blog​ @kaitimcc​ @just-die-please​ @socialrugaddict​ @jennybonfire​ @bitterandpretentious-blog​ @kdayos​ @neverstopartying​ @aqua-lau​ @maldonadokayla​ @pura-lize​ @l-asting​ @joelvanostrand​ @itssfeeer​ @jennykonst-blog​ @fittestgirlss​ @mmpatel9999​ @capricorn-r-us​ @brooklynguzzle​ @crystal-machine​ @laura-huika​ @creedecowgirl​ @you-gotta-dream​ @jamesjvargo​ @greypps​ @nonpaura​ @naughtier​ @awielma​ @my-fucking-harry​ @xexyst​ @divineslukas​ @literally-queen​ @lord-president​ @nickalocha​ @lilhoneyyybee​ @yngyoc​ @hayleyischarmed​ @alissmassa​ @huangxuefeng​ @abbeyofplanetearth​ @fuckiingsanity​ @fuckme-howyouwant​ @freee-of-the-coliseums​ @fxcking-cxnt​ @tulliup​ @helloosiris-blog​ @sidorela07​ @aggresivelyunsure​ @nvteral​ @cutiehippie​ @stuck-inthe-suburbs​

[suspend]

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize

[lasshoe]

me after one glass of wine: everything i say and do is iconic

[joematar]

This is still one of my all-time favorite videos

[iliveinthetwelfthhouse]

[bryandaugherty]

[jonbutter]

[jackafz]

the simpsons is literally the best thing ever created and i really dare anyone to say the contrary 

[whoops-sorry-abt-that-deactivat]

anyone who fucking compares the simpsons to family guy better shut their fucking gross ass mouth.

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

I’ve been laughing at this for 6 days

[ivare-enim-euge]

I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and blocked????? I was like what the fuck I’m 9 I just want to talk about my jubjub?? (his name was JubInATub how clever is that I know). So I investigated and it said I had been soft banned for using inappropriate language, and it had the word like censored and I had to click on it to see what it said, so I do and I see the word CUM written in bold red letters, plain as the morning sun, strung up and exposed to the brisk wind like freshly laundered linens, and was understandably offended like??? Cum on guys this has to be a mistake I was just asking what was the best time to cum to the ice caves and try to sneak some free shit from that ice snake bitch, that thing was ALWAYS awake. So my bitty 9 y/o brain was like what the hell neopets, maybe they just don’t understand Internet Lingo like obviously I was using a Hip and Cool instant message shorthand to save my precious 9 y/o time (a girls got shit to do like damn). So I was like let’s lay this to rest, I’m gonna google search this shit, screen shot the definition and send it in an email to the CEO Mr. Neopet himself, lay down some knowledge on these fogies. So my sweet little innocent fingers pull up Google dot com and type in the letters C-U-M expecting validation and let me tell you friends, what I found shocked my innocent child psyche to the core. The root of who I was got ripped to shreds, obliterated by the wood chipper that is this cruel and disgusting world we live in. That day changed me, it was a crossroads of my life and I was thrust down a path that I have yet to return from.

[heartbeatemoji]

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it

[toxic-rose]

a wonderful oasis in the middle of amsterdam // ig @ megan.forsyth

[timbllr]

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