Move one inch at a time

He/It ☄️ 26

[spodrick]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[moonrpg]

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[dreadmarshal]

[Text: Archaeologist -Forced to Cum Nonstop in Perverted Ancient Ruins-]

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[heartbreakhalo]

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

[penandinkprincess]

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

[penworthy]

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[digitalc4nine]

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[segamascott]

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this