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A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

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Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

lazysundrops

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

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Honestly, I would trust this guy in a heartbeat

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I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

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fairytaleslayer

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick

cannon-fannon

It’s so true. I idolised Ross as a kid and thought Joey was crass. Now?? Everything Ross says makes me cringe and Jesus he’s so self entitled. But Joey?? My baby Joey. Loves sex and sandwiches and is upfront about all of it. I can’t fault him on that.

captain-snark

Let’s see, things ross has done:

Calls his bride the wrong name at the altar.

Tells Rachel he got the divorce even though he did not

can’t handle Rachel having a working relationship with a Good Looking Man that he literally sends a miriachi band to her work to let everyone know she is Taken.

sleeps with a woman only several hours after going on a break he didn’t want from Rachel and can’t own up to the hypocrisy or that what he did (if maybe not technically cheating) is Gross

When he has a chance to get back with Rachel he immediately breaks up with his girlfriend while they are on vacation at a beach house

lies to Rachel who has poured her soul out into a letter in order to make sure they start their relationship correctly.

Is STILL jealous over the same guy YEARS later in the same way

Fires his Nanny because he can’t handle that it’s a man (masculinity so fragile)

There are obviously Way More

Things Joey has done:

Gets a friendship bracelet for Chandler

when Phoebe breaks up with him as Ursula and they kiss he immediately knows it’s her and it’s clearly an amazing experience but it doesn’t lead to anything because they just love each other

Goes on a date with his pregnant roommate because she’s feeling bad about missing being taken out.

Loves having Rachel and Emma living with him even though having a screaming child would inhibit a lifestyle he grew out of

Marries two of his friends

Actually develops as a character

That one he eats his date’s dessert and says ‘i’m not even sorry

The time he can’t give up a stuffed animal to a baby

He keeps a fork on him at all times in case of Emergencies

Phoebe tells him he can’t remember his past lives because ‘he’s brand new’

Joey is a wonderful and pure treasure

678i0u

“Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.”

Logan (2017) dir. James Mangold

cheaphalloweencostume

prediction: none of the Disney live action remakes are gonna be good, most of them will be aggravating in some way, they won’t be visually stunning enough to be memorable beyond the initial hype, and I’m going to be forced to see four dozen over saturated gifsets of each one anyway

cheaphalloweencostume

like. okay. they’re each absolutely gonna contain a boring ass flavor of the month white celeb lead who brings nothing to the film but a warm body, and I can already tell each ones gonna have a token “social justice thing” that’s gonna be handled super poorly but still be crowed about enough that Christian moms will get mad it’s there and 21 year old theater kids will make posts like “DISNEY HAS SAID ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARVES IS ASEXUAL AND BASICALLY DISNEY IS GIVING ZERO FUCKS RIGHT NOW!”

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Anubis & Horus spotted having tea in Cairo, 2006.

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Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

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Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

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(via TumbleOn)

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What’s really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans “they walked” when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like “lol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess it’s gonna always be a mystery!”

kiwianaroha

Maori told Europeans that kiore were native rats and no one believed them until DNA tests proved it

And the Iroquois told Europeans that squirels showed them how to tap maple syrup and no one believed them until they caught it on video

theopensea

Oral history from various First Nations tribes in the Pacific Northwest contained stories about a massive earthquake/tsunami hitting the coast, but no one listened to them until scientists discovered physical evidence of quakes from the Cascadia fault line.

thegirlthewolfate

Roopkund Lake AKA “Skeleton Lake” in the Himalayas in India is eerie because it was discovered with hundreds of skeletal remains and for the life of them researchers couldn’t figure out what it was that killed them. For decades the “mystery” went unsolved.

Until they finally payed closer attention to local songs and legend that all essentially said “Yah the Goddess Nanda Devi got mad and sent huge heave stones down to kill them”. That was consistent with huge contusions found all on their neck and shoulders and the weather patterns of the area, which are prone to huge & inevitably deadly goddamn hailstones. https://www.facebook.com/atlasobscura/videos/10154065247212728/

Literally these legends were past down for over a thousand years and it still took researched 50 to “figure out” the “mystery”. 🙄

archaeologistforhire

Adding to this, the Inuit communities in Nunavut KNEW where both the wrecks of the HMS Erebus and HMS Terror were literally the entire time but Europeans/white people didn’t even bother consulting them about either ship until like…last year.

“Inuit traditional knowledge was critical to the discovery of both ships, she pointed out, offering the Canadian government a powerful demonstration of what can be achieved when Inuit voices are included in the process.

In contrast, the tragic fate of the 129 men on the Franklin expedition hints at the high cost of marginalising those who best know the area and its history.

“If Inuit had been consulted 200 years ago and asked for their traditional knowledge – this is our backyard – those two wrecks would have been found, lives would have been saved. I’m confident of that,” she said. “But they believed their civilization was superior and that was their undoing.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/16/inuit-canada-britain-shipwreck-hms-terror-nunavut

“Oh yeah, I heard a lot of stories about Terror, the ships, but I guess Parks Canada don’t listen to people,” Kogvik said. “They just ignore Inuit stories about the Terror ship.”

Schimnowski said the crew had also heard stories about people on the land seeing the silhouette of a masted ship at sunset.

“The community knew about this for many, many years. It’s hard for people to stop and actually listen … especially people from the South.”

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/sammy-kogvik-hms-terror-franklin-1.3763653

crazythingsfromhistory

Indigenous Australians have had stories about giant kangaroos and wombats for thousands of years, and European settlers just kinda assumed they were myths. Cut to more recently when evidence of megafauna was discovered, giant versions of Australian animals that died out 41 000 years ago.

Similarly, scientists have been stumped about how native Palm trees got to a valley in the middle of Australia, and it wasn’t until a few years ago that someone did DNA testing and concluded that seeds had been carried there from the north around 30 000 years ago… aaand someone pointed out that Indigenous people have had stories about gods from the north carrying the seeds to a valley in the central desert.

fluffmugger

oh man let me tell you about Indigenous Australian myths - the framework they use (with multi-generational checking that’s unique on the planet, meaning there’s no drifting or mutation of the story, seriously they are hardcore about maintaining integrity) means that we literally have multiple first-hand accounts of life and the ecosystem before the end of the last ice age

it’s literally the oldest accurate oral history of the world.

Now consider this: most people consider the start of recorded history to be with the Sumerians and the Early Dynastic period of the Egyptians. So around 3500 BCE, or five and a half thousand years ago These highly accurate Aboriginal oral histories originate from twenty thousand years ago at least