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[youlovetoseeit]

damn

[no-it-doesnt-get-better19]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[cargopantsman]

[electric-skillet]

I honestly feel like birders are soo underutilized in murder mysteries and crime dramas. They are Everywhere. They are always Looking. They are in the woods. They are in the parks. They are on the land and on the sea. They are peering into the garbage dump with a pair of binoculars. They are trespassing on private property. They are in the woods listening for owls. They are the eternal witness. 

[vassraptor]

murder mystery in which a birdwatcher was on the scene and can tell the detective exactly what they saw. (it was birds.)

yes, they’d be happy to let you make a copy of their sd card. they’re sorry the photos are so out of focus and small. (it’s a huge HD shot of a man striking the victim in the forehead with a pickaxe. the murderer’s face is clearly visible.)

yes, see that little brown blur in the top righthand corner? that’s all they got. they’ve been trying to find and photograph that bird for TEN YEARS and just as they were taking the shot there was this sudden high-pitched noise and it flew away!

[johnbottoms]

his oscar for this scene when

[forfuckssakejim]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[bshmatthews]

ALT

[davidcorensweet]

[talkingaboutthingsilove]

this was so sexy of him

[theexpanse]

THE EXPANSE - ‘Winnipesaukee’, 5.09

[hakurasakura]

produced by shondaland

[noblealice]

@morewonders

[ravenclairee]

Cheater. There’s no way that you beat me here and set up an ambush unless you scouted ahead of time. Recon is just basic perimeter control. You said we were going blind.

VAMPIRE ACADEMY — 1.07 “Beyond the Wards”

[rqmitris]

Rose Hathaway & Dimitri Belikov | VAMPIRE ACADEMY (2022-)

[willing-words]

[dailyvampireacademy]

Rose and Dimitri in S01E06: Molnija

[wilburwhateley]

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Giant Floating Bog?

The residents of Crow Wing County, Minnesota, have had enough of their floating island.

“Floating islands are common in Minnesota; it’s the size of this one that’s causing all the fuss. Sue Galatowitsch, a wetland ecologist at the University of Minnesota, says the island likely weighs at least 1,000 tons and could extend 30 feet below the water. Technically, it’s a floating bog. A natural assemblage of peat moss festooned with cattails and tamarack trees, the bog is more than four acres across—that’s about 64 tennis courts. ‘A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

An aerial view of the bog. (x)

[wrook]

“A bog that size…can do whatever it wants.”

[grison-in-space]

I was delighted so I went looking! Turns out that it took a solid month to get the bog moved, and they had to break it into smaller pieces to do it first. The next year a smaller bog went wandering so they just staked it where they put all the pieces of the first bog.

[janeaustentextposts]

[crimsonclad]

The thing about Persuasion that just kills me is that the central premise— “I hope the person who broke my heart has a miserable life and I get to watch them be humiliated while I get everything I ever wanted” is so universal.

But Wentworth is only able to fully enjoy it for like A DAY before he starts realizing how terrible it is. He watches Anne suffer in silence and he hates it. He watches her being treated like an inconvenience and a joke and a piece of furniture and he hates it. He hears sneering comments at her expense and he hates it. He spends evening after evening in her company, where he is celebrated as a handsome, dashing hero while she is shoved to the side and ignored and he hates it.

He probably spent a lot of heartbroken hours out on the sea wishing revenge on her (like ten years’ worth), but then he gets to see it happening and revenge turns out not to be that sweet after all. He probably thought “I hope she never gets married to anyone else and she has to spend the rest of her miserable life with her miserable family, listening to them talk about nothing and regretting ever letting me go.” But then he has to watch her live through it, and it is just excruciating. Watching her bite her tongue. Watching her keep her eyes down on her clasped hands. Watching her silently accept everything as if she deserves it.

He’s like, “YES, it’s all HAPPENING! She’s all ALONE and PALE and OLD and…sad. And her family treats her terribly, and she’s— no one is talking to her. No one even knows that she’s funny and smart, they just— they just make her sit in the corner. She’s hardly eating anything. And she really isn’t that old, but they are acting like she’s dead? Her family is even worse than they used to be, how is that even possible? Why isn’t anyone helping her? Why is she the only person taking care of anyone? Why isn’t anyone taking care of her?”

And his nasty “she’s so altered I should not have known her again” comment that he KNOWS got back to her starts ringing in his ears. And his cocky “yeah I’m just here to find a YOUNG, HOT girl to marry now that I’m SUCH A CATCH, whatevs” approach starts to make him feel queasy, because she’s HELPING, she’s trying to stay out of his way and help him pick a young wife, and she hardly ever smiles anymore, not really. He watches her slip out of rooms when he enters them and he hears her laughing with her nephew sometimes but then go quiet when anyone else approaches, and he doesn’t know what to do. Anyway, every fandom has a bunch of Pride and Prejudice AUs, but I WANT PERSUASION AUS. I NEED THEM. I NEED THEM. 

[itscolossal]

In the Frigid Morning Air, a Singing Red-Wing Blackbird Blows Impressive Rings