ShinyElle

I'm Elle and I've returned here because twitter got too toxic and I need a place to waste time

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[shamebats]

This paints such a beautiful picture

[guerrillatech]

[theladytrickster]

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

[official-megumin]

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

[tavina-writes]

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

[dark-sappho]

yeah.

[radwolf76]

[brothersskeleton]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Chinese wushu technique, shuang-jie-gun. (CR 楚儿霸王)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[iftye]

me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com

[thickness-protection-program]

Me reading your tags on tumblr dot com

[redfagdiver]

me responding to your tags on tumblr dot com

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[zoestorm]

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

[kushblazer666]

[hamletthedane]

[thedankmemes]

[theweirdwideweb]

Matt McCreary

[bafflingbiology]

Snail drinking a dew drop from an acorn head 

Fun fact: snails can have up to 14 000 teeth - they are tiny and positioned on their tongue called the radula. 

[sighinastorm]

effervescent

[yendarvis]

Once the dead man is revived, we can ask him five questions, at which point he will die again, never to be re-revived.

[mindflamer]

original by clairetablizo

[forestchangling]

@/qourmet

[indanmei]

Yep… still addicted. Damn ^^

[lxcke]

In case y'all were wondering what's going on over at Xiaohongshu 😭