Joe Keery

est. 1992 actor, musician, savant [RP]

[keeryofdreams]

text @ capri roomie

soph: :/// i've been americanized, don't ya know? surrounded by too many of these americans.

joe: DISGUSTANNN

joe: go watch a compilation vid of gemma collins's best moments and then we can talk again.

[keeryofdreams]

text @ bluefille

grace: i'm always right

grace: awww that's nice!

grace: you two are not... -together- together, right? i feel disconnected sometimes since i moved to chicago and i don't see you all the time, and now that i think of it, you guys are together all the time.

joe: hmm that's pushing it..

joe: no we're just besties. everybody else is in relationships, so we're the two single besties that do everything together instead.

[keeryofdreams]

wryderdie​:

I mean… You could just make a list and, like, people go assemble it all themselves. I think you should think about it. Be your own boss… and still pay me for the idea.

Making a list? That seems like far too much work. How about we both hire a whole team to do everything and we’ll just be casual advisors who get an unreasonably high cut of the profits. I hear that’s what all the cool kids are doing nowadays.

[keeryofdreams]

Hunter 📲 Joe(k)

Hunter: Because that worked out so well for you last time. ~

Hunter: I did not just book us a hotel mostly because it was called 'catbird hotel'. It was because the interior is just as awesome as the name and also the bed has stairs so it's basically half a bunkbed which leaves even more room for so many activities. ~ [ https://www.catbirdhotel.com/guest-rooms/catbird-studio ] Pack warm, squish. It's gonna be freezing at night out there.

Joe: you're unbelievable but also that hotel is so fucking coooooool. how do you find these places?? did you just search various animal combos til something came up? because I wouldn't put it past you.

[keeryofdreams]

yourtrulyariana​:

aww, i feel so honoured, joe, truly! i definitely didn’t, but also, who can deny our clear amazing chemistry? alright. i have the best idea. so, what if we have a nice new years get away trip?

I’m sure not even your girlfriend can! Have you told her about us yet? Maybe just after New Year’s, if that’s okay? No doubt me and the Stranger folks will be doing something that night. 

[cagethemunson]

are you fucking kidding me?

[keeryofdreams]

ryanrosshq​:

See you tell me that and now I’m all bashful like it’s actually happened.

I’m gonna make it happen, man! I’m sure I must know somebody who knows somebody who’s got his number.

[keeryofdreams]

text @ sussy maxwell

max: anything you wanna talk about??

max: also, i do have one suggestion for something you could do in say. january.

max: well, fingers crossed you get to explore a couple new places next year then eh? if you do, send pictures!

joe: not really, it'll just dredge up past feelings that I don't need to bring up again.

joe: january? what you got in mind?

joe: thanks, man! I will!

[keeryofdreams]

📩 𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮: joe k.

nat: Just cause! Happy I get to see the both of you this weekend.

nat: You're not odd for not doing that, Joe. It's completely fine if you want to take someone out first. It just so happened to be the case for me this time around. Like I said...wasn't planned.

nat: I'm sorry. I still hate that you got hurt in all this.

joe: thanks for inviting us, I guesssss.

joe: I know it's fine! I'm just saying that everybody I know who's getting into relationships these days, they seem to start out as hookups. I guess it's easier to ask somebody over for that than ask them out on a date. I'm not judging, it's just not really my thing.

joe: yeah, but it's the past. nothing I can do about it now but move on.

[keeryofdreams]

justvanessah​:

Yeah, a couple of times. He was truly amazing. So important question though. Chicago pizza or NYC pizza?

Come on, don’t do this to me! It depends on where I am. If it’s in general, probably NYC pizza. But when I’m in Chicago, I gotta go local. 

[keeryofdreams]

bierkegandy​:

Right? I got in a sky fighter and accidentally did a flip into a heli right behind me! I was so pissed for a solid 2 seconds before I started laughing from how stupid that whole situation was. I like how it’s still pretty true to San Andreas, sometimes the map in GTAV seems so much bigger than the original. I haven’t, but I’ve seen some custom mods that add some awesome vehicles! Not to discredit Rockstar and the awesome ones they’ve released, just something about community made vehicles is wild. I don’t remember if it was a mod, but I know there’s a Delorean Time Machine for the game, haha!

That’s amazing, I love when totally unexpected stuff like that happens. Dude, the work that gets put into the RP servers is crazy. They have loads of useful mods, create totally original interiors for a lot of the buildings, like the police station, hospital, Burger Shot, restaurants, houses all over the place, the prison - it’s so crazy. And then there’s all these talented roleplayers utilizing it all. It’s incredible. 

[keeryofdreams]

📩 𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮: joe k.

nat: I don't know either. How are things with Hunter? :)

nat: You can too. Believe me when I say I wasn't expecting any of it to happen when I first hooked up with Trav. But here we are and I am so happy about it. You will find that happiness again too, Joe.

nat: specific other stuff?

joe: ... good ... why are you asking?

joe: well that's where I'm going wrong. seems everybody else is sleeping with people before they catch feelings, and I'm over here, the odd one out. I guess that technically happened with soph, but we slept together only once, and that was like 2 months before we went on a date so not sure it counts.

joe: not really just.. stuff that isn't pining after somebody who's not interested in me, I guess.

[tinselkate]

You know, some Big Brother-y kinda add popped up on my phone today about holiday gifts and stuff and it got me thinking: Have you ever considered putting together the Keery Gift Basket List for Amazing Reality Defying Hair so people can gift them out? Bet people would pay big bucks for it. I’ll just take a 15% commission. @keeryofdreams​

[keeryofdreams]

That’s clever, but also sounds like a lot of work. Do you think I could find a company to do all the hard work for me and just let me put my name on it? You’ll still get a cut.

[keeryofdreams]

text @ bluefille

grace: we can only try, baby

grace: you're always good company, honey. but i'm glad you're feeling better. Hunter still with you?

joe: trueeee

joe: she's about to be - haven't seen her in a couple weeks, but we're hanging out this weekend.

[keeryofdreams]

ajsmins​:

i’m pretty sure he is used to my sappy tears at this point.

Sappy tears appear a lot then, huh?

[keeryofdreams]

dreamsreinhart​:

She’s six! She’s the perfect age of sassy and sweet, always ready to learn something new but still young enough to play pretend. Brad! I’ve got a bone to pick with you about Jennifer…

Six is definitely the best age, both to be and be around. Uh oh. It wasn’t me. What did I do exactly?

[rascheln]

one hell of a babysitter