[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[sictransitgloriamvndi]

Spring (2020, acrylic) - J.A.W. Cooper

[keipats]

In an alternate universe, Eve was the first human in the bible and Adam came from her rib and the people would call the vagina the rib-hole

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[8nin]

I'm not 100% sure what I'm doing with my life but what I do know for sure is that as long as I continue to be kind and I continue to love and as long as I am capable of noticing beautiful things then I'll be okay

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[redstonedust]

god made me aromantic because she knew dropping me into the dating pool would do some category 9 shit to the meta. i've been benched for balance reasons. if they let me free it would cause millions of divorces world wide. you're welcome.

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[free-my-mindd]

[yorgen-sh]

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[etcstims]

little snakes sips | source

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.