me

hi im easy-going like a laugh and hard to piss off (ish)

[cipheramnesia]

Each of the Classic Doctor Who era Doctors has got their own unique way of getting into Situations.

1. Hartnell: What's this you're working on young man, some kind of death ray? You've got it all wrong, let me fix it.

2. Troughton: Golden retriever who has slipped his leash.

3. Pertwee: Out of the way amateur assholes, the professional has arrived.

4. Tom Baker: What do you mean, "Wanted for murder?" This doesn't even look like me! Well, maybe a little like me.

5. Davison: Wow what a nice group of people. :) I'm having fun with them in a normal way. :) I bet there's no darkly traumatizing horror anywhere. :)

6. Colin Baker: Hello, go fuck yourself. Wait, why am I under arrest?

7. McCoy: Welcome to my Saw Trap.

[keith-bunting]

Jus had a stark reminder of how old i am just made the 3 seashells coment and got blank looks

[drogonstone]

take it as you will

[keith-bunting]

Its my exes theme song

[keith-bunting]

Quick question heads or tails

[keith-bunting]

What have the BBC & Sickipedia got in common? They both haven't been this busy since Jimmy Savile

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[meme-here]

[keith-bunting]

Oh look another famous stokie........(r******d)

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[auroraromaximoff]

I was crying 😂😂😹😹

[nealashitposts]

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

[nealashitposts]

I suspect they were trying to keep me busy and distracted while they cleaned up the corpse in the living room?!?

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

oh, fair enough

[unbfacts]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

can you imagine the world today if london had a poop disaster

[milf-adjacent]

It was called the beatles

[keith-bunting]

Yea its called the tories

[astrodidact]

I HAVE NO SYMPATHY WHATSOVER.

TAX THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IDIOT & BEZOS.

Elon Musk rips Democrats' billionaire tax plan that could slap him with a $10 billion annual bill

"Eventually, they run out of other people's money and then they come for you," Musk tweeted at the senator who just drafted a new billionair

Elon Musk is now worth more than ExxonMobil

Elon Musk is rapidly approaching a net worth of $300 billion, as Tesla's market cap soars past $1 trillion. That's enough to surpass one of

[ralfmaximus]

He made $25 billion yesterday, so his proposed tax bill would be for 3.2 hours of his time.

[clueingforbeggs]

There should be a policy that every time a billionaire complains about being taxed they get an extra 1 billion of tax to pay.

[pr1nceshawn]

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[pbrim]

My dad was a veterinarian in the meat animal industry so here is an explanation of why medium rare is a thing with steaks, but not chicken:

In beef, what you worry about is e. coli.  In healthy live cattle (and they must be healthy to be butchered for consumption) e. coli is only in the digestive tract but it can escape and contaminate the outside of the beef during slaughter and butchering.  The bacteria does not migrate to the interior of the meat as there is no circulation to take it there.  So you can eat beef where the inside is less cooked as long as the outside is well seared to kill any bacteria that may be on it.  Hamburger should always be thoroughly cooked because it is all “outside”.

With chicken, the concern is salmonella, which is found through out the body of the chicken.  Chickens can tolerate it, it doesn’t make them noticeably sick, but humans can not, so the entire meat must be cooked enough to kill any bacteria present in the meat.  As a note, it used to be believed that salmonella was not passed on to the eggs and in fact in the 1950′s, when my dad was in Vet school, studies showed it was not present in the eggs even if it was present in the hen.  That’s why there used to be a lot of recipes that used raw eggs, it was safe then.  However due to some change in the bacteria, or changes in egg-farming practices, it is now found in eggs as well.  The amounts are small, and if you are eating eggs within a couple days of being laid it’s probably not a problem, but store eggs are old enough for bacteria to have reproduced to dangerous levels and the liquid interior allows it to spread all through the egg.

As a side note, with pigs the concern is trichinosis, a parasite that used to be common in pigs and spread to humans through under-cooked pork.  However, it has been essentially eliminated in commercially produced pork these days.  It should be safe now to eat “medium rare” pork, but trichinosis was so horrible and the fear of it so ingrained that it is rare to see pork that is not well done.

[unbekanntespferd]

^ Good addition!

I also wanted to mention that apart from the salmonella risk (which is a freakin’ big “apart from”), you also have the risk of Campylobacter infections. Not only can these lead to really really horrible gastro-intestinal problems, a small number of infections also cause an auto-immune response that leads to the body destroying its own myelin (the stuff around your nerves that makes them good at carrying electrical signals). Basically, your nerves stop working and even if you survive, you’ll be hooked up to an iron lung for… a long time. I don’t know how long it takes to regrow myelin, I’m not a neurologist. 

Don’t eat raw poultry, guys

[petermorwood]

Apart from the fashion-driven idiocy of eating undercooked chicken with salmonella seasoning, those are repellent images.

[sl-walker]

Like, I don’t know how anyone would be able to stand the texture?  Every single time I’ve bitten into undercooked poultry, my body pulled veto and screamed ‘REJECT REJECT REJECT’ in my head, metaphorically speaking.

[doomhamster]

Raw chicken has one of the grossest textures in existence. I have to steel myself to handle it when I’m cooking, I can’t imagine what would possess someone to willingly put it in their mouth, even disregarding the health risks.

Also another thing re: “medium rare” stuff - burgers should never be eaten medium rare either. Nothing made with ground meat is safe to eat unless thoroughly cooked, because unlike a steak or cutlet where only the surface of the cut has potentially been exposed to bacteria, the whole burger could be contaminated. (And yes, I know some real burger joints do it this way. I’ve had the displeasure of biting into a burger to find it pink in the center ere now. But they really shouldn’t and I’m amazed they don’t get sued for causing food poisoning more often.)

[thebiscuiteternal]

As someone who has had a vicious case of restaurant-caused salmonella before, a primer of the misery:

- purging from both ends at the same time, with your body continuing to spasm and heave even when there is *nothing* left in you.

- so much pain you can’t move or sleep. every muscle in your body feels cramped and your guts have tied themselves in knots. you can’t sit up without assistance and you can’t stand at all because your legs just *refuse* to stretch out or support your weight.

- so badly dehydrated you can’t even cry and you start hallucinating. everything feels like it’s burning or scraped with sandpaper.

- they can’t give you pills or liquid medication because you *will* throw them back up. they can’t give you topical medication because you can’t absorb it. the *only* way is injections or ivs.

- the worst of it lasted over a week and full recovery to a relatively “normal” status took months.

- I was not considered an “emergency” case because I was still conscious for most of this.

[doomhamster]

Yeah, and also going by the person I know who’s just getting over a relatively MILD case of food poisoning? Good luck if you’re on any other kind of medication. You’re going to functionally be without it for days with all that THAT may imply.

[keith-bunting]

Let the yanks do it no one will miss em

[amargedom]

““Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.””

—

[keith-bunting]

You spelt american wrong

[bec0m]

RIP Shannon aka Daffney

I loved watching her when I was growing up. She made it cool to be different. She will forever be the iconic Scream Queen to me.

Seeing the articles about her IG live post were heartbreaking and I could only hope she would manage another day. And many more days after that.

Rest in peace 🕊

[keith-bunting]

[dcigenehunt-deactivated20231112]

Favourite TV shows:

Classic Doctor Who (1963-1989)

One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine

[keith-bunting]

1989 the real year dr who ended

[keith-bunting]

Fucking finally its a shame to see jodie her time as the doc was ruined by a idiot on the other hand thank fuck chibs is going can we as a treat just forget the timless child bs