Call me Kel

video games, dumb shit, maybe some serious stuff who knows. 

[nuclear-smash]

ANGRY shiny Treecko!

[libraford]

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

[libraford]

"OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-" eat them.

"This woman has a beard, thats not-" eat them.

"That man has a baby face, that's not" - eat them with barbecue sauce.

Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.

[symbiotic-slime]

[kekmori]

hey raichu go here : ) https://twitter.com/Kelmoriboi/status/1608628818624774145 )

[ovopack]

鍛冶屋のおっちゃん

[luxatoid-deactivated20200723]

chipped

[abreathofatmosphere]

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

[arc-hammer]

someone put it in words

[bugspokedexchallenge]

Pokedex Challenge #658 Greninja (taking requests)

Requested by @/omegazero3367 on DA! Greninja was actually my starter when I first got the x/y games

[badjokesbyjeff]

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

[garbageb0y-stinkman]

change your fucking url jeff

[partisan-by-default]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[cungadero]

my guardian angel just makes fancams of me all day unfortunately <3

[joey-wheeler-official]

My guardian angel just goes “omg my smol bby sksksk” as I’m being hit by a bus

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I was searching for some pretty Hanukkah gifs to schedule a post tomorrow wishing my Jewish followers Happy Hanukkah and I found a fit/shape/body building site that posted this

And I thought to myself, I simply must show my Jewish followers fit Menorah Man

[roach-works]

reblog for eight nights of Gains

[000044-deactivated20220702]

do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no

[confessionsofanasexual]

Aro Pokemon of the Day

252. Treecko

“TREECKO has small hooks on the bottom of its feet that enable it to scale vertical walls. This POKéMON attacks by slamming foes with its thick tail.”

[frog-blog-bog]

[valtsv]

you wanna hunt me for sport so bad it makes you look stupid

[valtsv]

[likaorty]

😴 😴 😴

[reactionfaces]

[meckamecha]

You know why Mario’s mouth is open

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’m begging you to delete this and then your blog