kel

PFP drawn by me || I like a lot of stuff || OC blog is @kelsocs || comms are open

[keliguess-is-here]

An actual intro to this blog? Evil.

Hi I'm Kel lol

18

he/him

Bi, demi, poly

No DNI just don't be a dick

Diagnosed w/ autism !

I don't need tone tags! You can use them I'm just saying I personally don't need them

OTHER THAN /GEN PLEASE I HATE THAT ONE ITS SO 💥💥💥💥 I do not like it ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗

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Hobbies: drawing, writing, theatre

Interests: video games, drawing, writing, storytelling, theatre, acting, voice acting, plushies

Fandoms: Dan Vs., TF2, OMORI, OCs, Undertale, Deltarune, FNAF, Minecraft, Hellaverse, Steven Universe, Heathers

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Taken?: ✅

Best friend: Ian

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Er I don't really use specific tags when I do specific things. Here are some I might use idk:

#keltalksig - posts I talk in

#keldrawsig - whenever I'm posting art

#kelreblogsig - when I'm reblogging a post. least likely to be consistently used since I mostly reblog things

#kelwritesig - if I decide to post some writing I might use this. if you actually wanna see my writing go to my AO3

#kelrespondsig - me responding to asks! ask me stuff I'm bored

#kelcrashestfoutig - me ranting about shit that makes me mad

#kelsdreamsig - me talking about dreams I've had

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Other Platforms:

Tiktok - keliguess_is_here

AO3 - keliguess

YouTube - keliguess_is_here

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Uhhhh that's about it idk

Shoutout to whatever I watched as a child that gave me my abysmal sense of humour

noodle recommendation is Cup Noodles Stir Fry Korean BBQ Flavour

OH ALSO I'M AVAILABLE FOR ART COMMISSIONS DM FOR PRICES

[smallpwbbles]

I love seeing Jax in the recent ad just acting like we didn’t watch him brutally abstract and reminding me of this meme

[smallpwbbles]

Sorry I had to draw this real quick.

[peppermelli]

Girl dad -ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[hotnfreshtakes]

trans men and transmascs do need to hear they aren't hurting anyone for being masculine, but more than that they need to hear that they are loved for being masculine. your masculinity is wonderful and magical and you pull it off incredibly well. your masculinity is cool, it's desirable, it's attractive. there are people out there who will be drawn to you because of your masculinity, not just in spite of it. you deserve more than just to be tolerated in queer spaces. your masculinity deserves to be celebrated

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[musicalthought]

[keliguess-is-here]

most of my time on Tumblr is because I got a notification of that one moot posting and then I comment on moot's post and move on unless they reply and then I reply until one of us has no more to say and simply likes the other's reply

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[keliguess-is-here]

me when I'm in a begging competition and my opponent is honey mustard

[copperisbald]

almost didnt post it cus i hated how it turned out but fuck it we ball lmao

[antipathy-arsonist]

hes so charismatic.

[shencomix]

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[evangelion-angelattack]

Tadc 9 Spoilers

[keliguess-is-here]

what if the Bible had a fandom like Hamilton where they like. draw the devil and headcanon him to be gay and disabled with daddy issues. like what if there was Adam x The Devil smut and it's just fanfiction of like. The Bible Versions.