Kellerific Writing

she/her • 30s • anxious ace

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[dilftanger]

oh my GOD sidney

[providing-leverage]

Very funny to imagine that Scott was a role model for Shane not in playing good, consistent hockey but in being a hockey player and captain who wasn’t married with kids by age 22. Shane is looking at him and going, "see, it's perfectly normal to not be interested in women right now or ever spotted with one, to be focused on The Game only, it doesn't make me gay and no one thinks I'm gay and everything is fine."

[penandinkprincess]

with how much shane enjoys getting pinned down, i'm laughing about the idea of ilya who knows academically that he and shane are equally matched but who never really transfers that thought to the bedroom because he and shane playfight/wrestle as foreplay but shane enjoys "losing" these particular struggles and thus doesn't really ever use his full strength beyond the opening few seconds

which means the first time shane is riding him and is close to finishing and thus shoves him the FUCK back down when ilya is about to sit up and turn them hits ilya like a fucking FREIGHT TRAIN

man is getting held down with a hand to his chest with a force shane hasn't actually used in bed before and he is about to pass! out! from the force of the horny crashing over him

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya edging and frustrating shane specifically to provoke him into slamming him down and holding him there to take what he wants

[timbitshockey]

geno’s teddy bear ears hairline???

BEHOLD

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[amarantoo]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[pointyeared]

them ♡

finally finished!

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[shieldofiron]

Sing it with me!!!

[jimmysownworld]

i love the “hollanov has a crush on carter vaughn” take not necessarily in a “i think they would invite him to watch” way but more in a “ilya would accidentally let it slip while chirping at shane to fluster him that vaughn is at the top of their ‘would’ list and vaughn is a little thrown off and straight so he’s like “are you guys asking?” and ilya laughs and pats his shoulder and assures him “absolutely not, i do not share my shane, we just think you are good looking man, i like that you are pretty and fun and my shane likes that you are serious about hockey and have good grooming habits. is not serious, do not worry vaughny we will not be asking you to witness me and my beautiful husband ever” and vaughn low key is overjoyed about it, his teammates who are around and hear the exchange are sometimes like “that doesnt bother you? you dont find that a bit weird?” but vaugh genuinely is just like “rozanov just called me pretty and fun enough to hang out with and hollander thinks im good at hockey and clean enough for him, you could hand me a nobel peace prize and it wouldnt come close to this achievement” and eventually it gets out to the general public so vaughn is captioning his instagram posts shit like “#1 contender for being the hockey husbands third goes fishing” despite shanes mortification about this getting out and vaughns clear delight with it” way

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[joss-the-boss]

i forever have thomas harley to thank for this generational quote

[queerliblib]

me on my way to do hot girl shit*

*checking books out from Queer Liberation Library

[whitejenna]

I've got two audiobooks on hold from QLL that my local library didn't have. 😃

[queerliblib]

hooray! 🎉

our regular local public libraries do SO MUCH, they’re incredible! but they’re also working with limited budgets and can’t buy exclusively queer books like we can. love that we were able to expand your access

[penandinkprincess]

cackling about the idea of shane feeling guilty about ilya sticking to the same diet as him to avoid allergens even in his home, so ilya just starts sending shane pictures or texts about eating allergens when he's on the road and they're apart

shane at random points just getting pictures of peanut butter toast and sesame chicken with captions like "i am cheating on you" and "my beautiful mistress" that make him roll his eyes but also feel a little better because ilya does still get to enjoy things he likes

(it DOES cause questions, though, when shane's phone is face up and a text notification just going "my mistress was good to me tonight" pops up and now shane is getting both questions and unneeded sympathy from people who think boston lily?? is cheating on him?? and is maybe also a lesbian??)

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[knottahooker]

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog