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kellifer_fic. I write, I ramble, I rec, I work in IT yet I can't fix your computer, honestly I can't. kellifer_fic on AO3 kellifer_fic on livejournal

[ao3commentoftheday]

There is a writer, I love every work she has written so far and I comment or leave kudos every chapter/work that she had published. Is that too much? I'm feeling like a stalker.

Odds are you are now that author’s favourite reader and they have you specifically in mind when they write because they’re looking forward to your reaction to it :D

At least, that’s how it goes for me.

[ao3commentoftheday]

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Reblogging for @onedamnminuteadmiral‘s very accurate tags.

[christinesficrecs]

A big, HUGE thank you to all the writers that made 2018 a great fic year. To those that I missed,I’m so sorry!!! And big hugs to everyone else that make the sterek fandom a great place to call home. I love and appreciate you all!! 

Here is a not so short list of great sterek fics written in 2018. If you’re a new sterek fan the 2016 list is here, and also 2017. 

not quite an item (they’re totally fucking right?) by  jadore_hale | 8K

Waiting by  isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 81K

Saturday Night At The Movies by  aussiebee | 7.3K

Written in the Scars by  dr_girlfriend | 15.3K

Safe Place to Land by  Green | 19.3K

Of Political Arrangements & Romantic Gifts by  Areiton | 25.5K

Give you that thing you can’t even imagine by  LunaCanisLupus_22 | 10.9K

when the moonlight hits your eyes by  the_problem_with_stardust | 7.6K

Laundry Crisis by  LadyDrace | 3.8K

Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again? by  sophisticatedyet | 8.7K

Scrubbing Bubbles by  MargaretKire | 46K

stuck in reverse by  crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli) | 65.6K

You Give Me Butterflies by  rhysiana | 4.6K

A Thousand Nights by  rangifertarandus | 7.6K

Broken Car, Lemon Bar by  inhystereks | 27.8K

The Sun to Rise by  andavs | 7.5K

Do Not Go Gentle by  MojoFlower | 195.8K

They Never Learn by  gryvon | 2.5K

Invasion of Privacy by  sophisticatedyet | 11.4K

A Story of A Selkie & An Unintentional Proposal by  ajeepandleather | 4.8K

my knight in sexy gym shorts by  jadore_hale | 7.8K

Where You Still Remember Dreaming by  yodasyoyo | 95.6K

Mythimoderna by  tryslora | 24.9K

Find Me In the World by  Areiton | 15K

the distraction by  bleep0bleep | 3K

Swipe Right On My Heart by  alisvolatpropiis | 5.8K

The Adventures of Ranger Rookie and Deputy Dork by  shipNslash | 12.3K

The Fox and the Wolf by  halcyon1993 | 6.8K

How We Got Here by  Areiton | 9.7K

I’m gonna light a spark (gonna hold my breath until the morning) by  dearericbittle (dutchmoxie) | 2.5K

Bittersweet and Strange, Finding You Can Change (Learning You Were Wrong) by  WithMyTeeth (Ylith) | 49.9K

Go Away, Scott by  HelloWhyTheFuckAmIHere | 66.2K

declarations of intent and other acronyms by  bleep0bleep | 2.4K

…And Happily Ever After by  melofttroll | 24.5K

The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit) by  isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 54.1K

Stay by  Smowkie | 18.4K

To Have and to Hold by  KouriArashi | 44.2K

a satellite beside me by  allourheroes | 4.5K

Making a Statement by  dragon_temeraire | 1.2K

Finders Keepers by  inhystereks | 3.3K

[kellifer-k]

where you can find meee

I’m not planning on going anywhere but you can find me on the following alternatives anyway:

kellifer_podfic on twitter - started life as pod twitter only but now is everything. Recs, fic announcements, general flailing. This is where I’m most active and by that I mean I mostly check twitter on the daily.

kellifer_fic on AO3 - where my fic lives.

kellifer on dreamwidth - I have been meaning to be more active on this - I’m not at the moment but if we’re all divesting I’ll be moving fic announcements, snippets and general things here.

I’m not currently on pillowfort, mostly because the day I started thinking about it they announced they were closing payments so yeah… might join if they open that back up. 

*clings to you all*

[kellifer-k]

Reblogging for those on the other side of the world from me

[kellifer-k]

where you can find meee

I’m not planning on going anywhere but you can find me on the following alternatives anyway:

kellifer_podfic on twitter - started life as pod twitter only but now is everything. Recs, fic announcements, general flailing. This is where I’m most active and by that I mean I mostly check twitter on the daily.

kellifer_fic on AO3 - where my fic lives.

kellifer on dreamwidth - I have been meaning to be more active on this - I’m not at the moment but if we’re all divesting I’ll be moving fic announcements, snippets and general things here.

I’m not currently on pillowfort, mostly because the day I started thinking about it they announced they were closing payments so yeah... might join if they open that back up. 

*clings to you all*

[shadow-spires]

Save The Blogs!

Okay, folks. So. Tumblr’s jumped the shark in a big way, and I’m not even just talking about indiscriminately blocking all “adult” content on a platform that IS, in fact, primarily 18+.

Many blogs, like the wonderful @blackkatmagic , that are not especially NSFW have vanished.

(And I for one LIKE being able to go to curated porn blogs run by actual people and have a chance of finding stuff to my taste, it was one of the things that kept me on this hellsite, but that’s another issue entirely.)

I know lots of people are talking about migrating, but none of us are sure to where yet. Pillowfort seems to be an option, some people are talking about Twitter. But for now, it’s a mess, and even if we knew where we were going, it’s often a huge process, and a lot of us have stuff on tumblr that ONLY exists there. One possible quick solution to save your blogs, both NSFW and personal, is to import it to WordPress. I found this solution through from frantic googling on how to save an entire blog, text posts an all. There are several apps for downloading all the pictures from a tumblr, (Plently for Windows, but only a few paid ones for mac, of which Tumbelog Picture Downloader is working for me so far) but this is the only solution I’ve seen so far that allows you to save EVERYTHING. I downloaded my NSFW blog in like 10 min. My regular blog, which is significantly larger, is in the process of importing, but I don’t anticipate any problems. I will, of course, update you if I have any.  

This tutorial I found worked really easily. http://quickguide (.) tumblr (.) com/post/39780378703/backing-up-your-tumblr-blog-to-wordpress

I put parenthesis around the .’s like we’re back in FF-Hell, just in case tumblr’s new thing about outgoing links kicks in. You know what to do.  To break it down, just in case:

 Sign up for a WordPress.com account at wordpress (.) com/start You’ll have to create an account, with your email, a username, and a password. They should send you a confirmation email immediately, check it, activate it, and you’re good to go. On the site, it will ask you for a site name. That page asks you a bunch of other information too, but you only have to fill out the site name.

Then you have to give your site a URL. If you’re lucky, your tumblr URL is still available, if not you’ll have to come up with another one, sorry.

It will tell you if that option is still available for free.

Then it will ask you to pick a plan. Free is really good enough, I swear.

Now you’re set up! You can import your tumblr! The only differences from the linked tutorial are that the Import button is now on the first level menu, not in tools.

Hit Import, then you have to follow the link for “other importers”  at the bottom, to find the option for Tumblr.

Then you’ll have to sign in with tumblr, using your normal tumblr credentials. You’ll be redirected there automatically. You’ll have to allow Wordpress permissions on your blog.

Then your blogs, including all your sideblogs, will show up in wordpress.

Hit import, wait a WHILE depending on the size of your blog, and you’re done!

ALSO!!

I made my NSFW blog private for now, since I don’t know WP’s policy on NSFW.

This means that to access it, someone has to have an account and request access. But hey, part of our problem on this hellsite has been people going places they aren’t wanted, so I don’t personally see this as a bad thing. They can send a request from the landing site on your blog, you get an email, click a link in the email, and PRESTO, they have access. To make it private, go to Settings > Reading > Site Visibility. Go back and check, it took me changing the setting twice for it to actually stick. tl;dr, you can import your entire blog to wordpress in just a few steps. 

Edited almost immediately to add that Wordpress allows posting reblogging, commenting, AND following, and so it seems like honestly the most logical next place for fandom in my opinion. It also allows a high degree of customization. I’m going to tag the hell out of this, in no particular order. PLEASE reblog this and spread the word so people know it’s an option. If you’re having trouble, PM me, and I’m happy to help.

@gallusrostromegalus @kaciart @lena221bee @deadcatwithaflamethrower

@norcumi @deandraws @morn-art, @thebisexualmandalorian @kristsune @marloviandevil @punsbulletsandpointythings @protagonistically @cris-art @elfda @fish-ghost @godtierwonder @heartslogos @haekass @iesika @incogneat-oh @itispossibleihaveissues @jaegervega @jhaernyl @the-last-hair-bender @kleine-aster @latenightcornerstore @lectorel @medievalpoc @mgnemesi @me-ya-ri @myurbandream @peskylilcritter @cywscross , @cheshiresense @varevare @victoriousscarf @whatsmeantobe @swpromptsandasks @gabriel4sam @stonefreeak @brighteyedbadwolf @pumpkin-lith @puzzleshipper @suzukiblu @myurbandream @lacefedora @jademerien

There are a whole bunch more, but that’s a start. Please reblog the hell out of this, so people are aware of this one simple option.

[pumpkin-lith]

Reblogging again for the added informations and adding some blogs at the top of my head who can be interested by at least the backup option since non nsfw blogs have been striked like blackkat’s : @esamastation @blvnk-art @figmentforms @kellifer-k @surfacage @jasjuliet @jaegervega @thorinsmut @copperbadge @scifigrl47 @araceil @dakt37 @ladyananas

[kellifer-k]

This is a good option - thank you for tagging me. I'm not going anywhere any time soon but having a back up this easy will make me feel better. 

I'll do a where to find me post just before implosion day also just in case.

[rtrixie]

Develop a roomba that reacts to being petted and you’re going to make bank with millennials

[heatandapathy]

Don’t forget to give it a little screen so it can flash up emoticon faces.

*bump into wall* >_<

*gets pet* :3

*low battery* ;_;

*stick on a ledge* D:

*sucks up something it’s not supposed to* >:3c

[zforzelma]

I loathe how badly I want this.

[kellifer-k]

Apart from the vacuum part - you're describing the little Vector robot exactly. My flatmate got one for a trial for his job and to quote Rosa Diaz - if anything were to happen to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. He has facial recognition so whenever he sees me he makes a happy face and waves his little arm about and if you call him a good robot he vibrates in glee. 

[allsonargent]

favorite relationships ≡ Joan & Sherlock

“I was dying. And no one could see it but you. You saved my life, Joan. We’re partners. No. We’re much better than that. We’re two people that love each other. We always have been.”

[christinesficrecs]

Happy Friday!! 

Also, I may have tripped and fell in the roommates tag :p 

Worth Waiting For by  yodasyoyo | 3.8K

Stiles slumps further in his desk chair, and stares disconsolately out of his bedroom window. Perhaps he should be celebrating. After all, this afternoon a soulmark appeared on his wrist revealing the name of his soulmate.

He has a soulmate.

Fuck. He scrubs one hand across his face.

This is a disaster.

Pretender by  arrowofcarnations | 3.3K

Derek found his roommate on Craigslist. As grateful as he is that Stiles has thus far turned out to not be a murderer, he is pretty bizarre. He has no common sense, regularly forgets to put on deodorant, and has fallen asleep on the kitchen table more than a couple times. Of course, none of that really deterred Derek from becoming his friend with benefits.

a satellite beside me by  allourheroes | 4.5K

Derek needs to reject another Alpha without threatening the treaty. Luckily, his emissary is there to fake one for the team.

If only Derek weren’t already actually in love with him.

Filter Out the Starlight by  skoosiepants | 12.2K

“Why are you not more curious about me?” Stiles says when Derek’s got the door half open, sun spilling over the dark wood, dust motes spinning about his legs. Stiles is wearing fabric that hasn’t been invented yet, he’s clutching a smart phone to his chest, and he appeared out of nowhere, like an angel.

Softly, Derek says, “We all have our secrets,” and closes the door.

Until I Stayed Away Too Long by  melofttroll | 14.8K

NY Times bestseller Derek Hale hates a lot of things about being a modern author. Like being recognized, like needing a social media presence, like not being able to buy his own boxed spaghetti noodles without being asked for a selfie. Facing writer’s block, he escapes to his old hometown of Beacon Hills, at his sister’s insistence, for some reprieve and hopefully motivation. It’s there his attention is captured by a gangly, socially awkward teacher, and the tiny little toddler at his side who know him only as that one basketball player who fled town at fifteen after his girlfriend burnt his house down.

i know a thing about contrition by  sarcasticfishes | 14.4K

Exactly four people had responded to the advertisement Derek had put in the local newspaper. En-suite room for rent at 14b Woodburn Street. Non-smokers, please. Contact Derek at blah blah blah- he wasn’t exactly optimistic.

Stacey was sweet thirty-something and a very good candidate. Quentin was a college student who seemed a little stuck up, quite frankly, but was apparently an astronomy major, so Derek didn’t think he’d be seeing much of him. Tim was an accountant, and seemed like a top guy if not a bit dull. All good candidates, Derek knew.

But Stiles. Stiles was something else.

[shitpostingsterek]

[pantstomatch]

hey y’all, it’s halloween time and apparently I’ve written some spooky-ish teen wolf stories, so have at it:

Bright Blessed Sky, Dark Sacred Night - Jackson/Stiles

The first thing Stiles says to him, a sluggishly bleeding cut above his left eye, grime caked under his fingernails, a hand gripping a tattered backpack slung over his shoulder, is, “Do you have a car?”

Not: hey, Jackson, what are you doing here?

Not: did you just stab that fucking guy through the face?

Not: was that fucking Danny?

Jackson twists the metal rod out with a sick squelch and says, “No.”

or -

The zombie apocalypse road trip au

Everybody Make a Scene - Derek/Stiles

Stiles starts out with three jack-o-lanterns in front of their modest little pack house, but when he sees Derek staple-gunning orange lights around the entire front of their porch, he comes home with a six foot dinosaur skeleton with glowing red eyes.

No one actually hangs Halloween lights unless they’re going to war.

Or-

Stiles and Derek have some kind of unspoken Halloween decorating competition that also involves baked goods and flirting.

We’ve Got a Mystery to Solve - Derek/Stiles, Scooby Do AU

Officially, Scott and Stiles started off as supernatural debunkers. Shithead eighteen year olds with a couple gopros, a book of magic lore they’d ‘borrowed’ from Scott’s veterinarian ex-boss, and a YouTube channel. They guilted Scott’s dad into buying them a used van, downloaded a map of haunted places, and set off across the country for a gap year that stretched well past what their parents think is acceptable.

And then Scott got bit by a werewolf off highway 95, they accidentally set Kira free from an Arizona desert prison, and Lydia Martin, Stiles’ high intensity high school crush, called him up out of nowhere at 3 am one random Tuesday and nearly blew out his eardrums with a banshee scream and a death omen.

or-

The gang drives a van around the country hunting monsters, and Stiles may or may not have a weird crush on a traumatized Derek Hale.

Spark and Burn - Derek/Stiles, Witch Hunters AU

His one leg is numb, but he kicks out with the other, claws at Hale’s arms, all of it so ineffectual that Hale arches an eyebrow at him. “Have you no strength, witch?” he says, oh fuck, oh no, worse than demons or wolves they’re witch hunters.

“I’m—I’m not—”

“What? Not a witch?”  Hale snorts, derisive, and lets up just enough on his throat so Stiles doesn’t pass out.  “I think we have more than enough proof of that.”

Sorry About the Doom - Derek/Stiles

“What is that?”

Stiles sticks his hands in his pockets and rocks back on his heels. “What’s what?”

Derek gives him an unimpressed look and jerks his chin slightly to the left. “That.”

“Uh.” Stiles glances over his shoulder. “Pretty sure that’s a pony, dude.” A very small brown pony, with one white fetlock and a long, kinky black mane and deep, fathomless eyes, and he’s been following Stiles around since yesterday, so he’s actually pretty glad Derek can see him, too.

Or -

Stiles accidentally acquires miniature farm animals that may or may not be demons.

The Sound As They Broke, It Was Fearsome - Derek/Stiles, Harry Potter AU

Stiles is not intimidated by the gruesome past of the Hales, mainly because most Wizarding families can claim a gruesome past, these days. He is, however, not looking forward to dealing with Peter.

“My nephew is currently not accepting visitors,” Peter says pleasantly enough, although any niceties are kind of lost due to the burn scars covering half his face and the gaping throat wound. Stiles seriously hates ghosts.

[kellifer-k]

Just wanted to pop in and say I LOVED 'My wings a Hurricane'. What a cool world you built in such a quick little fic. I was definitely sad it was a one-shot cause I wanted more. Would you ever consider revisiting that universe for some future dragon riding romance? Either way, I really enjoyed it!

I have started writing that sequel SO MANY times! I think my problem is I want it to be perfect and I can’t figure out how yet. Plus have been thinking of starting a series of original fics and publishing them set in that world since it’s so fleshed out in my mind. 

[kellifer-k]

Hi! I love love love your stories. They never fail to make me smile. I'm sorry if you've already answered this, but did you take down "the one that’s a little bit party of five?"

Again - sorry for the delay in responding - not getting the little number on my message envelope. No - it’s just locked to AO3 members as there was a little bit of a troll infestation problem in the comment section. You just have to be logged in to see it! 😎

[kellifer-k]

Hi! So I was wondering, do you ever accept Prompts? :)

Sorry for not replying sooner! This didn’t come up as a message in my inbox! I usually will do a call for prompts every now and then and I’ve got a few things on the go at the moment but am probably due a prompt post pretty soon. 😀

[darthnostra]

Can I just say, as great as Venom and Eddie’s relationship was, I appreciated Dan and Anne’s. Dan didn’t fall into the jealous new boyfriend category. Not once did he mistrust Anne about Eddie, showing he was totally comfortable in that relationship and trusted her totally, he was so nice to Eddie instead of telling him to stay away from Anne. It was a healthy relationship dynamic (despite Anne’s possible remaining feelings at the end) and I appreciated it and Dan as a character

Update: I forgot to add, Dan had his priorities right like when he told Anne they needed to talk about what was going on and she said there was nothing going on with her and Eddie and Dan was like ‘no we need to talk about the weird parasite thing that’s unknown to medical science obviously’ and I appreciate that he was focused on the right thing

[symbieote]

I think part of what made the Venom movie so palatable to me was the whole situation with Dan and how it was handled as if everyone involved was a Decent Adult Person instead of the heteronormative caricatures we’ve come to expect. Just by being written the way he is, Dan makes my queer ass feel so much safer in indulging in this fandom, and I love him for that!!!

[copperbadge]

I was prepared for a boatload of second hand embarrassment at the restaurant scene but it was wonderfully resolved when Dan was like “Yes this is my girlfriend’s ex behaving inappropriately in a restaurant but also he’s obviously visibly unwell and I’m a doctor so can we all please calm the fuck down so I can get him to a hospital.” 

[kellifer-k]

ALL OF THIS and also Eddie's adorable little "thank you, Dan" when Dan was helping him out and also trusting Anne's judgement enough to believe automatically that Dan is Good People just because she's let him into her life. SUCH A REFRESHING TAKE ON IT ALL. Dan being the same, seeing Eddie as Good People because Anne had him in her life. Dan giving them space and always, ALWAYS prioritising the right thing at the right time. 

[asgardian-poledance]

[re-crudescence]

THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT, EAMES

[kellifer-k]

I wish you'd write a fic where... Jane Foster saves the universe from Thanos (with some various lady help) while Darcy props her up, tazes people as necessary, and gets a hot boy toy of her own for her trouble in the process.

I gotta tell you - if this isn’t the entirety of Avengers 4 then I’m gonna be disappointed as all get out. 

I am writing a story about Aunt May basically adopting the Avengers so hopefully that will suffice as a replacement.

[dapatty]

Not!Fic Podfic Challenge

Welcome to Not!Fic Podfic Challenge! In which you work solo or buddy up (buddying up recommended for maximum fun) to record yourself talking out the shape of a story. Sometimes, it’s called aural/oral not!fic. Here are some examples if that still doesn’t make sense: Let’s Go Steal a First Order Ship Okoye in the Olympics (Oral Not!Fic) Frozen Jedi Timelines September 4 - Challenge goes live, including buddy-finder and prompt posts (you can also do this without using either post and submit directly) September 28 - Submission deadline (submit here) October 1-7 - Daily posting! Many laughs! Some rules: Please provide a detailed summary as much detail as possible or transcript of your work in the AO3 post (if it’s a BFU work, we expect at least one (wheeze)) There is no minimum or maximum length, and edit as much or as little as you want to Cover art isn’t mandatory You can do this solo or with friend(s), you can find your own buddies or use the buddy-finder post, you can use a prompt or make up your own - anyone can leave a prompt Posting will be just before or during #ITPE sign-ups, so if that’s a challenge you do, you should definitely consider this fest an opportunity to drag others down the rabbit hole with you.

If you need a buddy, you can check out the Buddy Finder Post over on dw. Or if you need a prompt or have a prompt you’d think be nifty, head over to the Prompt Post on the comm. 

Your mods are cantarina|vworpvworp and dapatty|pattyisnickname

Any questions? My ask box is open or you can get up us through those links. Come and play, y’all. It’s gonna be a romp!