Your Favorite Smut Writer

Call me Kelly I’m 18 She/her

[sunbleachedreams]

[kosmogrl]

[bimboladybug]

What its like as a teenage girl to read smut and they put mdni

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[evilvvithin]

JASON X james isaac, 2001

[kellyafterdark]

Hi loves!! I’m so sorry I’ve been away for a while, but I am back!! I plan to work on writing all of the asks in my inbox!!

Love you all angels 💋🪽

[goth-queen]

[skyrigel]

Omega! Reader in desperate need for money stumbling across the two mated Alphas in need for a surrogate.

Simon looks like he'll eat you alive while Johnny grins as if he's swallow you whole like a pill without water.

What's there to worry? They're going to pay big time, built you a room to nest in their home. Keep you safe, keep you protected, shower you with everything you'll ever need.

Their only condition? It has to be done traditionally—you'll have to take their knot and get knocked up the old way.

You can take your pick. Simon or Johnny?

Or both?

[kosatsatosh]

a bit more of Simon for you guys <3

[toxooz]

when u get to the ambush spot too early and have to befriend the locals 🦥

[kellyafterdark]

This is absolutely adorable ☺️

[total-killer-brainrot]

being price's arm candy at a military gala. paraded around all nice in a pretty dress. but really you're a higher ranking officer than him, and you're the one getting an award tonight.

You let all these full-of-themselves rookies gawk at you and comment on how low cut your gorgeous dress is. You don't bat an eye when they lean to John and whisper loudly.

"How much did that pretty bird cost, sir?"

With sleazy grins on their sleazy faces.

Both you and John let it happen. He'll wrap an arm around your waist and tug you close.

"Ah boys, this ones priceless."

Because at the end of the night, when they call out for the 'honourable General Price', the looks on their faces are satisfaction enough. Standing on stage being handed your medal and being able to look across the room to your proud husband.

You'll have him sobbing beneath you in the car later. Pulled over on the side of the road because you just couldn't wait. Dress bunched up around your hips. Making him beg for his general to go slower while you ride him like you deserve.

[kellyafterdark]

Hi lovies!!

It looks like you guys want pervy uncle Simon!! Now I’m thinking of making him the readers step uncle? Maybe reader has to go to him for help or just a place to stay while in college?

let me know what you guys think of my ideas?? My inbox and comments are open!

Love you all angels 💋

[thememedaddy]

[kellyafterdark]

This is so Simon or Konig coded 🤭

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

[kellyafterdark]

a fic where Simon n reader have a big fight and then shes crying and he feels terrible n he makes it up to her and it's slightly smutty but very fluffy

Hi angel!! Sorry for the long wait on this I’ve been so busy recently:( and I was trying to figure out how to write this lol

I think if they were to have a fight it would be about how one of them work to much. I can see the reader working way too much on school or work work in general. Or it would be how Simon’s always working on military shit, paperwork, documents, etc.) especially when he’s off or just home for the night. Either way they got into a big fight, and Simon has been secluded to the couch. Simon comes knocking on your shared bedroom door wanting to apologize but instead of opening it up to him you tell him to go fuck himself. Of course he hates that you just said that so he open up the door to not exactly lay into you but ask you why you won’t drop it. And then he sees your tears, your eyes are pink and puffy and his whole demeanor drops. “Oh birdy I’m sorry” he says as he wraps himself around you, his chest is too your back placing kisses on your cheek and back of the neck. You sniffle saying “no I’m sorry si, didn’t mean to be a bitch” he lets out a dry laugh. “You weren’t, we were both in the wrong” you silently agree turning around to face him and kiss him. It’s a slow soft kiss, you can’t help but let out a small moan.

This leads you to being under Simon, your legs wrapped around his backside pulling him in further to you. Your letting out moans and whimpers while he’s saying “such a good birdie, just needed a nice fuck to help calm ya down” which makes you clench even harder. You can feel yourself getting closer to that edge and so is Simon, you let out a loud yelp as you feel him rub your clit faster. You let go soaking his cock, and soon he does the same. He peppers your face in kisses while you slowly fall asleep in his arms. Yes fights aren’t fun, but the aftermath of them can be ;)

NOT PROOFREAD

[catchymemes]

[kellyafterdark]

You guys I kinda wanna right some fauxcest fics with Simon or price…

Fauxcest??

With price as the step dad?

Simon as the pervy uncle??

Voting ended onSep 6, 2025