fuckin legend

My life's a mess, but so is my hair

[quibbs]

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

[dollygale]

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

[quibbs]

thats because it is an emotion

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[solitaryqueen]

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

[unclefather]

very polite

[preppynihilism]

Multitasking

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[phiix]

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

[thepunksink]

SLAY

[faithbreaker]

[2000ish]

One of the best moments of my childhood.

[stuft]

[brmanso27]

Humans are awesome

[alexfromawen]

I say things like “I’m not interested in sports” I really have to give a caveat to explain I really mean “sportsball”, those mass media team sporting events that lead to white privilege riots and fill the pockets of millionaires and billionaires. Because this? This is incredible, just the athleticism, what bodies can do, female, male, young or adult, differently abled…just awesome.

[deathtokillian]

^^^^

[mitski-miyawakis]

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

[midaete]

It’s Tom Holland I’m dead

[upallnightogetloki]

I really wanna see him do ballet in the spider suit now

[randomthingsthatilike1]

ZENDAYA’S F A C E

[taikaze]

PEOPLE THAT CAN DO FOUETTES WITHOUT POINTE SHOES SCARE ME OK

[pattiluponeisagoddess]

I love her sm tbh.

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

She did that!!!!!!!

[jdvancefreefeetpics]

if she wasn’t an icon already…

[waywardfangir1]

“Because I hate the motherfucker, how’s that?”

Well, since you asked, I say that is pure gold.

[latiox]

[mojosodope178-deactivated201504]

got the munchies like

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

sext: I’ll give you my hoodie

[ramenuzumaki]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

what a vicious attack

[dashaibo]

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[shift-to-vector-cannon-mode]

anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history

shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece

[fauxnography]

I literally remember being a young tot in the theater on the edge of my seat, wide eyed at everything that was going on, and it all just being the most magical intense scene I’d ever seen

Beeeeee goooooood.

[kellylunes]

Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you