✿Kelly Minnie-Rose✿

Twenty three. Virgo. Taken. SoCal.INSTAGRAM: KELLYMINNIEROSE

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

reblog this post with a picture of the weirdest dog

[olimar]

[centralperksource]

[kellyminnierose]

Me as a financial advisor: Have you tried reblogging Moneycat?

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[cosmog]

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

[muhyul]

Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

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[gifsboom]

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My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[rednines]

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

[glasseschain-deactivated2023052]

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

[rednines]

Nobody knows

[lady-kaede-deactivated20181029]

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

[ilikedthewayhegaveback]

I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke

[guiltygirl]

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

[sinnamonghoul]

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

[kellyminnierose]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

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