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I just realized why no ones liked my stuff.

im late to tumblr by like, 9 years

#or im just not funny #yea thats probably it honestly #textpost

hey, my dad gave me permission to kill god, anyone wanna join? I’ll bring fruit gummies

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“Never give advice about things you don’t know about or have not experienced”

Me, giving advice: Always have confidence and drink water!

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(That Post was from March, 2018. I was in a bad place back then.)

It makes me incredibly happy to say that I now drink water all the time, (my girlfriend makes fun of me for all the water bottles i have around the house), and I’ve been working on my confidence and i am now quite happy again. For everyone who went through depression and s*icidal thoughts, you can do it. You’ll make it out of it. It wont feel like it at all, i promise you that, but it will come. One day your gonna realize that you haven't said “i want to die/ i want to k*ll myself” in a long time, and its gonna feel good.

Your gonna be happy again. I promise. You just need to give yourself the time for that to happen.

#im happy again #you will be too #i promise #depression #trigger warning #happy #sad #tw suicude #tw #tw depression #confidence #drink water #water #textpost

why did i think tumbler was a good idea. why did i even make this

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Yea yea, I came out of the closet. My next goal is to actually get out of the house at some point

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haha, nope.

#2020 #quarintine

did i accidentally pull an all nigher? probably

will i take a long nap now? yes

#im so fucking tired #help #im not even in college yet #why do i do this to myself #textpost

Christmas time,

Everyone is blind.

Because of all those god damn,

bright ass Christmas lights.

#to the tune of jingle bells #merry christmas #and a happy new year #text post #text

SHANE WHAT THE FUCK. YOUR MY HUSBAND AND I LOVE YOU, BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN A PIZZA ROLL

#stardew valley #stardewvalley shane #what the fuck shane #pizza

Everyone gets loud when the beat drops… Everyone goes silent when the phone drops

#text post #text #dropping the phone #oh no #oh shit #oh fuck #did it break #oh fucking shit

Teacher: Where does milk come from?

Girl: Out of a ladys tit!

Pregnant lady in the back: accurate.

#bad timeing or good timeing?#milk #pregnantlady #oh no #oh boy

Yea yea, I came out of the closet. My next goal is to actually get out of the house at some point

#Text post #LGBT+#Bi #Comeing out #the closet #sunlight hurts

There was a guy riding a completely black motorcycle, was wearing black pants, black leather jacket, and dark sunglasses. The most badass looking guy ever. He was also wearing a pink hello kitty helmet. The most badass guy EVER

#Text post #so awesome #epic #hello kitty

Me: we can get some icecream on the way too Mom: Na, I’ve decided to eat healthy now, i always- *talks about not getting icecream, for like 5 minutes* Me: whens the last time you’ve had icecream? Mom: yesterday

#Text post #same mom same #i love you mom #icecream

i saw a kid at the store well checking out my stuff. The mom of the little boy put a case of beer on the little conveyor belt and the little boy kept trying to grab it. I don’t know if he was trying to save his family, or trying to get it for himself

#Text post

BATIM Talk

*SPOILERS!!! BEWARE!!!*

Lets talk about chapter 4. The lost ones. That hit me really hard to so all those... people... like that. Most of them were miserable, scared, ect. Its been 30 YEARS, they have at least been trapped for 25 years. None of them have seen their family, friends, children, or anyone that doesn't work there for that matter. They just want to go home.

If all of this comes to a nice happy end somehow, how will the lost ones get a happy ending? Destroying them all and calling it mercy? Letting them go back and have them see their families are dead or gone? Their body’s are just ink now... I don’t see how Henry can save them. Maybe Bendy finds his way and recovers, “freeing” the lost ones... I don’t know, but I really wanna find out in chapter 5 how everything pulls together.

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #bendy the demon #batimhenry #batimchaper4 #batimthelostones

Steven Universe Jokes

*Garnet talks to herself sometimes, I don’t know why. *Amethyst is so good at human things, she can sleep like a rock. *Its so easy to embarrass Pearl, her cheeks blush a cute rose color. *Lapis is always in a bad mood, its like her socks are wet or something. *Yellow Diamond *The rutile twins are always together, its like their attached at the hip. *We should have lowerd our expectations for Pink Diamond

#StevenUniverse #Garnet #Amethyst #Pearl #Lapis #YellowDiamond #RutileTwins #PinkDiamond

*Art Teacher showing the Mona Lisa* Girl: Its Jesus with boobs Me: no

#Artclass #MonaLisa #Jesus #text post

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