what

i think im cool but im not really.

[foulserpent]

i want to see my little boy.. here he comes

[swampgallows]

the beastie boys were right. it WOULD be nice

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[dynamopsychism]

brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

[4444555666777888999]

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

[vrson]

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

[20012001]

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

[pochowek]

Oh to be a character in a keith haring drawing. Just dancing around… oh shit, look out! A baby! We have to cherish this baby! Oh shit, a cool dog. Oh man oh fuck, I need to have some safe gay sex with my partner

[pochowek]

Oh to be a featureless stickman with no secondary sex characteristics, having my gender be relevant ONLY when I’m being gay with someone

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

[nouveauartpunk]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[consultingkilljoywinchester]

I swear to GOD if you don’t hold me closer, tiny dancer

[spite-knot-deactivated20210817]

[heartshapedbasil]

[relelvance]

[gentlepanpirate]

please watch letterkenny

[piierogis]

due to personal reasons I’ll escape now from this world, from the world of Jean Valjean

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Would it be chill if I cussed