Bananas are good

I'm Carrie, the bilingual, bisexual, blogger. Feel free to ask me anything

[grimelords]

[plz-clap-deactivated20241021]

The mocking is a nice touch

[1eona]

heye every one.

[1eona]

i have on important announcemen t to make.

[1eona]

sam.

[1eona]

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[stickit2theman]

guys STOP comparing the beetlejuices to eachother.

musical beetlejuice is loveable and has character

cartoon beetlejuice is adorable and unique

movie beetlejuice

[catboirights]

I’m sorry but this tag absolutely slaughtered me

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[jack-the-lion]

This hits different in 2020

[twilightofficial]

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

[shobe-sandwitch]

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

[pierrotsoup]

FUCK MINIMALISM!! STUFF IS THE BEST!! I LOVE STUFF! LETS SEE ALL THOSE TRINKETS HOMIES!

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

welcome to my twisted mind

we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Mirror, England, January 23, 1923 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.

[gameswithfisch]

I forget who originally said it, but there’s a quote about “Great science fiction isn’t predicting the automobile, it’s predicting the traffic jam”

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[legolokiismighty]

i love the last one

[desertpups]

here’s the Subpar Parks instagram. absolutely delightful.

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[destroymylife]

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[ampervadasz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]