I WILL Be Sexualizing That Old Man

25 He/Him I do art on occasion Mostly on Mobile god help me If you know me irl, no you don’t Art side blog: K-Shoggoth-Art

[dogpuppy]

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[demermio]

Distraction

[veeperpetua]

propeller hat perpetua 🍭 | skeletour 2026

[riverlarking]

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) — dir. Mel Brooks

[prokopetz]

Going directly from what the average person I know in real life thinks constitutes kinky sex to what the average person I follow on Tumblr thinks constitutes kinky sex like

[charyou-tree]

Average Neighbor: Kink is when you pretend to hurt each other :(

Average Tumblr Mutual: Look, cannibalism is conventional erotic imagery, that can't be a "hear me out".

[mvtk42]

[lesvegas]

What do you think would happen if you challenged Death to a game of Caravan

[tinytorchlight]

years ago i saw a mod that makes it so if you shoot james in the face with your bb gun during growing up fast, it'll immediately fade out and go to the next sequence and james will be wearing an eye patch for the rest of the game. i haven't been able to find it since and it breaks my heart...

[taffingtons]

You'll Shoot Somebody's Eye Out

Allows you to end the tutorial by shooting your father, and even gives him a nifty eye patch for the rest of the game.

i gotchu

[tinytorchlight]

HOLY FUCK

[creaman]

He might literally be me

[missygoesmeow]

omg I got my cameo !!!

he's reading Music when Soft Voices Die (To --) by Percy Bysshe Shelley

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[eversoslightlybitter]

Peer-reviewed tags

[birdship]

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

[foxybouquet]

The hellish demonic scream that he finishes with a flourishing grrrrrrowl. Oh, Copia.

And, y’know, HIP THRUSTS.

[ilovemywife103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[horsefigureoftheday]

I think horses should have fingers. I think it would make everything more exciting.

[themonocerus]

Where would they be?

[horsefigureoftheday]

Around the mouth like whiskers

[serial777killers]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[jimxugle]

40.4004260, -79.8731200

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[stinastar]

I feel like this belongs here