the codeine scene

he/him

[lockheartes]

i’ve got vampires on the brain

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

[birdplushie]

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

[kimbapisnotsushi]

AND WHAT IF WE ALL CRIED

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[madeof5tardust]

there has to be more people out there who don’t ship ryland grace with anybody… single aroace ryland grace no need for romance truthers stand with me

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[grotea]

The brothers ever 💗

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[bonivers]

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

[bonivers]

[raptorofwar]

[tikysplickytok]

(via tradergyalcutiegirl)

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws