the codeine scene

he/him

[lockheartes]

i’ve got vampires on the brain

[pmamtraveller]

Cats by Shou Xin

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[jadeharleyinc]

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

[jadeharleyinc]

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

[agentjackdaniels]

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

[saffsketches]

i dont think he was expecting this either

[nicolegendary]

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

[papasmoke]

You're telling me we're all stuck with baby yoda for the rest of our lives?????? Someone fucking shoot him!

[trickstersaint]

an aromantic person is someone who (fill in the blank here) // april 10 2024

[blueskittlesart]

traditional happy pride month from everybody's favorite transgender video game characters!!

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[hunysckle]

fuuuuuuuuuuyyyyck yes

[goth-queen]

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i