Kenosis

I’m a vaporware bitch ❄️= my Oc

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My cat only lays on my shoes and no on else’s. What the hecc does that mean?

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Does anyone else take videos of their cats purring?

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I do one (1) cursed thing:

Mac & cheese mixed with ranch.

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Me coming out of my room for the first time in 6 hours: Sandwich

[i-will-later-regret-this]

This is the only correct way to eat a KitKat

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Thank you for correctly showing everyone how to eat a KitKat.

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I crave pretty winter scenes watercolor paintings.

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Help

Someone empathize with me, please.

[i-am-a-fish]

im choking on a peppermint right now assdkfjskjk;bfgjlfjgljfgfgfjdh

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At least you’ll have fresh breathe when they carry your body to the morgue!

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An attempt

I attempted to play Minecraft today, some dude kept calling me queer because my teammates left. Overall the game was fun except for the rude player 11/10

[i-am-a-fish]

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The clap at the beginning of Undercover Matryn by two door cinema club is such a fucking power move.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cappucino-minccino-blog]

I can never not reblog this

[areweforgiven]

I rebloged these like 5 times

[thetalkingpoltergeist]

The thousand yard stare with the helmet is my favorite

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

It returned

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

[imonthissitebecauseofvoltron]

I sang this, and I’ll do it again

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For some reason I keep gaining followers every now and then. So uh thanks?

[i-am-a-fish]

as soon as we start photoediting him into text posts nobody will be safe

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[bewbin]

[i-will-later-regret-this]

I genuinely can’t tell if I’m high or not

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[eyesoftirnoch]

…hell yes.

[toytowns]

CSI: Willy Wonka