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@kenress
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@h0ebituary am i doing this jockstrap saturday thing right?
MUSIC GAME - shuffle your playlist wherever you get your music, and list the first 10 songs. Then tag your moots to join in.
1. Song for Zula by Phosphorescent
2. Ride or Die by Virtual Nobodies
3. Pink Moon by Nick Drake
4. Navy Blue Sheet Blues by Anna Bates
5. Hang on to Yourself by Palaye Royale
6. Woman by the 1975
7. All Apologies by Sinéad O’Connor
8. Heavenly by Cigarettes After Sex
9. Blurry Eyed Angel by Helico Tele
10. Vent’anni by Måneskin
Thanks to @angloirishnolanist for the tag! No pressure tagging @furious-mango @deadendtracks @nightofking @normalbrothers @theowlish @coffeeatnight23 @shyday-ao3 @enoughdonegone @julyzaa @lizzieshelby
okay i dont really keep my music in a specific place but a year ago i did make this playlist to listen to in the car ( it gets very little use and is kinda outa date for me ) but here i go
The Scent of Roses by Joana Wang
Vampire Requiem by Kaya (personal favorite as well as anything else by Kaya)
Time Machine (Demo 3) by Hawaii Part ll
Ghostride by Crumb
Twilight by Boa
Dear Diary by Moody Blues (many memories with this one, i used to listen to it when i started writing diary entries as a tween. i should write a diary entry to it again soon)
White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane (another fav since i was young, sang it at a karoake once)
Do You Want To by Franz Ferdinand
Daydream in Blue by I Monster
Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult
oh i forgot to tag people in this @coffeeatnight23 @halfcalfwarrior @fieldnotesgay @olivemargins its a music game^
hiya!!! mine will be pretty boring, as I only have my cds and vinyls, but let's try!!! 1. Personal Jesus - Depeche mode 2. The Jungle Line - Joni Mitchell 3. I think about it all the time - Charli XCX 4. Yosemite - Lana del Rey 5. Punkt - Bar Italia 6. Forces - Oklou 7. Sounds Like You Had To Be There - Bar Italia 8. Disorder - Joy Division 9. The In Crowd - The Mamas and The Papas 10. Kiss of Life - Sade
mmm who to call... @bridalbeauty @boymorbo @sh4-dows @lykksalighet @shrugging @wertfi-penguin.... and whoever else wants to show me some of their music!
Ok im more of a multiple playlist for different moods type, but here’s from my “We Chillin” list:
1. Banquet - Bloc Party
2. Sweater Weather - The Neighborhood
3. Ur Name On A Grain Of Rice - Runnner (thank you @heptacon )
4. Skylight (Amperland, NY) - Pinegrove
5. Punkrocker (feat. Iggy Pop) - Teddybears
6. Tried And True - Ween
7. California Calls - Dan Gautreau & Tom Subbs
8. Dotted Line (Amperland, NY) - Pinegrove
9. Hjerteknuser - Kaizers Orchestra
10. Suburban War - Arcade Fire
As for tagging i guess i already tagged @heptacon and i really like your music recs
Id also love to hear from @lykksalighet @tylerjuno @kenress @crankygay
If yall want ofc 🩷👩❤️💋👩🌸
okay since prev is such a cutie I guess I will share my basic ass music taste that will not seem like it should be in one playlist :3
1. Digital Love - Daft Punk
2. Lord Forgive Me - Tobe Nwigwe
3. Play - Betta Lemme
4. Chucky vs. The Giant Tortoise - Dance Gavin Dance
5. Wind - Akeboshi
6. Just Pretend - Bad Omens
7. Baby Baby - Sports
8. iPod Touch - Ninajirachi
9. Softcore - The Neighborhood
10. Daylily - Movements
and I will tag @bluegreywilde @ardri-na-bpiteog and @ahomiesectional excited to hear what the pretty boys listen to
Show us the post work out beauty please 🙏🏻
Well, it is pride month after all…
One more “🥺” and you’re getting bred twice with no pulling out inbetween.
I HATE WHITE BOYS
i recognize that my body would probably benefit from such as a yoga or pilates class but. well. not to be an edgelord but i need like yoga for assholes or something. i am from massachusetts and the vibe at these things puts me directly into fight or flight mode. why are you acting like this let me out let mE OUT
You need to go to a spin class and seethe at the instructor
I feel like this needs to be more Ben Affleck Tired Massachusetts instead of Stuck Behind a Storrowing Massachusetts
I need a 50 year old Market Basket cashier with a hacking cough and a Dunkies bucket to lead me through a 30 minute flow, all the while yelling that it's another chaturanga or it's not her fault if I fall down the basement stairs again
yeah my dream is the instructor tells us to do a plank and someone groans and the instructor rolls their eyes like, "yeah, no one wants to do a fuckin' plank, alright jessica? but y'know what's worse? back pain. so we're gonna shut up an' do it anyway. jesus fuckin' christ. you came here."
spin class isn't the right vibe or the right type of exercise. and while i appreciate all the people mentioning various martial arts in the notes, i am unfortunately highly allergic to wearing white
instructor: alright we done bitchin'? one minute plank starting...now
[3 seconds into plank]
student 1: planks aren't even yoga
instructor: you think i give a fuck?
student 2: i mean, it's a yoga class
instructor: it's masshole yoga. it's different. it's its own thing. you think i give a fuck what they do in Bangladesh or whatever?
student 1: India
student 3: isn't that cultural appropriation?
instructor: ooh, look at havahd ova' there
[10 seconds silence]
instructor: you guys see that new Greek place they're puttin' in on mass ave?
[various noises of assent]
instructor, con't: looks like shit.
[more noises of assent]
1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent
“squirt is piss.” and??? fake perverts
Certified piss post
Leg day outfit
Did I buy this shirt just because it makes my chest look good? Maybe.
Happy pride month from me and my long torso
Natural lighting really highlights how pale I am lmao
Alex Cutcher 🔥
I did a leg workout for the first time in a couple of weeks so naturally I had to take pics
@commodityproduction
I'm afraid it's hopeless
tumblr user: you guys just have a misogynist baseless hatred of doctors comparable to the antivax movement
doctors when you're a woman: you want "lifesaving" medicine yeah okay. here's some ibuprofen you stupid ugly bitch
doctors when you're fat: I'm not going to speak to you until you lose 80 pounds. come back later
doctors when you're mentally ill: so before we go any further are you retard or schizo ? so i know whether you need to be institutionalized or strapped down
doctors when you're intersex: I have no idea what you even are. you're some kind of alien creature. there's no way of knowing how to even respond to you
doctors when you're not white: if i give you this antibacterial medication are you just going to sell it to one of your illegal drug circles. i mean if you die you'd make a great research specimen so i'd be fine either way
doctors when you're gay: WHAT. NO you can't donate blood. what if the gay particles in your body transfer to someone and give them spiritual aids. are you nuts are you trying to get us all killed
doctors when you don't have one of 5 common illnesses but have something else: This. that's not. that's just not possible. that's just not even possible. run the tests again Yes i know we just did them run them again
doctors when you obviously definitely do have something but they can't figure out what exactly: You don't have anything
doctors when you have chronic pain: you need to lose weight that's literally the only possible thing it could be