Procrastination Station

Merry Christmas Fuckers

[stedilnik]

me, whispering to another MasterChef competitor next to me: Isn’t this about who gets to be the next Halo guy?

[softservewidow]

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[stupidpetface]

[blorbo-posting]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

[dallydewdrop]

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

[guerrillatech]

[girlnephew]

[crimewave420]

imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips

[crimewave420]

[dogpuppy]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[aquasine0]

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