s k y s i n g e r

yesterday's opponents are today's ingredients

[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[themoonandmyman]

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[talyris]

⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[shigeoreum]

“All beautiful things must come to an end.”

Henry wondered if this too was beautiful.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78

Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)

Remaining time: 23 hours 34 minutes

[jumpy-b]

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

[my-dailydreams]

[redlipstickresurrected]

九水巷 aka 999999999sx aka Jiushui Xiang (Chinese) - Untitled, 2025, Painting

[iamnotlanuk]

[wifegideonnav]

i cannot stress enough how nonexistent the context for this museum display was

[silver-horse]

Mutt was happy to see Hans again 💚🐶

[cottoncandylesbo]

delivery guy threw my bananas this morning well thats just fine you might as well. and fuck my tight little hole while youre at it. and beat me. and beat me senseless

[deaf-goat]

no other webbed site has this. you think you can open threads and see something like this? bluesky? hell no. home grown and certified fresh tumblr original right here. thank you for your service cottoncandylesbo

[cottoncandylesbo]

my name is -> CANDY😈

i am -> 7'3"

my status is -> ROWDY & SEXUAL

[christianstepmoms]

Me Skump

[jame7t]

Hi Skump

[ttenri]

🌙

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[sylphchild]