nani yattemo umaku ikanai !!!!!

im keo !! | he/him | dont be afraid to tag me or send asks (ᐡ ̥_ ̫ _ ̥ᐡ)

[keo-k]

never written an intro post before. feel free to tell me if im missing anything ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა

old accountttt @keo-kanemura

quick intro if you just wanna know my pronouns / names or wtvr because this intro WILL be yapworthy. i like talking to myself ⭑.ᐟ my pronoun page ^^

hihii! i have . a lot of names. keo is probably my most used. im also good w fawn, radish, august, sam, zach, and like honestly Anything You Want. ive always really liked the name achilles if you REALLY want to fuck around w calling me things

pronouns are he/him but i also really like one/one's. more of a third-person pronoun and ive never had anyone refer to me that way but if i call myself one or oneself youll know what im on about

i AM a minor. i am 15 . my birthday is also the trans day of visibility Thats Fucking Awesome. i have no qualms about interacting with adults i just ask that you dont be weird. i think thats a normal request

trans guy. pomosexual (basically i dont know how to categorize myself but i want a label. also the flag is cute). dating my wonderful awesome handsome loving girlboyfriend @/munnchausenzip who i adore

DONT BE SCARED TO TAG ME IN THINGS OR SEND ME ASKS i love making friendz online. picrews. tag games. ask games. silly image. thing reminds you of me. i love it all. send me things i jump for joy.

^ adding onto this. bunnies and deer. send me bunnies and deer. my spirit animals. bnnuy. der. theyr me. theyre literally me

interests. um. i like my Yaoi. phaidei specifically right now. oh my phainon i love phainon. if you see phainon i beg that you send him to me. oh yeah HSR In General but i like the yaoi. im normal promise

yeah hsr is my biggest interest rn. i like genshin too SEND ME HEIZOU i heart shikanoin heizou. got really into yugioh and assassination classroom at one point. theres probably other things too. cant think of em off the top of my headOH nevermind i remembered. parkour civilisation . i was REALLY into nijisanji en at one point but then Shit Went Down ... also like tadc because im a queer neurodivergent minor who couldve guessed

im GONNA have a tagging system i swears this time

#keo.txt - me talking i dont know

#keo.txtxt - self reblog

#keo.png - if i ever end up posting any of my art...

#keo.ans - if i get any asks PLEASE send me asks . i love asks ...

#yaoimaxxing - self explanatory. i think

my dni is pretty basic. dont be a pedo. dont be a nazi. dont be racist or homophobic or sexist or ableist or xenophobic etc etc etc. basically if you dislike people based on immutable characteristics I Dont Like You In Turn. i dont block too many people but if youre blatantly a dick to others or me i will.

think thats it. tell me if i missed anything as i said b4 ^^

bye ! ૮꒰˶ - ˕ -꒱ა

[dorkbuckbuckley]

psst *hey did you know that there’s actually no one way to be queer and you can do whatever you want as long as you’re not hurting people? You can be a cis woman and go by he/him pronouns btw. you can be a trans woman who doesn’t transition and goes by he/him btw. you can be a trans man with long hair and dress feminine btw. you can be a cis woman and get top surgery/ go on hormones. you can be nonbinary and not do anything about it btw. You can be asexual and have sex btw. You can be aromatic and do “romantic” things btw. You can do whatever you want forever and you shouldn’t put yourself in a box unless it appeals to you and you are comfortable with that. btw.* Wow guys I wonder if anyone heard that

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[thelawfulchaotic]

I have genuinely psychotic clients who do this. They might be up to their ears in admittedly terrifying delusions but they’ll try not to offend you.

One client tried to fire me like “I’m sorry it’s nothing personal I just can’t have a lawyer who is part of the psychology major conspiracy to experiment on me and film me for television”

I told her, “that sounds very scary and bad, however I have great news for you and that is that I did not do those things and I am just your lawyer”

And she sort of sagged in relief and was like “oh thank god it was just your doppleganger”

[alanfromrochester]

I can see this as a middle ground between militant pro-trans and anti-trans positions - yes transgenderism exists but gets overdiagnosed now

[keo-k]

idk if i was supposed to follow you on this on or not this one

the otehr one but double follows are appreciated……. evil wide joker smile

[keo-k]

haiya bitch

SHIHO SPOTTED COMMENCE PUBLIC EXECUTION

[lovephainon]

from phainon's eng va ‪‪❤︎‬

[enden-k]

the mental image of mydei benchpressing phainon was stuck in my brain now

[enden-k]

phai ver bc theyre equal ofc (in strength and attraction)

[murp-cat]

I really do love Alex's backstory.... I think it's one of the best in Stardew.... I have this head cannon of Dusty being from Alex's past life when he was living with his parents, being one of the only good things he had in his life while living with his father...and when his mom died, George and Evelyn didn't have the heart to leave Dusty behind because they knew how much he meant to Alex. So they brought him to the valley, but decided to keep him outside as a sort of compromise. George doesn't like dogs, but the man def has a soft spot for his grandson.

Of course this would make Dusty a very elderly dog when the farmer arrives at the town, but eh. I kind of like the idea of Alex loving his old mangy dog who's been with him forever

I want Dusty to live on the farm with you when you marry alex so bad!!!!!

(EDIT: also yes i had to give little Alex that country boy little kid mullet that some parent's give their kids. If you think that kid wasn't rocking an ugly little awkward sporty kid mullet, idk what you're on)

[retquits]

i have received ... feedback that some people would like more of roseade (she/her), my royal knight commander turned farmer :) 🌹🗡️

[under-the-universe]

sorry to be aromantic but i need more stories w characters who get absolutely no romantic interests, plots, or romantic ending ‼️ gimme ppl w complex interpersonal relationships put into emotional life situations ‼️ but they all get zero bitches ‼️

[mariacallous]

[keo-k]

Are u planning on pulling for the angels :D

YES HES OMG

i got sunna already !!!! i’ve been saving since i finally got her but im not sure if it’s enough …

the real delusion was thinking i could get all three of them as a f2p 💔💔 (im genuinely willing to spend i love them sm)

[bunnygirl-kouhai]

I saw from leakers that we'd be getting 180-200 pulls this patch, so it could be possible to get all three as f2p. Am hoping I can get all three too TwT I got sunna too!! Just deciding if i should go for her sig or save for aria, cause sunna's been my favorite ever since aod got leaked like 2 years ago (；ω；｀*)

[keo-k]

holyyyyy that’s a lotta pulls. chinese new year goes crazy with hyv

i absolutely cannot afford to go for her signature i NEED to assemble my squad!!!!

[bunnygirl-kouhai]

WE'RE GETTING ALL THREE ANGELS TRUST!!!!! on that note, I wonder wat nangong yu's skin is gonna be

[keo-k]

INDULGE IN YOUR DELUSIONS WE WIN THESE ONG !! i hope it’s more like arias and not sunnas . sunnas skin upsets me greatly 💔

[bunnygirl-kouhai]

Sunna's skin was definitely made for that crowd and it pisses me off so much :( yeah hopefully nangong yu's is more like aria, but considering how Aria and Sunna's skins are so different, I have a feeling nangong's is gonna come out of left field

[keo-k]

i go into sunna build guide. i go to comments. i see everyone typing either “😭” or “no more 😭”. i do some digging. i find the name blue archive. i look up blue archive. i feel misery. lolibait pmoooo like No Those Are My Children

i want nangongs to have something to do w watermelons i think it’d be a cute play on her og outfit…..

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[lilaclupin]

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

[guchaigue]

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[keo-k]

@munnchausenzip

[keo-k]

Are u planning on pulling for the angels :D

YES HES OMG

i got sunna already !!!! i’ve been saving since i finally got her but im not sure if it’s enough …

the real delusion was thinking i could get all three of them as a f2p 💔💔 (im genuinely willing to spend i love them sm)

[bunnygirl-kouhai]

I saw from leakers that we'd be getting 180-200 pulls this patch, so it could be possible to get all three as f2p. Am hoping I can get all three too TwT I got sunna too!! Just deciding if i should go for her sig or save for aria, cause sunna's been my favorite ever since aod got leaked like 2 years ago (；ω；｀*)

[keo-k]

holyyyyy that’s a lotta pulls. chinese new year goes crazy with hyv

i absolutely cannot afford to go for her signature i NEED to assemble my squad!!!!

[bunnygirl-kouhai]

WE'RE GETTING ALL THREE ANGELS TRUST!!!!! on that note, I wonder wat nangong yu's skin is gonna be

[keo-k]

INDULGE IN YOUR DELUSIONS WE WIN THESE ONG !! i hope it’s more like arias and not sunnas . sunnas skin upsets me greatly 💔

[keo-k]

Are u planning on pulling for the angels :D

YES HES OMG

i got sunna already !!!! i’ve been saving since i finally got her but im not sure if it’s enough …

the real delusion was thinking i could get all three of them as a f2p 💔💔 (im genuinely willing to spend i love them sm)

[bunnygirl-kouhai]

I saw from leakers that we'd be getting 180-200 pulls this patch, so it could be possible to get all three as f2p. Am hoping I can get all three too TwT I got sunna too!! Just deciding if i should go for her sig or save for aria, cause sunna's been my favorite ever since aod got leaked like 2 years ago (；ω；｀*)

[keo-k]

holyyyyy that’s a lotta pulls. chinese new year goes crazy with hyv

i absolutely cannot afford to go for her signature i NEED to assemble my squad!!!!

[keo-k]

Are u planning on pulling for the angels :D

YES HES OMG

i got sunna already !!!! i’ve been saving since i finally got her but im not sure if it’s enough …

the real delusion was thinking i could get all three of them as a f2p 💔💔 (im genuinely willing to spend i love them sm)