Kit 🌱

your plant husband/gay/guy. 29. they/them.

[songsomi]

[dykeplier-deactivated20240511]

DYKE!

[virginshane]

the fuckboy you all talking about….. this is his sexual fantasies

[virginshane]

@significant-lover so real

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[yuqis-ifty]

Shane's struggle with his sexuality being so wildly misunderstood in fandom spaces among people who haven't really struggled with their sexuality makes me so mad. Yes, it does take years even while you have sexual and sometimes even romantic feelings indicating very clearly that you are queer. Yes, you can have feelings for people and have no idea or chalk it up to some other type of attraction. Yes, you can have a good or decent enough support system that wouldn't give you up just for who you are and still be deeply terrified of them ever finding out. This happens to so many people, and it doesn't get easier. Even if Shane Hollander didn't have nearly as much to lose with confronting his sexuality or coming out as he does in canon, even if he team would've been supportive and the man he was in love with wasn't also very much at risk, it would still be very hard, and you should be able to sympathise with something so common among queer people.

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[theaologies]

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[endiness]

In the new rock and roll centric season, the Vampire Lestat goes on an electric multi-city tour while being haunted by “muses” from his wild and rebellious past.

[emnesoi0]

kids' candy ads: this candy tastes good and you'll like it

adult candy ads: you are a dirty, filthy sinner who's going to hell for your indulgences. but god, don't you want it ? don't you feel the call of the void ? don't you finally want to finally fucking feel something in the middle of your stupid, pathetic, miserable life ? yes, you feel satan's hooks pulling at your flesh. you can't hold on any longer. give in and enjoy a $17 bar of chocolate with 98% cacao

[rylandsgrace]

HUDSON WILLIAMS

For Timid Magazine (31/12/25)

[endiness]

lestat x king by florence and the machine

[dreamember]

😎

[dcmultiverse]

Anne Hathaway behind the scenes of Shape Magazine cover shoot

[dailyflicks]

ANNE HATHWAY AS DAPHNE KLUGER OCEAN’S EIGHT (2018) dir. Gary Ross

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Ma'am?! 👀

[rylandsgrace]

ANNE HATHAWAY

for Vogue France

[gwennkoi]

[endiness]

"is lestat wearing th—" "the jean paul gaultier vintage sheer cathedral stained glass tattoo top? yeah, he is."