I tripped and fell into this garbage website

I gots me a tubglr- follow for quality memery

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[joofers-the-red-deactivated2022]

It really is amazing that these people have the nerve to step out in public. Sitting in a golden throne, covered in gold and silver, sitting next to an item that is absolutely covered in the blood of colonialism.

[bookpdf]

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[afloweroutofstone]

[undisaster]

the conclusion of the first paper is even better than i had hoped

[triviallytrue]

Mathematicians remain decades ahead of economists

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[ablaske]

[prideknights]

Moms for Liberty cry when ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill gets turned against heterosexual parents

The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...

[neil-gaiman]

What do you do when you lose motovation for writing halfway through a sentence?

When it happens to me I just tend to

[plush-anon]

#Neil Gaiman is the only famous person who actually knows what tumblr is for

[weaver-z]

MEOW for the love of god MEOW

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

[antimasculist]

as a girl whos a gross dude i looove men who are fancy ladies. we are best friends

[oh-its-suds]

I did not process a single bit of that ngl

[antimasculist]

nobody asked. sorry you dont understand me and my friends 3d chess genders

[mumblesplash]

what’s the name for that species of joke where you mix and match true facts to make something twice as wrong as knowing nothing. if you bite it and you die it’s a stalagmite if it bites you and you die it’s a stalactite

[phantomrose96]

It's actually not the stalactite that bites you you're thinking of stalactite's monster.

[bluestockingbaby]

Red sky at bite, stalagmite’s delight

Red sky at gnawing, stalactite’s warning

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[link-lonk]

Here’s the post they’re referring to for context

[regicide1997]

Oh. Skyrim husband.

[strangebiology]

Bird feeders are probably making birds evolve longer beaks

British people really like bird feeders.

I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.

[champawattigress]

GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!

[sergle]

good evening bisexuals how are we feeling

[dualclock]

i feel the way turpentine smells

[sergle]

we are not

[lesbiantiana]