why be serious when you can be silly

ruby • 25 • header by graphics-cafe

[foone]

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

[valtsv]

don't make me turn my character development around

[valtsv]

alright that's IT. i'm evil again until you all stop getting on my nerves.

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

underwater caves are rated for diving according to how many loving spouses and kids the cave diver has waiting for them at home. they won't even let you go in some of the more dangerous ones unless you're twice married with an excellent relationship with your ex and multiple young dependent kids from both marriages

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[sergeantsporks]

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

[sergeantsporks]

Every time

[mr-leach]

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

[loveridden1999]

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[divorce-enjoyer]

what the fuck

[divorce-enjoyer]

new nemesis dropped

[marriagesaver]

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

[divorce-enjoyer]

WHO ARE YOU

[relelvance]

Is anyone here russian

[officialbabymetal]

i am

[relelvance]

Have you considered taking your time

[officialbabymetal]

Take my time with what

[relelvance]

Russian sounds like rushing a little

[officialbabymetal]

Ohhhhh now that you mention it it does. Good stuff!

[relelvance]

[is-this-fascism]

if you came up to me and said you're in a time loop, i would believe you every time

[is-this-fascism]

if you came to me and said you were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time

[is-this-fascism]

if you told me you were in a time loop, i would believe you every time

[is-this-fascism]

if you ever told me you're in a time loop, i'd believe you every time

wait, why does this feel familiar?

[is-this-fascism]

if you came to me and said we were in a time loop, i'd believe you every time

wait, why am i getting deja vu?

[is-this-fascism]

if you came up and told me we were in a time loop together, i'd believe you every time

wait..... oh.

[is-this-fascism]

let me guess, we're in a time loop. i know. what are we gonna do?

[is-this-fascism]

yeah yeah, we're in a time loop together. i know. what are we gonna do?

[is-this-fascism]

i told you twice already, i know. we're in a time loop together. so, what are we gonna do?

[is-this-fascism]

so, we're in a timeloop together. what are we gonna d-

...what? you don't remember?

[is-this-fascism]

hey. do you... remember the time loop?

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah

[welcomingdisaster]

what level of skin care do you perform regularly*?

none

just sunscreen

just lotion/chapstick

sunscreen + lotion/chapstick

sunscreen + lotion + exfolliant

sunscreen + lotion + exfoliant + serum/toner/primer

several different kinds of the above/more than the option above

Voting ended onMay 28

*by this I mean genuinely a part of your routine, not just once in a blue moon -- things you're doing at least half the time.