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Since apparently, I somehow haven't already made a post saying this despite the fandoms I'm in; it's super triggering for me to see maps/"no"maps and people who make pedophilic "ship" content interacting with my blog. Please DNI

kermitteafrog

rickorty shippers, this means you. I simply do not want to see that stuff.

birdssong

GO SUMMER GO

#funniest shit ive ever seen

Not much of a Jerry × Rick shipper- But if they ever had sex, Rick would bottom. I feel very strongly about this

#funniest shit ive ever seen #rick and morty

thesoftboiledegg

Rick cheering on two sapphic bees 🐝

#funniest shit ive ever seen

iinthestudy-deactivated20220607

:3333333333333333333333

#moral orel

thatsrickdiculous

stopped at a gas station for coffee this morning. i’m in heaven. (the minute i walked in i checked the toy section for rick and morty stuff cause ive seen it at similar places and found nothing but as we left my dad pointed out the bongs)

#funniest shit ive ever seen

ballsackkk3

#they make me FUCKING SICK!!!!#funniest shit ive ever seen

pillowspace

Tomorrow will be the 7 year anniversary of my mum finding out I'm a lesbian because she got shown angry birds yaoi

pillowspace

Happy 8 year anniversary to my mum finding out I was a lesbian via angry birds yaoi

pillowspace

@don-quixote-and-sancho

On June 1st 2018, I told my mum that I had something to tell her. I got too nervous though, and fled to my bedroom without explaining myself. Later that night, I went to bed. Unbeknownst to me, somebody sent her Angry Birds Red x Chuck pride month yaoi while I was sleeping, which made her aware to the existence of pride month. She connected the dots between me having something to tell her, and the Angry Birds yaoi on her screen.

The next day on June 2nd 2018, I opened my bedroom door and the first thing I heard as I sleepily stepped out yawning was "so. Do you like girls? :)" as she turned her tablet around to show me Red and Chuck in a beautiful gay relationship.

#laugh

moonziies

Sorry to the Rick and Morty community that this is what I have to contribute </3 prob really really occ, but idc

I cant take myself seriously with this ship. it feels so dumb but I been thinking about them and I need it out of my system.

cmonliljunebug

I love the one where Rick’s leaning into him and talking about the turkey pardon. His flirting is so cute lmao

#they do just need to fuck and get it over with #funniest shit ive ever seen

luv2scam

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even readily for it.

#laugh