Gone

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Time to make one of those profile rule things bc somone messaged me weirdly

Also just to clarify, i check every blog who follows me and i block freely

ALSO NO DONATIONS

KERMITS OFFICAL MUPPET AGE IS 71!!!!

1. NO NSFW WHATSOEVER NO MESSAGES ABOUT IT NO NOTHONG (sure u can joke bout it but don message me stuff thats straigjt ip real.

2. Dont be a homephobic/transphobic/abilitiest/racist…ok u know what to shorten this dont fucking annoy people because of something about them. If you do then get out of here dick.

3. Feel free to shitcomment but put like /j cuz im fucking an acoustic guitar

4. Be respectful. Self explanitory, dont be a dick

5. Ummm, shit im forgoring smthn important ummm…oh ye, DO NOT ATTENTION SEEK

6. Please if you are jel-e-ton or one of her moots do not interact as she has harrased a few mooties of mind, if were already moots you may enquire in dms, if not try not to interact

DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY I JUST SHITPOST AND JOKE (I officially spin snd shoot laser beans in the bean kingdom) (gnna put this in here rq due to past fucking pervs, IM A MINOR)

Oh if I say “man” “dude” “bro” anything like that its all gender neutral i might say gn standing for gender neutral but sometimes i forget

Joined Tumblr on 30th October 2025

Pfp mad by @zeta-finnish

Old pfp made by @xx-w0odl0use-offical-xx

WAS REBLOGGED BY @homosexuality-offical (they said I had a small dick)

@laciffo-natas REPLIED TO A COMMENT I MADE

@laciffo-satan REPLIED TO A COMMENT TOO :)

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical usually likes my comments and occasionally replies :) (goated person :)

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical REBLOGGED ME

FAMOOSE MOOTS ARE

@do-not-u-dare (SOMEHOW) @ash-cherryblossom (ALSO REALLY FAMOUS)

@laciffo-natas (main is following :3)

@king-of-oreo (ALSO FAMOUS AS HELLL)

@instant-yuri-machine(HAS SO MAN FOLLOWERS)

@the-king-of-beans-offical(pretty famous and pretty KEWL)

@olliipopp (SHES SUPER COOL AND FAMMOSE)

@lightsabersandbluecookies (*SLAPS WITH FAME*)

and i think @library-of-hell (really chill :)

@no-one-offical famouse! And also “ ”

@skeletal-spire-man HELLA COOL AND A MOOTIE (I GOT LUCKY)

@da-police-officalWE MOOTIES :)

@the-grassy-hill hella kewl and as far as i know famoose

@pukicho REBLOGGED MY POST? IDK HOW

@satan-offical REPLIED TO A COMMENT (TWICE NOW)

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[vox-is-me]

I've done this so many times ..nooooo

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Dude…hes gonna blow up the fucking earth

[vox-is-me]

I wish I got my explosive pookie

[kermitthebomber-offical]

If anybody saw you with him youd get heckled with verity jokes

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[vox-is-me]

I've done this so many times ..nooooo

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Dude…hes gonna blow up the fucking earth

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[lovely-blue-galaxy]

Idk but he sounds pretty upset

[netflixz]

when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[teapotsoffcialyup]

a collecton of weezers

[satan-offical]

GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GULD FISH EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING HATE FISH!!!! INCLUDING TROUT!!! I'M SICK OF IT ALL MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Fucked too many trouts i guess

[man-offical]

NEW TAG GAME OF MAN OK?

DO THIS WITH YOUR NAME OK?

MAN.

m - milky

a - about

n - newspaper

TAG YOUR FRIENDS AND ALSO YOUR ENEMYS

@satan-offical @incognitostunner @transgenderbeetleman @finntasticwonderboy @holymolyitssam @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @sillylo2 @killer-offical @zookeeper-official @eric-cartman-offical @john-doe-offical @murderous-goose AND VERY MUCH OPEN TAGS OK???

[vampboy-offical]

v - vampires

a - at

m - malls

p - playing

b - basketball

o - outside

y - yesterday

@kermitthebomber-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @wysthilde @chesca-chaos @kola-without-the-coke @archangel-raphael-offical + open tags

[kermitthebomber-offical]

K - krunchy with a k

E - edible

R - rhinoceros

M- milk

I- in

T- t-shirs

[smurkems]

HAAAPY FRIENDSHIP DAY !

@destructionfanq @gleep-zorp @the-neighbors-kid @peanutboy93875 @congratulatorycutie @takovy-maly-snecek @user-art @sarahg-fanarts99 @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @phlegmilys-rambles @lokeeanalien @detrimental-empathy @gore-and-suicide @schlorb @user-art @knightbell @coymixx @spo1lt-m1lk @wastedlikeallmypotential @trashy-trout46 @violetrosiecookiessleepydragon @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @icefang-the-ice-entity @elsagism @mydesireangel @t3mprrishere @dirtyrottentypist @pixicidal @sea-leaf @xxxkissesforyouxxx @cat-found-in-an-allie @r3tten-ange1 @redarcherygirl

Sorry if I missed any mooties !

It's friendship day ! Yippee ! Hooray !

[kermitthebomber-offical]

HAPPY (LATE) FRIENDSHIP DAYY

[taylenpenrose]

Tag game: Can you tag a moot for every letter of the alphabet?

I'm sure someone's done this already but here goes

A: @apocalypseweather

B: @birdgirlflying

C: no

D: @depressionanddrama

E: @evyyy77

F: no

G: no

H: no

I: @inthehousethatalwaysrains

J: no

K: @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3

L: no

M: @music-n-mushrooms

N: no

O: no

P: @proxygalfawkes

Q: no

R: @raynilikescats

S: @socialsecret

T: @thatwasthenightthingschanged (are we mutuals? i hope so)

U: no

V: @violet-yimlat (again, are we mutuals? i hope so)

W: no

X: no

Y: @youngerfrankenstein

Z: no

Not too shabby! I have friends! Yay! Also there were some people I couldn't tag because they doubled up on letters

[artandbeauty71]

oooh this is an interesting one!

A: @athanel

B: @bramalamania

C: @crazyheronman

D: @darlingpoppet

E: @echo-loves-flowerboy

F: @frozenfruitsalad

G: @goldenportobello

H: @hikari-sae-ssg

I: @iobsesswaytoomuch1

J: @jabberwockprince

K: @katerinaaqu

L: @lostintranslaation

M: @madamekudo (thanks for tagging me hehe)

N: @noctilionoidea

O: @ode-to-ganimedes

P: @pearl-in-vinegar

Q: @q-branch-official

R: @restlesskeychains

S: @spineless-lobster

T: @teaspecifically

U: uhhh idk

V: @venomspecs

X: idk

Y: @yendts

Z: idk

[iobsesswaytoomuch1]

Thanks for the tag!! This is fun

@abstractpenny @afteas2003

@bramalamania

@cottoncandywoof

@daboyau

@eating-the-sand

@fintan-pyren

@ghostedmercury

@homerow99

@i-am-a-living-god

@janeways-coffees

@kitab00m101 @kitty-i-swear-to-gosh

@libertea-and-icedcoffee

@mentallyinsanepenguin

@nelly-rebellyyyyy

@oopsallberries067

@psychologicalwarclaire

Q ❌

@rat-roses @rayne143

@sparkp18

@theartofeverything @tonystarkwasrobbed

@unusedunimportancyforace

V ❌

@writing-biting

@xaliaver

@yureiakihito

@zaywinters

+open tags!

[mentallyinsanepenguin]

Ooh fun

@adelins-alt

B ❌

@cojabimbrujetutaj @c00lgv1

@depressinge

@elaratheone

@foundfamily-mybeloved

@ghostedmercury

H ❌

@itsauthorspurpose2laugh @i-am-a-living-god

@jaiofskyandstorm @joybat2

@kaistrosity

@linlovesnoodles @lesbianonthesubway

@maribinnie

N ❌

@oddpossumcreature

P ❌

Q ❌

@rayne143

@silkieluv @stxrrstruckk

@thalium9thmuse @the-l0ser-st4rr @the-king-of-beans-offical @thestoryteller-thedreamer

U ❌

@violetstarc4

W ❌

X ❌

@your-local-book-hoarder

Z❌

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

@astronaut-offical (I think???)

@bean-kinght-offical

@coffee--spill

@defo-the-king-of-beans-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical (I think also??)

@fayonette

@goblin-offical

@holybananapants

@i-ate-the-king-of-beans-offical

@joshler-laufeyson-at221a

@kermitthebomber-offical

@lightsabersandbluecookies

M ❌ (lol it suggested freaking Markiplier bruh)

@not-the-king-of-beans-offical

@olliipopp

@panic-at-the-aromantic (I think?????)

@queen-of-chaos-offical

@rice-officall

@snail-offical

@tin-cant-offical

@ultimatedreamer-official

@willclericbyers-official

X ❌

@yourunusalartist

@zeta-finnish

YIPPEE I GOT MOST OF THEM PROBABLY

[kermitthebomber-offical]

A @anonmous-offical

B @beansandsausages32

C @cornstarch-offical

D @da-police-offical

E @evee1308

F @fanboy-official

G @gummy-fish-offical

H @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I @i-ate-the-king-of-beans-offical

J @jello-the-frog

K @king-of-oreo

L @laciffo-natas

M @marshmallow-dust

N @null-the-void-monarch-offical

O @olliipopp

P @pansexuality-official

Q @queen-of-chaos-offical (i think)

R @rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical

S @snail-offical

T @thebeast-official-account

U @ur-least-fav-gal-offical (i also think? Im less sure)

V @vampboy-offical

W (cries, no moots)

X (cries again)

Y (LOUDER CRYING)

Z @zeta-finnish

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[kermitthebomber-offical]

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Loud.

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Hello :3

Hi :)

[instant-yuri-machine]

hey, so uh, PSA;

i won't be online that much now.

i probably won't participate in tag games for a while.

my fic won't update for a long time, though I'll work on it whenever i can.

my 65 drafts (mainly tag games/stuff with the "#to be edited" tag) will probably not be posted for a while.

i don't know why, but lately I've just not had the time or energy to log onto tumblr and clear my activity (forever 99+🫩), answer anything in my inbox, read any messages, and check all the posts in the 40-ish communities I'm in.

i feel VERY guilty about leaving these interactions undone, but it started feeling like a chore, clearing my blog of unread things, and i NEVER get to have a device for long enough to finish that process (this post has been a draft for a whileee).

I'm going to pin this post, so if you want my intro post, just search "#intro post" in my blog.

so, to the admins and moderators of my communities; please, take care of my communities, eradicate all bots, mitigate drama, and maintain the rules.

most communities I've made aren't very active, aside from The JJK Community, of course, so @kugisakinobaradesu , @silverfan77 , i leave the maintanance, care, and general community owner stuff to you.

as per usual, i am unable to copy-paste my tags list because I'm using my mother's phone and she's strict af, so this is gonna be reblogged to my communities, and pinned.

signing off for probably a long time.

[instant-yuri-machine]

yeah this post was a bit dramatic but i had the worst fever and my brain wasn't rlly working

what i meant to say is, i won't be online very much, most likely i'll be checking my fav artists' blogs, or just checking in, and i won't be participating in tag games

@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical

@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane @spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd @rin-amamiya @eraser-offical @alb4tr0ss-feather moots ily but pls don't tag me in tag games, i won't be able to participate for a few years (when i turn 18 i'll be allowed my own phone i will be tho)

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Take as long a break as needed, everybody gets tired and burntout

[satan-offical]

When was this account made?/genq

December 10th 2024

[kermitthebomber-offical]

Cool

(HOLY SHIT SATAN ANSWERED MY ASK @kingkit7734 @king-of-oreo @interstellar-espresso @icefang-the-ice-entity @instant-yuri-machine AND ALL OTHER MOOTIES LOOK)

[retrogamingblog2]

[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[sagethegremlin]

[kermitthebomber-offical]