a lil vampir :3

"𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔞 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯"

[vampboy-offical]

"ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇꜱ, ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ!"

hellooo!! ^,..,^

I'm vampboy offical, you can call me vampboy, vampire boy, or vampire !

pronouns are he/him and vamp/vamps

i identify as, you guessed it, the vampboy xenogender (flag ↴)

this is not my first offical blog, but i do plan to treat it as my main offical from now on

ill probably just be posting whatever on here but high guarantee that it'll mostly be about vampires - idk if ill do any in character stuff or not but i guess we'll see

warning for blood and gore on this blog for a lot of vampire stuff, but i will also be tagging posts with such so you can block them if you wish ^^

some things about me:

.⋆♱ I really like vampires. like. a lot. i like learning about their mythology and history, how that mythology evolved over centuries, their portrayal in modern media, etc.

.⋆♱ bats are my favorite animal :3

.⋆♱ big fan of vampires smp, which is what kickstarted this hyperfixation-turned-special-interest: favourite characters would probably have to be v!owen and v!abolish, and I am a very big trustbites truther (v!owen x v!louis x v!legs)

.⋆♱ I have a list of media with/about vampires that i want to watch, if you have any recommendations do let me know! shows, movies, books, music, podcasts, anything!

.⋆♱ no I have not watched twilight. yes I plan to watch it just to see its portrayal of vampires.

feel free to ask me questions about vampires i love answering them and if its something i dont know i will definitely research it to answer!!!

yes i have autism. how did you know

tags:

#🪦 vamp talks - general posts tag

#🦇 vamp reblogs - reblogging

#🩸 vampboy loves vampires - anything vampire related

#💀 songposting - songs that are about/suit vampires that i like :3

#🦴 vamp answers - answering asks

[redstonebug]

YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME

HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[stabbydragon]

I am Del, god of course

[thevagabondexpress]

because of course you are a god

[tleeaves-deactivated20250426]

I am Tee Lee, God of the dead

Oh wow. Didn’t see that coming when I picked “the” out of the options given. And lemme just show you what was suggested.

God of the death bears was right there. And I still managed to be god of the dead. Nice.

[thevagabondexpress]

okay now I wanna know what (in your mind) the death bears are

[faithfromanewperspective]

drop bears obviously don’t test the aussies

[the-turtle-fan]

I am Turtle God of the greatest kingdom

[inedibleplastic]

I am Julian, god of death

WTF😭

[yapofalltrades]

I am Pins, god of

[venustheidiot]

I am Venus god of war….well…yall are fucked…

[classical-necromancer]

I am mars God of God

Damn

[coquette-corpsie]

i am magnolia god of the only people who have been in the same place as she is in the hospital

WAHR

[ameelawless]

I am Amee God of social media

???????????? I dont even use that many social medias….

[international-electromatics]

I am IE god of life

Couldn’t be more wrong

[existing-offical]

I am Existing, god of everything

Sort of true i guess?

[sl33py-b1rd0]

I am Birdo, God of sun

Huh. One that makes sense and probably has to do with the amount of times I’ve been typing god of sun for world building purposes recently. Lmao.

[supervillain-offical]

I am Savi, God of the Sea

…okay???

[arson-offical]

I am Alex, God of War

I mean cool ig

[chaos-ducks]

I am Chaos, God of Darkness

[bob-ate-cheese-on-monday]

I am Bob, God of the Year

hah I beat y'all motherfuckers

[chaos-ducks]

Years almost out

[pavement-offical]

I am Pavement, God of all good friends

oh yiippee :3

[cossachka-offical]

I am Yehoria, Goddess of the time.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I am evil pineapple, god of the game

oh cool

[evil-journalism-offical]

I am E.J., God of the ocean

[weather-offical]

I am the weather, god of the world

[nothing-offical]

I am Nothing, god of the universe

Wooaaw … I don’t think that is quite correct actually.

[no-one-offical]

I am No One, God of Electromagnetism

I’m shocked actually

[the-spooky-aroace-potatochonkcat]

I am Al, God of war

[ladyliszt]

I am LadyLiszt, God of the Rings!

sweet

[burning-britain-official]

I am burning britain and I am the God of God

Yeaaaaah

[herobrine-offical]

I am herobrine, God of the viewer is the right thing to do with foundation staff that are found wasting time mid-test and I think is the POV of the viewer and the video is the POV of the viewer and the video is so I can talk to you

Uhhhhhhh ok?

[vampboy-offical]

I am vampboy, god of the day and I have to go to the hospital and get a new phone number for the rest of the day and I will be there in a few minutes

... god of the day. ironic

[pearlthefish]

My favorite thing to do with my free time is being incredibly normal about vampires, specifically vampires SMP vampires, specifically BLOODLETTING. Owen and Legs when I get you >:(

[mcytqprshipstournament]

MCYT QPR Ships - Round 1 - Poll 17

Bloodletting (Vampires SMP) v/ Dclowncat (Lifesteal)

Bloodletting

Dclowncat

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

Propaganda

Bloodletting:

“They're so strange about each other”

Dclowncat:

N/A

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[vampboy-offical]

satan who smurfed you

[justcallmedom31]

[vampboy-offical]

I'm ordering stick-on vampire teeth soon for a vampire outfit but as long as they don't feel uncomfortable I might just where them whenever I want as well

[vampboy-offical]

hello vampire!! it’s astral from the discord~

hello!!! ^,..,^

[vampboy-offical]

did you know vampires didn't use to burn in the sun. that was actually a 20th century invention not part of original folklore, they were just nocturnal

the earliest known source portraying vampires burning in sunlight is from the 1922 film Nosferatu

[vampboy-offical]

as an addition to this in the movie Blade vampires burn in both the sun and when in contact with UV light, but sunscreen and enough layers of clothing can prevent the sun from burning them

[vampboy-offical]

thinking abt vampires

[vampboy-offical]

did you know vampires didn't use to burn in the sun. that was actually a 20th century invention not part of original folklore, they were just nocturnal

the earliest known source portraying vampires burning in sunlight is from the 1922 film Nosferatu

[vampboy-offical]

Helloooo vampboy hi you

How are you doing!! 👀👀

I'm doing gooddd thank you for asking ^,..,^

hru ???

[vsmppolyshiptournament]

VSMP Poly Ship Tournament - Bracket 1 - Round 4 - left side

Trustbites (Legundo/Owen/Louis) vs Scaredyhusbats (Avid/Owen/Scott)

Trustbites

Scaredyhusbats

Voting ended onMay 25

v Propoganda v

Trustbites

LOOK ITS SO YUMMY SO GOOD PLEASE I BEG I LOVE IT I FEED I EAT I READ ITS PERFECT

Peace can be found if you know the right people by Chaos_137 on ao3. Also… just like… imagine how precious they could be!! Also also another good fic is Haunted eyes my broken heart by Inkwell_Sp_ace also on ao3. Hella slow burn tho. There’s more ofc but all you need to know is Bloodletting + Lovebitten + (the name for LouisxLegundo) and all their glorious chemistry = Trustbites!!

LOUIS COULD FIX THEM I SWEAR, THEY'D BE SO GOOD FOR EACHOTHER THEY BALANCE EACHOTHER OUT AND THEY ARE MY REASON FOR LIVING

Normally, Legundo and Owen are mutually and self destructive ppl with anger issues (suppressed and not so much) who will kill each other (no, legs, you can't fix something if there's nothing to fix, and I mean "nothing" in a very negative way). But then, you plop these two upon the lap of a sunshine that is Louis. Louis, who has Owen melting and being motivated to live with his sole presence, who is the only thing that will ever be able to get the younger vamp to DO BETTER, especially towards his own self. Louis, who likely has the life experience and the pure if hardened heart to see Doc, see through him, and gently claw out that pride that had once been fueled by hate, and light that pride nice and bright with sheer love. In other words, I am a sucker for observing a happy ending of an angst train wreck, where the passengers are so traumatised that they have no idea what to do with this... This GOOD. The Bois deserve better – all three of them, because Louis deserves a childhood, deserves to feel included and belonging, deserves to be alive and well for what and who he is, not for what he can offer, and Owen deserves to feel appreciated and loved and respected for who he is and what he does, and Legs deserves a rest and the right to love himself and be loved by others. Like, put them in a cuddle puddle with hot cocoa and an enormous weighted blanket. Or two, so they can cuddle on the floor without the cold hating at Legs' old bones and Owen's ancient scars and Louis' warmth-loving soul 

https://www.tumblr.com/yoiurboi/802410306387296256/shout-out-to-the-uhhhhh-three-other-trust-bites?source=share

I don't need to explain myself, we all know this is fire 

The oldest polyship (to my knowledge) and the best. We have both the delicious drama of Legs x Owen, and the wholesomeness of Louis x Owen. And we have Louis x Legs, which is a completely unexplored in cannon dynamic but could be great fun. The fluff potential is immense. Louis could fix them <3 

Scaredyhusbats

TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC RAGEBAITER YAOI !!!!! their individual dynamics are so endearing to me... so putting it ALL TOGETHER????? HHHSJSHSGSJS ALSO. the amount of RAGEBAITING that will come from this trio. they just can't stop annoying the fuck out of each other!!!! avid/owen and their narrative parallels. owen/scott and their forced allyship. avid/scott and their day-1 rivalry. hshshhgh they have me in a CHOKEHOLD.

[applestruda]

The first turned

[vampboy-offical]

forgot to turn asks on 😓 but they're on now!!

[vampboy-offical]