kessiraye.

i want to d i e gayer than a three dollar bill

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Oh dang I didn’t realize the porn industry was bad ... what’s up with it?

I dont wanna sound like, unnecessarily mean but is this real

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

i stop liking ppl becuse i realize i am too ugly for love 

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

snapchat b like r u sure you wanna delete your snapsterpiece??? like chill its a picture of my chode

[ferricadooza]

if you're wearing a bra while quarantined................. why

[prewars]

#this post sponsored by the tiny titty committee because no one with a d cup would have written this

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Bed bath and BEGONE! *banishes you*

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[thottielamottie]

im the bitches

[therealraewest]

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

[svinto]

why are men so loud, who are they talking to

[animalcrossingmemes]

i love stardew valley as well

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[beggars-opera]

this is peak fucking comedy

[sapphicboyfriend]

okay, hi, so i’ve never done something like this before so i guess i’ll just quickly introduce myself. my name is elliott, i’m a trans nonbinary 19 year old and i’m trying my best to legally change my name and my gender (i live in oregon usa and they’re the first and i believe only state that allows a nonbinary option on driver’s licenses), but obviously it’s expensive and i’m about to start school full time, so i won’t have much time for my job. there’s two $124 fees for changing your name and another two $124 fees for changing your gender, which brings the total to about $496. anything helps and is appreciated! if you can’t donate, a reblog would mean a lot. thanks for taking your time reading this and i hope you have a good day :)

venmo: vvillowsss

$0/$496

[xcurrerbellx-deactivated2020082]

You used to be shy, now you're a whore

Character development

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wrightedgar]

jimmy neutron was really fucked up

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[weavingshaw]

ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!!

ppl irl:

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

[konorai]

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade