not sure if this has been done but im procrastinating actual writing so here we go (im just saying now that i don’t understand half the stuff im typing at the moment):
anytime the foxes are all together it’s already chaos, but what happens when you add “the floor is lava” into the mix? prob this
witness giant 6′4″ matt boyd jump into a tiny little cart without hesitation
allison runs for a pile of cushions at the end of the aisle in four inch heels and makes it
nicky shrieks and swipes things off the shelves to make room for himself (he falls off)
renee grabs onto the shelves but doesn’t cause too much damage and neil, who has no clue as to what’s happening, does the same
aaron at least tries a little and stands on the bottom of the cart, but ends up letting go
kevin, who everyone assumed wouldn’t take part, climbs to the top of a shelf claiming he wasn’t going to lose
andrew, of course, does not care and walks away to get ice cream before they’re thrown out
it’s late at night and everyone’s barely awake while hanging out in matt’s room
so andrew, who wanted to screw with them, says it
nicky yells an apology before launching himself at the desk, accidentally knocking over a lamp in the process
kevin almost crushes aaron, an innocent bystander who was just trying to sleep, while trying to take his bed
renee runs to to the doorway and holds herself up using the walls
allison stands on a beanbag that had been brought over
now it’s just the three left over, so matt yells “i’d die for both of you!!!” before picking both neil and dan up to save them and it’s amazing
on the rare occasion that all of the foxes are at eden’s twilight? yep
a majority of the foxes are definitely a bit drunk
and, without thinking anything would happen, nicky calls it
they can’t claim chairs this time since there are so many around them
so kevin does a belly flop onto the table and pushes off all of the drinks, and then refuses to let anyone else sit there
aaron, who was enjoying his drink, continues to sit at his chair and informs kevin that he was going to pay them back
renee politely goes for a table that is unoccupied
neil and allison head for the bar and get on it
(roland, who catches on to what’s happening, jumps onto the bar with them)
there’s some railing that dan and matt go for, though very clumsily and they barely manage to stay on
everyone’s thinking andrew isn’t going to participate
annoyed, he grabs onto a pole and somehow does the human flag??
everyone is?? S h o o k ????
(y’all ever seen someone do that?? it’s terrifying and those people are not to be messed with)
of course it happens during practice
towards the end of practice, allison yells it across the court
neil doesn’t even hesitate
he straight up darts towards the goal and climbs on it, barely managing to balance himself
andrew and renee somehow get to the plexiglass and hang from it???
matt tries to mimic what neil did with the other goal but ends up failing and knocking the goal down
nicky, thinking he’s clever, throws down his racquet and tries to stand on it, but it breaks
kevin is too busy screaming at this that he ends up losing
there were some trash cans out because they were moving them so dan tries to sit on them but gets stuck. aaron does the same thing but manages to avoid falling in like dan
but it doesn’t end there, oh no
they all look up to wymack up in the stands and yell, “coach, you’re going to die!!!”
a Very Exasperated wymack sighs and goes to sit on the railing with his knees up to his chest
abby gets a quick picture while laughing
neil’s goal topples over just as it was safe, but now they have two broken goals and racquet
the floor is lava is immediately banned from practice forever
