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the-hero-and-the-scientist

“The quiet dreams you keep to yourself…”

yaboykeiji

DO NOT REPOST

He is doing his Best….

(Any unwholesome comments or tags will be detroit smashed right into the trash.)

wikketkrikket

So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

brendaonao3

This is the only headcanon I will accept

writing-prompt-s

Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…

jq37

“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”

“Me too, tbh.”

-fin-

velaryons

Eyebrow action.

mkinnon

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

waitinghopingliving

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

theforestofthorns

God I love her.

elizabethrobertajones

“But then what would we do?”

[…]

“Are you talking about retiring?”

Initially went to spite-gif this just because a lot of ding-dongs are going around like hurr blurr Destiel shippers aren’t even giffing the Hula Girls line, hurr blurr disrespecting canon for their gay ship, and then when I got here it was like, oh, right, Dean doesn’t even say it on screen, it’s over Sam’s reaction, so I can understand why you’d cut it depending on how lazy you were feeling about giffing this if you just wanted Dean’s face while doing it while focusing on how Dean was the one talking about all this. Sam’s busy psychoanalysing his brother and barely taking this all in, your know?

Anyways I guess now I read this moment as Dean saying it entirely for Sammy’s benefit, and we get the reaction shot of Sam because Dean is selling the idea to Sam, the reaction is because this is FOR Sam and this is Dean trying to get the fantasy to stick for him as well; the Hawaiian shirts comment seems more for himself as he drifts to imagine it, but the camera tells us that “Hula girls” is directed specifically at Sam. This is the sales pitch FOR him.

Like, duh Cas is included here, but he’s not present in this scene and so this conversation is Dean crafting a word picture for Sam about what would make the ideal beach vacation and he’s trying to make it sound appealing. We don’t even get Sam laughing off Dean for being gross, he grins fondly, and segues into talking about if Dean is serious about this retirement thing.

I mean for all intents and purposes this is Dean telling Sam he’s gonna hook him up with a beach babe if it kills him to do so, and I didn’t even COME here to try and defuse this and roll my eyes at how everyone immediately starts complaining Dean mentioning women is a no homo (if you’re bi it doesn’t work like that :P) but anyway now I find myself writing this when I meant to come here to post the gifs no comment, just, hey look, I, a destiel, is posting this with the hula girls line so shhh.

Anyway I can’t wait for them all to go to the beach together.

turing-tested

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

m86-deactivated20171116

me reading this at 5am:

satanicnightjar

John’s favorite pillow talk is listing possible traumatic injuries he might receive and whether Harold would still keep him.

“Amputation.”

“I could build your prosthesis myself, though I have no doubt you could adjust without one if you chose.”

“Total paralysis.”

“You have an excellent strategic mind and a far deeper understanding of human nature than my own. Your contributions would remain invaluable.”

“Brain damage.”

“Rather broad category, Mr. Reese. I would ensure your comfort and safety, and that you would not harm yourself or others. I would do whatever I could to make you happy. To whatever extent you were still comfortable, I would hold you and touch you with affection. Read to you if you liked. Sit near you quietly, without expectation.”

Then Harold has to spend a week preventing John running headlong into potentially brain-damaging situations because yes, that sounds perfect, John will take that, please.

winterswake

Westworld 1x01 // 2x07

kitty

babyanimalgifs

Animal snaps

fuckassmcgee

I had a dream where Thanos was fighting Deadpool and he used The Snap™ but since it only killed a random 50% of the universe Deadpool survived by chance EVERY SINGLE TIME. He kept using it until they were the only two people left in the universe and eventually Thanos just gave up because there was a 50/50 chance he’d kill himself and Deadpool had already survived that long.