parks and rec appreciation blog

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[segamascott]

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[feisar]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[schecoperez]

does anyone want to get married just to get divorced. soooooooo chic

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[cilantrhoes]

[crazy-brazilian]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[mrsterlingeverything]

To my loved ones: i am not doing very good at all

To my haters: i am doing really swag !

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catboygirljoker]

(via orc-sign-language)

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[mothcub]

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.