Hey can I pls request prompts 5 or 7 with seb Vettel on social media au fic
That's My Man
summary: you are the daughter of a multi-time F1 world champ who happens to be dating another multi-time F1 world champ
pairing: f! Schumacher! reader x Sebastian Vettel
prompt: driver's daughter/sister x Sebastian Vettel x smau
warnings: alternate universe, use of yn, age gap relationship
a/n: i cycled through so many different variations of this prompt before realizing i can do both the driver's sister and driver's daughter if i make the reader a Schumacher lolol
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ynschumacher
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ynschumacher a little trip to Sydney! 🌅
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fabian_vettel who paid for dinner
↳ ynschumacher take a wiiiiild guess
sebastianvettel ❤️
yourbestfriend2 h2o cinematic universe 🧜♀️✨
↳ ynschumacher sad to report I didn’t turn into a mermaid
vettelfan25 thank you rn for the last pic 🧎♀️
ferrarifan2 wait I missed a chapter… are they together??
↳ brocedes7 yes, they have been for quite some time now apparently
sebastianvettel
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sebastianvettel Race of Champions 2025 🇦🇺
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mickschumacher best teammate out there👊
ynschumacher my favourite guys🥹💙
↳ sebastianvettel ♥️♥️♥️
raceofchampions fantastic lineup for Germany
user129032 the banner for Michael 😭
ferrarifan93 mick and Seb together is everything to me 😭🥹
ynschumacher
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ynschumacher life is better in hiking boots 🥾🌳⛺️🌄
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mickschumacher I prefer racing boots
↳ ynschumacher nooooobody askeeddddd
↳ user903 lmao they’re such siblings
victoriaverstappen outdoor cutie!!
↳ ynschumacher please come next time so I’m not outnumbered 😩
sebastianvettel I think we need an Uno rematch
↳ fabian_vettel I agree with this
↳ ynschumacher oh hush 🤫
mickschumacher
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mickschumacher didn’t get lost in the forest and here’s photos to prove it
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ynschumacher me when I lie 🤥
↳ mickschumacher get out of my comments section
jules_gounon taking off the grid literally
maxverstappen1 where was my invite
fabian_vettel same time next week?
↳ ynschumacher please no
user09256 your honour, I’m in love with him
user338 I love how the Vettels and Schumachers are all friends🥹
↳ mtrsprtgrly01 all them keeping us fed w content
sebastianvettel
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sebastianvettel the best views come after the hardest climb
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user774 okay philosophical Seb
ynschumacher my guy 🥹🫶
ynschumacher nobody: you: 🙂✌️
↳ sebastianvettel I have no clue to how pose like you
↳ ynschumacher you’re adorable regardless
↳ rbrfan3 omg???? this is so cute
rbrfan7 he’s so cutie, I wish he were real
mickschumacher pic creds for the first photo
↳ fabian_vettel pic creds for the second photo
ynschumacher
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ynschumacher summer archives 🎞️
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yourbestfriend1 cheeky 🍑
↳ ynschumacher ;)))
heidiberger_ back to Australia when???
↳ ynschumacher not soon enough
sebastianvettel my pic made the cut!
formulagirlie7 her in seb’s helmet 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
mickschumacher I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see the third pic
user841 I would do anything to live her life for just a day
note ✫ my first oscar smau in honor of the australian gp 🥹
🝮
yn
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yn me when the waiter said they don’t offer shirley temples
francolapinto i like shirley temples too…i can make you a shirley temple
⤷ yn i think i’m too young for you
⤷ francolapinto aren’t you 21?
⤷ yn yeah i thought you liked 31 year olds??
⤷ francolapinto OH umm….
⤷ alex_albon Damn she clocked you
⤷ francolapinto OH WHO IS YOU 😒
arthur_leclerc biggie
⤷ charles_leclerc Don’t be rude Arthur
⤷ yn yeah arthur ur just mad i didn’t bring you any food back for you fattie
⤷ arthur_leclerc oh so i get growled at for calling her biggie but she doesn’t for calling me fattie?
⤷ charles_leclerc No you’re older you should know better
⤷ arthur_leclerc i can never win 💔
alexandrasaintmleux my favorite date 🥰🥰
⤷ yn my favorite sugar mama 🙂↕️
lilymhe How does one look so pretty whilst doing the most normal things?
leclerc_pascale My beautiful baby girl 😍🥰🥰
⤷ yn love u maman 🩷🩷
lando when are you gonna stop stealing your brothers girlfriend and get your own boyfriend?
⤷ yn whenever i want butt muncher. not like anyone lives up to my standards anyways
⤷ lando i might know someone
⤷ carlossainz55 No
⤷ yn and who would that be
⤷ charles_leclerc stop trying to get my little baby sister to date your gross friends lando
alex_albon why are your last 7 posts pictures of you eating
⤷ yn what is it a crime to enjoy good food now or what??? GOSH JUST SAY YOU HATE ME AND YOU THINK IM UGLY AND WANT ME TO DIE
oscarpiastri I love shirley temples
⤷ arthur_leclerc 🤨 whaddomeanbythat
⤷ oscarpiastri What is it a crime to express my love for shirley temples now or what?
⤷ nicolepiastri I’ve never seen you drink a shirley temple in your entire life
⤷ oscarpiastri Mommmmmmm
⤷ georgerussell63 Shhhhhh little Oscar is finally shooting his shot
⤷ alex_albon With his step auntie?
⤷ georgerussell63 Not now Alex go have Lily read to you or something
🝮
yn
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yn went to milan for pasta, and to support charles ig, mostly lewis…but not really…i miss carlos. sorry not sorry CHARLOS4LIFE
georgerussell63 Ooh girl you’re radiating black cat energy
⤷ alex_albon I was bouta say
alexandrasaintmleux My babyyy 🥰🥰❤️
⤷ yn my sissy 🥹🩷
carlossainz55 My ride or die 🤞🏽🤞🏽
⤷ yn they could never make me hate you carlos sainz 💙💙 i’m williams’ number 1 fan now
⤷ williamsracing @scuderiaferrari got your girl 🤣
⤷ scuderiaferrari awh HELL NAHH
oscarpiastri Did you get your shirley temple this time?
⤷ yn indeed i did
⤷ oscarpiastri And how was it
⤷ yn i guess it was alright, it could be better
⤷ oscarpiastri I could make you a better one next week in Australia if you like
⤷ charles_leclerc Wait a damn minute
nicolepiastri You beautiful girl
⤷ yn thank you mama piastri 🥰🥰
⤷ pierregasly YOO IS BUG FINALLY GONNA GET HER FIRST BOYFRIEND???
⤷ yn ho did you just…
⤷ pierregasly I apologize but this is so exciting
francisca.cgomes Ooh lala 😍😍😍
lilymhe I miss you queen I’ve actually been having conversations with Alex to pass by time 💔
⤷ alex_albon Oh thats great to hear 🥲
danielricciardo I just know you fcked some pasta UPPPP
⤷ yn yardy know it dan
lewishamilton Thank you?
⤷ yn you’re welcome dafuq
hattiepiastri face card is insane
⤷ yn oh stop it you 🤭
⤷ pierregasly YOOO BUG GOT THE WHOLE FAMILY HYPING HER UP
⤷ yn pierre…
⤷ pierregasly Once again, I apologize I’m just so invested in this I actually can’t help it
charles_leclerc I’m kinda hurt Leo got to go but I had to stay at the hotel…
⤷ yn i didn’t want to turn into the third wheel
⤷ charles_leclerc yeah right i turn into the third wheel whenever you and alex are together
arthur_leclerc the B in bug stands for biggie
⤷ yn i just watched you pound back 5 chocolate croissants in 3 minutes fattass 🤣🤣🤣 try eating a salad for once double wide
⤷ alex_albon DAMNNN SHE CLOCKED YOU TOO
⤷ oscarpiastri No one humbles you like your own sister
⤷ arthur_leclerc oh who is you 😒
⤷ yn shut up porky go scarf down a hamburger or something butterball
⤷ alex_albon clockedddd
⤷ pierregasly Defending Oscar????? Omg I love this so much please please please never stop 🙏🏽
🝮
yn
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yn i’m here australia
pierregasly Everyone shut up my show is on
maxverstappen1 This early? 👀
⤷ yn boi why you stirring the pot 🤨
mclaren papaya on top 🧡
⤷ yn fosho 🧡
arthur_leclerc Put the food away lil bro
⤷ yn eating all this food AND not working out AND i’m STILL skinner than you 🤣🤣 try harder you fuckin loser 🤕
⤷ alex_albon DAMNNNM ik arthur HATES to see bug coming ⏰😭
mercedesamgf1 Pretty gal 🤩🤩🖤
⤷ yn 🖤🙂↕️
alexandrasaintmleux And who took this picture cause I know it wasn’t me 🫣
⤷ yn you’re supposed to be on my side
williamsracing 😍😍
⤷ yn 😘😘💙
charles_leclerc Hey why are you there before me??? What are you up to 🤨🤨
charles_leclerc I better not see any pictures or videos of you with a certain aussie on tik tok
lando i spy papaya. and who drives a papaya car? oscar piastri. and where is oscar piastri from? australia. and where are you? australia. THEY’RE DATING GUYS I CRACKED THE CODE!!
⤷ yn onto something or on something??
scuderiaferrari OUR girl 🥰😍😍
⤷ yn 🫣❤️❤️
oscarpiastri Care to join me for a shirley temple later tonight?? :)
⤷ yn sounds lovely ;)
⤷ pierregasly YOOOOOOOO :’)
⤷ charles_leclerc WOAH WOAH WOAH OSCAR THAT IS YOUR AUNTIE YOU SICKO
⤷ alex_albon HELL YEAH OSCAR SHOOT YOUR SHOT BRO
⤷ danielricciardo Oscar gettin rizzyyyyy
⤷ lando that’s my boy 🥲 they grow up so fast
f1 collecting f1 teams like infinity stones
🝮
yn
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yn how stunning…is the greenery
pierregasly YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
arthur_leclerc who dis r
leclerc_pascale So cute mon amour 🥰
⤷ nicolepiastri It was so nice meeting your daughter Pascale! She’s just a ray of sunshine, I’ve never seen Oscar smile so much 😂
⤷ leclerc_pascale Thank you Nicole! Your son is the sweetest he’s been treating y/n so well while she’s been Australia she’s loving it so much over there it’s gonna be hard to get her back home 😂😂 we’ll have to meet up soon!
⤷ nicolepiastri Yes we’ll have to go to lunch with the kids so we can embarrass them with their childhood stories and pictures LOL! 😂
⤷ pierregasly No one knows what this means to me fr
⤷ charles_leclerc YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS MAMAN???? YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME??
⤷ leclerc_pascale Let your sister be happy Charles and be glad she’s talking to a kind man who treats her well instead of one who is mean to her.
⤷ charles_leclerc Wait you lowk right
⤷ charles_leclerc Wait sorry I forgot I was talking to my mother
pierregasly kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ francisca.gomes kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ carmenmmundt kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ georgerussell63 kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ alex_albon kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ lilymhe kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ charlotte2304 kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ lorenzotl kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ charles_leclerc what the hell it’s not like i can keep you from dating any longer. kiss! kiss! kiss! kiss!
⤷ lando KISS DAMN IT
⤷ oscarpiastri Okay
⤷ pierregasly YOOOOOO BRUHH I DID THAT
🝮
yn
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yn i love you australia
pierregasly YOOOOOO CALL ME RN OMGGG
⤷ yn pierre…
⤷ pierregasly CALL ME BUG
⤷ yn ok damn
⤷ francisca.cgomes maybe it is a good thing that f1 is back this week…
charles_leclerc ❤️
⤷ pierregasly YOOOO HE GOT THE APPROVAL
nicolepiastri Australia loves you too ;)
⤷ pierregasly yooo 😏🤨
lorenzotl “Australia” sure
⤷ yn 🤫
⤷ pierregasly YOOO
arthur_leclerc at least you’re eating fruit
⤷ yn yeah you should try it once in while fuckin pot belly pig
⤷ alex_albon CLOCKEDDD
⤷ arthur_leclerc Do you really have nothing else better to do?? 😒
⤷ yn DO YOU HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO YOU FUCKING LOSER
⤷ alex_albon ⏰⏰⏰
oscarpiastri I love you Monaco
⤷ leclerc_pascale Monaco loves you too ;)
⤷ pierregasly YOOO THIS IS CRAAAZY
⤷ oscarpiastri Do you just constantly refresh instagram to see new comments?
⤷ pierregasly Durrrr
danielricciardo Okay just out here lookin all radiant and shit
lando oi who’s that handsome bloke in the last slide? 😏😏
⤷ yn 8️⃣1️⃣
⤷ pierregasly YOOO QUIT TRYNA BE ALL SNEAKY AND JUST HARD LAUNCH!!!!!!!!!!
⤷ charles_leclerc Yeah guys it’s pretty obvious you two are already dating
⤷ charles_leclerc I mean you started dating a week after meeting but who cares it’s obvious you guys are never breaking up
⤷ williamsracing You’re all fighting for second, we got Carlos so that means we got y/n
⤷ yn ladies ladies there’s enough of me for everyone 🙂↕️🙂↕️
🝮
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri I’ve been taking up photography lately, what do you guys think?
pierregasly YOOOOO BRUHH YOU GUYS ARE LIKE BASICALLY MARRIED NOW
charles_leclerc No funny business 🤨
francisca.cgomes oscar don’t know what to do with allat
⤷ oscarpiastri Trust me, I do
⤷ pierregasly YOOO GETTING FREAKY ON THE MAIN?? OSCAR PIASTRI???? FREAKY?????
lando So you guys basically have me to thank for this whole relationship 🤷♂️
yn get my good side 🙂↔️
⤷ francisca.cgomes girl every side of you is good 😘
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux So photogenic it makes me mad 😾
⤷ yn you guys literally look like angels all hours of the day
leclerc_pascale Mon petite fille 🩷🩷
danielricciardo I bet Oscar took this picture just to take it like she didn’t even have to ask like he’s just the type of guy to do that
⤷ maxverstappen1 Oscar is the type of guy to see something his girlfriend would like and buy it on the spot
⤷ alex_albon Oscar is the type of guy to take pictures of cute animals and sunsets to send to his gf and be like “thought of you”
⤷ georgerussell63 Oscar is the type of guy to go to the wake up at 3am and make his girl food because she said she was hungry
⤷ pierregasly Yoo my boy Oscar is the type of guy who would let his girlfriend put her feet on his face and be unbothered
⤷ lando oscar is the type of guy who would be to scared to be rough with his girlfriend in bed
⤷ yn you’d be surprised…i know i was
⤷ pierregasly YOOOOOOOOOO
⤷ lando oscar you dirty boy 😈😈
⤷ maxverstappen1 Where did polite cat Oscar go?? 🤨
⤷ danielricciardo Oscar you naughty naughty boy what have you been up to this week 😈😈
⤷ oscarpiastri I put my phone down to make y/n a grilled cheese and tomato soup and this is what I come back to?
🝮
yn
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yn this is my husband guys we eloped 👩❤️💋👨
pierregasly YOOO ARE YOU FR????
oscarpiastri We didn’t elope guys we literally just started dating last week
⤷ charles_leclerc The talking stage lasted barely 6 days before he asked her out guys
⤷ leclerc_pascale When you know you know
⤷ nicolepiastri One day he was introducing her to us as his friend a week later he texted the family group chat “we’re dating btw” 😂🩷
oscarpiastri In a few years baby 😂
⤷ pierregasly Yo this got me feeling all giddy and shit 🥹 oh young love
⤷ yn bro’s gonna be 30 next year 😟 old asl you’re gonna get arthritis soon
⤷ georgerussell63 I know Oscar is never bored with bug
⤷ oscarpiastri Definitely keeps me on my toes…don’t be surprised if I start graying in the next few months guys
⤷ leclerc_pascale Mon chou quit giving Oscar such a hard time please
⤷ yn i can’t help it maman it’s just who i am
⤷ oscarpiastri I’ll gladly take worry lines and gray hair as long you’re by my side ❤️
⤷ yn omg stoppp do you like me or something 🙂↕️
⤷ oscarpiastri I like you a lot
⤷ oscarpiastri Give her minute she had to step outside to calm down
⤷ yn omg i like you too
⤷ arthur_leclerc they’re commenting all this while sitting by each other btw
charles_leclerc Out of everyone in the world I’m glad you ended up with Oscar because I didn’t think anyone else had the patience to deal with you and your standards other than your own family
⤷ yn ok rude 🖐️ fuck out my face
⤷ oscarpiastri Let’s go get some ice cream and take a walk on the beach honey
⤷ yn comingggg 😋😋😋😋
⤷ danielricciardo And they lived happily ever after
day one: when you wish upon a star | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x fem reader
he's been begging max to set him up ... and look who has him in the grid secret santa!
christmas song: my only wish (this year) - britney spears
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
f1
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f1: it's that time of the year again... it's secret santa time!
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user1: THE SPEEDOS????
user2: 100% from valterri
user3: what do we have to do to see them on tho ???
user4: HUH?
user3: we're all thinking it??
alexalbon: since you're a blabber mouth @charles_leclerc PLEASE PUT MORE EFFORT INTO YOUR GIFT THIS YEAR
charles_leclerc: my gift was great last year idk what you people are talking about
alexalbon: if i unwrap a calendar i will set horsey on leo
charles_leclerc: @rspca GET HIM
user5: i love with secret santa you can really tell which drivers are actually friends lol
user6: charles... we're looking at you last year
user7: the teaser showed that max got lando ... could be interesting after this season
maxverstappen1: not that i need to ... but i have a plan
user8: really?
maxverstappen1: i have concepts of a plan!
landonorris: please don't like gift wrap like a litter box or something
maxverstappen1: oh i like my cats much more than i like you why would i do that?
maxverstappen1: AHA! I HAVE IT
landonorris: that sounds ominous
carlossainz55: is it something to do with his pathetic crush on a certain someone
landonorris: LALALALALLALALA SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT THAT MAX PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY ABOUT AUSTRIA
user9: well now it needs to happen...
user10: whoever came up with the grid secret santa i need to give you a big fat kiss
maxverstappen1: you might not be the only one ....
landonorris: SHUT UP
maxverstappen1: hehehehehee
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yourusername: gift giving is my love language
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user14: okay lando i kinda get you
user15: she's friends with max and looks like that and hasn't been hooked? where is the hope for all of us
maxverstappen1: hideous personality 👍
yourusername: and you're my best friend so what does that say about you?
maxverstappen1: i have zero standards?
yourusername: girl fuck you
user16: i hate bitches that can actually wrap gifts
user17: leave me alone with my crinkled shit held together with a whole roll of tape
landonorris: my love language is words of affirmation :3
yourusername: okay mr praise kink
landonorris: WHAT? NO?
yourusername: whatever you wanna say babygirl
landonorris: oh i ... um - yes!
user18: oh brother this dude stinks
alexalbon: he is even worse in real life
oscarpiastri: but it is just as entertaining
landonorris: i'm glad my low self esteem is so funny for you guys
yourusername: you're amazing lando - don't think badly of yourself :(
landonorris: did you or did you not call me a 'stumpy, entitled british bum' the other day?
yourusername: well that's because you were fighting max and unfortunately we're two trauma bonded cats and he therefore comes first
yourusername: but i still love you!
landonorris: LOVE?
user19: someone check on him?
oscarpiastri: i just found him passed out in his driver's room
georgerussell63: that's becoming blackmail material
landonorris
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landonorris: didn't manage to win the championship this time round but i'm hoping max got me something good in the secret santa to say sorry
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user20: thank god this season is ending
user21: i think it would've killed me if this title race went to abu dhabi again
user22: it's pookie on pookie crime
user23: i fear one of the pookies may have killed the other if this went on any longer
maxverstappen1: wouldn't you like to know weather boy
landonorris: um yes? i hate surprises
maxverstappen1: i think you might like this one 😈
landonorris: that emoji makes me think you've been scheming
maxverstappen1: maybe i have? you'll just have to wait and see ...
landonorris: STOP I CAN HEAR YOUR EVIL LAUGHTER FROM HERE
landonorris: seriosuly how many of you are in on this it sounds like a pack of hyenas this is meant to be SECRET santa
alexalbon: what do you mean i don't know anything about this ...
landonorris: alex YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AROUND ME
alexalbon: maybe i just find you real funny lando?
landonorris: really?
alexalbon: NO
user24: they are enjoying torturing him way too much
maxverstappen1: call it karma for all the shit he talked throughout the season
landonorris: NOO I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING A NICE GIFT ???
maxverstappen1: oh it's definitely a gift for somone...
landonorris: i deadass won't come to the paddock
yourusername: you'll win it soon lands - just wait for max to retire so i can support you wholeheartedly
landonorris: why not now :((((
yourusername: don't worry babe he's old he'll retire in no time
landonorris: yay 🥳 🙌 😀
maxverstappen1: excuse me?
landonorris: is four championships and y/n not enough?
maxverstappen1: no!
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1: not just because i want another trophy, but i'll pick up my best secret santa award now thanks
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user25: he didn't ???
user26: i think he did
user27: is that not like prostitution?
maxverstappen1: i don't think giving lando a chance to embarrass himself on a date is prostitution
user28: do you have any faith in him?
maxverstappen1: in him? no. but does y/n also have horrible standards and is easily impressed? yes.
alexalbon: he folded so quickly i hope they got it all on camera
oscarpiastri: that was so humiliating it might have to go on a more x rated website
landonorris: OSCAR????
oscarpiastri: it was harrowing mate but she seemed to like it so go you?
carlossainz55: that was a crazy reaction for it to just be y/n
maxverstappen1: i think you're trying to be funny but it might JUST be a skill issue
landonorris: JUST Y/N? KILL YOURSELF
carlossainz55: woah where is the christmas cheer?
landonorris: i will run you over with my sleigh
landonorris: THIS IS THE BEST GIFT ANYONE HAS EVER GOTTEN ME PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
user29: bro is so down bad that he just took carlando out back and shot them
user30: bro is so lost in the sauce that he is threatening a festive hit and run
yourusername: okay max we can stop pretending that i wasn't also begging you to set me up with lando
maxverstappen1: but it's so funny watching him make a fool of himself
landonorris: HUH???
yourusername: newsflash baby, i'm just as in love with you as you are with me
landonorris: AHHHHHHHHH <333333333
landonorris: i'm sorry i'll get back to being in love with you one sec
landonorris: @alexalbon @georgerussell63 @oscarpiastri @carlossainz55 SUCK ON THAT
landonorris: okay i love you y/n :3
yourusername: i love you too you crazy boy
landonorris
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landonorris: christmas wishes do come true!
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user34: so how long do you think he's had that shirt in preparation?
landonorris: 18 months at least - i have faith in myself even if the others didn't
user35: i can't tell if that's creepy or?
landonorris: IT'S ROMANTIC
yourusername: kiss me it's christmas!
landonorris: only because it's christmas?
yourusername: i guess i can give you a couple more passes...
landonorris: not to be dramatic but now i know what it feels like i might die without it
yourusername: not dramatic at all !!!
maxverstappen1: it is kinda dramatic ...
yourusername: SHUSH!
maxverstappen1: i knew you were mushy about this (your diary reads like a very badly written romance book) but good lord this is awful THESE ARE PUBLIC COMMENTS
yourusername: I FUCKING KNEW YOU READ MY DIARY
maxverstappen1: duh! how else did you think this little scheme came to be?
yourusername: ugh i guess
user36: so like where do i get an f1 driver bestfriend who will invade my privacy to get me a bf?
user37: might just start throwing my diary in the paddock at this point
alexalbon: ur so pathetic i love you
yourusername: excuse me old man
alexalbon: old? OLD?
yourusername: i don't care to google you but i've seen you try and read a menu and scan a QR code so stop declaring your love for my boyf or i will keep going
landonorris: she's so possessive 😩😩😩
yourusername: i ate too many grapes on new year's eve to not get and keep my man
alexalbon: trust me, no one wants ur man
yourusername: tell that to the teenage girls in my DMs
user38: it's a pleasant surprise to see that y/n is just as down bad as lando
user39: match made in heaven ... this MIGHT make me a max verstappen fan
user40: i fear this will be an f1 custody battle for the ages
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yourusername: my only wish this year was to finally get you <3
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user41: i already liked this queen but a queen who loves britney spears christmas... that's mother
user42: one of these most underrated christmas songs ever
oscarpiastri: ... some people have even witnessed her live rendition of it
yourusername: don't sound too excited about it then
oscarpiastri: i appreciated the enthusiasm but like i feel like it was a PRIVATE moment ... not for the whole of the garage to see
landonorris: someone is missing lily ....
user43: i am trying to be joyful as per the holiday season but i am absolutely seething with jealousy
user44: hey siri play that should be me
yourusername: nope sorry never gonna happen :P
user45: okay girl you've made your point no need to rub it in our faces
yourusername: actually i think i will! my bf is pretty why wouldn't i show that off ?
user46: yall can hate her for this but realistically this is how we'd all be if we pulled lando
landonorris: you guys acting as if i'm the catch when it's literally her...
user47: do we think santa's elves can make me a lando norris? REAL ANSWERS ONLY ...
maxverstappen1: WOW you wouldn't think this was a double date trip ...
yourusername: you can't complain about BOTH of us pining and then be annoyed about us being lovey dovey
maxverstappen1: i can and i WILL
landonorris: you know what max you can complain all you want because this has been the BEST secret santa ever
maxverstappen1: so you won't call me a dirty driver next season?
landonorris: eh?
yourusername: make no mistake lando, i may love you but my loyalties on track remain with max
landonorris: as long as you're still coming home with me i guess i'll deal with it
yourusername: luv u xxxx
landonorris: i love you tooooo xxx
user48: is y/n going to do more for the on track tension than the literal fia?
yourusername: always gotta be a woman sorting everything out
user50: babe i think max is just afraid of you and lando is so in love he'll do anything for you
yourusername: AS THEY SHOULD BE
fin.
note: and on the first day of christmas aston martini gave to me a smau that undos all of our max vs lando tension from the season !! thought i'd treat yall to the first day early <33
Summary: The reveal of a scandalous detail about yours and Luke's relationship left you both flustered and everybody else gaping. Inspired by one line from So It Goes - Taylor Swift (fluff, established relationship).
Warning: allusions to sex, but no explicit details.
Word count: 2k
You and Luke have been going out for well over a year now. Yet, he never failed to make you feel like it would be an eternal honeymoon phase: whispers of sweet words about a lifetime’s worth of promises, delicate and sacred touches, looks filling in for unspoken words.
Loving Luke was as easy as having a daily routine - so natural and almost like a grounding thing from the life of a Demigod.
Currently, Luke was training with Percy. You were not too far away either, sparring with Clarisse. Despite the area being occupied by many other Demigods engaging in similar activities, Luke could not help but frequently glance over at you.
Luke has always been mesmerized by the way you combat, which he metaphorically compared to a ballerina. So precise, yet deadly. Every move was with intention and purpose.
The way sweat glided down the side of your face, your cheeks flushed from fighting, eyes darting with strategy, heavy pants in between dodging and attacking your opponent, the smirk hinted on your face - all of it made Luke’s mind grow flustered. Somehow, he found everything you do attractive.
If he was honest, his mind seemed to be doing nothing lately but think of you, especially when you’re not beside him. The memories he has harvested over your time together only transformed his brain into a cinema, which constantly played montages of you. Every morning, he’d wake up from a dream about you to the sight of you in his arms - that is before he had to sneak out of your cabin back to his. You constantly occupy every cell in his mind, like an uncontainable virus spreading. Yet, for some reason, he was not scared. He welcomed this feeling with his whole arms wide open.
You broke eye contact with Clarisse to look at Luke. Almost instantly, your eyes melted into ones filled with adoration and his own eyes mirrored the same emotions - if not tenfold.
You were absolutely enamored with how Luke looked at you. Even before dating each other, people have mentioned the eyes he was giving you. But being oblivious, you did not see what they were talking about. However, it all became clear when you started dating. You started noticing how he would look at you like you were a rare artwork he would most likely never see again or a shooting star - a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence kind of thing that left him in awe all the time. He would do it so endearingly as if it would help to absorb every detail of you and imprint them into his memory. His looks have always made you feel loved - like you were the only thing that mattered to him, as if he has not told you this verbally and through actions already. Usually, you’d feel slightly insecure if somebody was staring so intensely at you, but he did it in a way that made you feel like your flaws were created to be loved for.
However, a gasp escaped your lips as Luke was showered by a wave of the ocean. Everybody else also drew their attention to the head of Hermes’ cabin and the newly claimed Poseidon kid.
When Luke looked back at Percy, he was faced with a sheepish grin.
“I had to get your attention somehow. I tried calling your name like ten times already,” Percy shrugged his shoulder with feigned innocence, but the glint of mischief told Luke that the kid was anything but feeling guilty about soaking him from head to toe.
“Percy,” Luke groaned as he could feel the fabric of his clothes cling to his body. Percy bashfully chuckled and offered another sheepish look to the counselor who was meant to train him.
The cool water did offer a temporary fix to the boiling summer heat. But mixing that with sweat, combat, and Luke's long-sleeved shirt underneath was disastrous. The Hermes boy sighed as he slowly took off the bright orange camp shirt. After struggling slightly, he managed to pull the shirt off from over his head. However, the gray shirt he was wearing underneath got pulled up more than slightly from the extra friction between wet fabrics, revealing the majority of his back to Percy and others.
He did not think much of it until gasps - including yours - could be heard as this happened. Chris even whistled as he and everybody else spotted what Luke did not notice.
“What?” Luke asked as he pulled down his gray shirt and started wringing his camp t-shirt, trying to rid it from being as wet as possible.
“Damn, did you get mauled by a minotaur or something?” Percy asked.
Almost immediately, Luke paled at Percy’s words as he realized what the kid was talking about.
Indeed, as Luke’s gray shirt underneath got pulled up, which revealed the majority of his back, this had also put on display the scratches down his back left from nights that he spent with you. Some were evidently old and healing, as seen by how Luke’s skin was patching itself up and matching closer to his skin tone. Others were somewhat freshly red, while a few were like wounds being reopened. To make matters worse, they could spot the occasional crescent shape bruises that were indentations of your nails.
Considering your guys’ relationship was not a secret, there was no room to deny it if somebody pointed fingers at you. You blushed as people now averted their eyes to you as if this was the most scandalous thing all year. Clarisse and Chris, on the other hand, were both smirking.
The whole camp knew you were the one who left those scratches there, and you sincerely wish you could dig a hole to hide yourself from all the attention right now.
Luke’s eyes darted to you, and you offered him an awkward smile as your face grew a darker shade of red.
“No, seriously, dude, you gotta get it checked out at the infirmary. How did that even happen?” Percy only continued, somehow actually clueless about the cause of those marks. You could see Annabeth sending Percy a somewhat side-eye from nearby at his words while Grover let out a deep sigh.
You started approaching the two, hoping you could intervene and save the both of you from this situation.
“Uhm…well,” Luke started, unsure how to even answer the kid or divert the attention elsewhere as his cheeks flushed and ears tinted pink from trying to ignore memories of what you two had done the night before.
The Hermes boy has jokingly sweet-talked you before on how he might walk out shirtless after one of your rendezvous to show off the marks you left on him. Never would you two think that that idea would ever happen like this.
“Yeah, I reckon you should get that checked out,” you decided to say as you reached Luke, settling your hand on Luke’s lower back and greeting Percy. “Thank you for worrying about him.”
“Yeah, no problem. I mean, it must have been quite a minotaur to land that much of a number on him,” Percy somehow carried on and was utterly oblivious to Clarisse and Chris, who almost bursted out laughing at his latest comment. You, on the other hand, squinted your eyes at the kid. You turned to Luke and you could see it in his eyes that the boy was on the verge of laughing as well. You were sure he would have done so if it were not for your glare.
“Well, we best go heal those wounds now, right Luke?” you gave your boyfriend a look, hoping he would get the message to play along.
“Right,” he agreed almost instantly.
“Alright, bye, Percy,” you hastily spoke, before dragging Luke by his hand away from everybody's eyes.
“Bye guys,” you could hear the kid’s voice as the both of you retreated. It felt like a walk of shame as the semi-crowd parted ways for you two to leave the scene. You immediately let out a deep breath as soon as nobody was near anymore.
“Gods, that was so embarrassing. The kid basically repeatedly called me a minotaur.”
“I mean…you can be my minotaur?” Luke cheekily jested, trying to tease you a bit more over the situation.
“Oh, no, no, no, we’re not making that a thing. No, absolutely not are you ever gonna make that a nickname,” Luke only laughed at your reaction before wrapping his arms around your shoulders and bringing you into a hug. As he did so, you wrapped both your arms around his waist, face colliding with his chest the way it would usually do when you guys cuddle. He gave you a few peppered kisses on your forehead, close to your hairline.
“They’re never gonna let us live that down, will they?” You asked after letting out a muffled groan against his chest.
“Nope,” Luke admitted. Despite the Hermes boy usually easing away your worries, even he knew this would be the talk around camp for a while. Nevertheless, he unwrapped his arms around you and cupped your face with both hands. Using his callus-filled hands, yet gentle touch, he soothed your furrowed eyebrows by rubbing over them to urge you from scowling.
“But…you know what? I’m kind of glad this happened. Sure, it might be awkward and a tad bit embarrassing. But now, they finally get to see how lucky I am to have been given a chance by such a gorgeous and sweet Demigod. And…” he paused, giving you a quick kiss. “This way, any guy potentially still after you know to keep their hands off.” He cheekily winked at you after saying so.
Gods, you remember how jealous Luke would get before you were together. It was lowkey hot to see him so riled up. Though, after the both of you got together, you have always reassured him that you had eyes on him and only him.
“I guess that also means any girls still thinking they could steal you from me would know they have no chance?” you questioned, smiling ear to ear when he nodded eagerly at your words.
“Exactly. That’s a win-win in my book. I’m not embarrassed they saw what you left on me. They could talk for all I care. So stop worrying, or else you’ll start getting wrinkles,” he lightly flicked the area between your furrowed eyebrows. As you were about to complain, he quickly kissed you right where he previously flicked you, and that immediately melted away any bit of feigned irritation you had with him. He chuckled at the sight of your furrowed eyebrows untangling itself.
“Thank you,” you muttered, showing your gratitude towards Luke.
If Luke had a superpower, it would probably be calming you down. He has always managed to tame your emotions whenever they were drowning you. He was like an anchor to you, always grounded you during chaotic times. Sometimes, you wonder how you got so lucky.
You peered up at him sweetly, and the look alone made him lean down to capture your lips with his again. You chuckled at his action and kissed him back with just as much passion as he was leaving on your lips. Your hands started playing with the hair close to the nape of his neck. He let out a content sigh while still showing your lips just how much he loved them and you. However, he abruptly pulled away before dropping a question.
“Are we really going to the infirmary?” Luke hesitantly asked, bringing up your words from earlier. He watched as you gave him an amused look.
“What did you think?” As soon as his eyes met yours, he knew exactly what you wanted. He gave you a sheepish grin before the two of you quietly giggled to each other before walking further away from the training grounds.
Let's just say you two did not follow through with your words of going to the infirmary, and neither were you tending to his “wounds”.
summary: few things are certain in this life as a demigod, but one thing is for sure— you can’t fight fate when it pulls you and luke castellan together, over and over again. two young people who hate the gods are more like them than they think, for better or worse.
a/n: this will be an inconsistent series of blurbs and oneshots!! always accepting and appreciative of feedback and advice
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[in this life and the next: the trouble!verse]
!more to be added!
[IN THIS LIFE...]
| pre-established relationship |
trouble always finds me (trouble!reader origin story) 1.7k
The one where he could tell you were trouble from the day he met you.
entropy
The one where you both blur the lines between annoyance and admiration.
buddy system 4.2k
The one where he comes with you to rescue your younger twin brothers, Pollux & Castor.
somebody's angel 4.4k
The one where you convince him he’s pretty, even with a scar.
feed the fire 1.2k
The one where his focus is not on spilled food, but on you.
bedtime stories 2.4k
The one where night shift with him runs late, but you don’t mind at all.
crazy little thing 3.4k
The one where he uses all his drachmas to make you smile on Valentine's Day.
anything you want 1.6k
The one where you and him have your first kiss.
said he likes crazy 2.1k
The one where only he can help you with a bad day, even if he's avoided you since your first kiss.
| established relationship |
play pretend 5.1k
The one where Mr. D catches you two in the act, but you and him aren’t exactly together yet.
a wish your heart makes 1.4k
The one where you share dreams, burn cookies, and it still reminds him of home.
chance encounters
The one where you both daydream about different lives.
to see the chaos through
The one where he remembers he was never a good guy, just yours.
not your goddess
The one where you both know the best of days are coming to an end.
don't blame the kids
The one where you both chaperone a trip to Mount Olympus.
trouble's coming for you (LATEST ADD) 3.7k
The one where Percy meets his two favorite counselors at Camp Half-Blood.
now that we're older
The one where he asks if you can stay the night even if all of cabin 11 makes fun of him.
if you need to be mean (be mean to me) 1.5k
The one where he leaves before you wake up.
| post-tlt |
lovers, or partners in crime 2.1k
The one where Annabeth and Percy think you’re guilty too.
love like a blister: the five stages of loving losing luke 4.7k
The one where you learn to mourn someone even if they’re still alive.
to catch a thief
The one where duty calls at Camp Half-Blood. Again.
solipsism
The one where you finally pray to Hestia to keep your home safe, even if he's also trying to destroy it.
angel with a broken wing
The one where he falls from grace and still thinks of you.
your grief looks just like mine
The one where he meets you at his mother's house, though both of you didn't expect the other to be there.
when the curtains close
The one where he hurts your family, and you lose two people in the Labyrinth that day. All strings are cut.
asking for trouble
The one where Luke's final wish is to see you.
as above, so below
The one where you plead your case with the gods of Olympus.
so, how about when lucifer comes by the hotel, he subtly flirts w alastors girl. alastor is on the verge of going apeshit and almost leaves charlie fatherless.
instead of murdering anyone, he decides to take his frustrations out on his darling, leaving bite marks and hickies on spots just visible enough for lucifer to notice next time he comes by..
a/n: im OBSESSED 😍😍
alastor immediately recognized lucifer as competition on multiple fronts. obviously, the king of hell was a threat in terms of power level, and alastor hated that. but alastor also quickly hated how charming the devil was.
upon meeting you, lucifer takes your hand and bows, placing a kiss on your hand as well. alastor's eye twitches, watching someone else put their dirty little hands and mouth on what is his. "my, what a pleasure. you're helping charlie? that's lovely! means i'll get to be seeing you around more, huh? she didn't mention such a pretty little thing was her hotel manager." lucifer speaks to you, a cool smirk on his face. he's clearly interested in you, and while alastor can't blame the man, he's seething with rage. clearing his throat, alastor takes a step towards you and reaches a hand out to lucifer in an attempt to shift his attention.
"alastor." he speaks, barely containing the anger in his voice. "it truly is an honor to be meeting you, sir." you raise a brow at the tense interaction going on in front of you but pay it no mind. lucifer gives alastor a tight lipped smile and shakes his hand. "ah, you as well. charlie has talked about you." you notice the way alastor glares at lucifer, yet keeps a smile on his face the entire time. lucifer turns back to you, putting a gloved hand on the small of your back. "now how's about a tour, hm?" he leans into your ear to whisper, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin.
behind you, alastor's horns grow and eyes redden, ready to risk it all in a fight with the devil and take out this whole god damned hotel if it meant lucifer never touched you again. "o-oh um, that's typically done by-" you start, but suddenly, charlie is running down the stairs with a panicked look on her face.
"heeyy dad! let's go this way, towards your room! it's late, you should rest." her smile is clearly fake, and you see her eyes dart from you to alastor and back to you. luckily, alastor reeled in his rage when the princess showed up and was back to his normal self on the surface. you can feel the energy coming from your partner, malicious intent painted all over his aura and you gulp. "al, c'mon... charlie's right."
alastor doesn't speak, but he follows you to your room for the night. the door is barely shut before alastor is lifting your legs and tossing you onto the bed. "care to explain why the fuck that little slimy king of hell was all over you?" he doesn't give you another moment to process before he's tugging your shirt over your head. "it's just harmless, al. you know i don't want anyone but you." you assure him, but alastor's teeth find your neck.
"i may trust you, darling, but i do not trust lucifer." his voice has a low growl to it that ignites your core. "but-" you gasp when alastor's mouth closes on the skin behind your ear, nipping it with sharp teeth. "no, because he and everyone in this place will know who you belong to." you shudder underneath of him, slight tinges of pain shooting down your spine at every nip and pull of your skin. alastor moves down your neck, leaving a trail of angry red and purple spots in his wake.
his tongue circles every bruise in an attempt to soothe your inflamed skin, but the marks just darken by the second. you hands dive into his hair, holding onto the silky strands. you feel alastor's body shudder as you circle the tufts of hair by his ears, making him press his hips to yours. "everyone in hell, my dear, is going to know that you're mine. not a single soul will ever try to touch you again." his breathing hitches, grinding his quickly hardening cock against your leg. you whimper when his teeth latch onto your collarbone, sucking hard and adding another welt to your skin.
"i want him to hear you." he hisses as he tugs your pants down over your ankles. its hasty, the way alastor frees his cock and pushes into your pussy, but you were more than ready for the intrusion. you cry out, suddenly being so, so full and alastor groans. "yes darling, just like that." your legs wrap around his waist, forcing every thrust just a little further until he's pounding at your cervix.
"d-don't stop sir." you gasp, eyes rolling into the back of your head while alastor's mouth latches onto the other side of your neck this time. "who do you being to?" he asks, hot breath fanning your skin. "y-you, alastor!" you whine, flexing your hips up to his in an attempt to build friction. "please, make me cum. only you feel so good." alastor peppers you in soft kisses now, ever grateful that you're willing to entertain the idea of letting lucifer know just who makes you feel like this.
alastor sneaks a hand between your bodies to rub skillful circles around your clit until your legs start shaking. "good, good girl. scream for me." he smirks when your tone shifts and he can tell by how tight you squeeze around his cock. "a-alastor fuck!" your body spasms, waves of pleasure rolling over you as you cum. alastor's orgasm follows shortly after, his teeth finding your skin once more as he spills deep inside of your pussy.
you have a brief moment of embarrassment when you think about just how loud you just were, your hand flying up to your mouth. alastor just laughs, placing a kiss on your forehead. "don't panic, my sweet. i think this little display will prove quite effective in keeping lucifers grubby little hands off of you." alastor pulls out slowly and carries you to a nice warm shower before tucking you in for the night.
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"jesus christ, did you get into a fuckin' fight with a bear?" angel laughs when you walk into the kitchen the next morning. you were covered in hickeys all the way down your neck, and you were barely walking straight. lucifer refuses to make eye contact with you, especially after alastor walks into the room shortly after. "good morning everyone!" alastor chirps, smirking at lucifer who rolls his eyes and sips his coffee.
"well, there's the bear..." husk mutters, earning a cackle from angel.
