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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
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Origami Around
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Snow Day! #firstsnow #firstsnow2022 #snow #snowday #snow (at Sylva, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYzOThwJarV/?utm_medium=tumblr
Just the facts.
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
mom shaped
Buddy we may have only gotten 8 short months together but during that short time you completely changed my life and made it better. From the first moment I randomly saw your adoption post on Facebook I fell in love. I couldn’t stand the thought of you spending Christmas in the shelter so I called that very day to meet you. I had been thinking about getting another dog for a while but it was like fate I saw your picture that day and happened to be off work for Christmas. While it was an adjustment at first, you had anxiety and the others where weary of you, you completely won everyone over. Pearson and Shadow especially have been missing you these last few days. It’s the little things I’ll miss the most like you sitting beside me in the morning waiting patiently while I fixed your breakfast. How excited you got when it was time to go potty. The first five minutes of my morning where we’d snuggle and you’d give me love. You meeting me when I got home with a toy not because you wanted me to throw it but because it was a gift and you where so excited to see me. But most of all I’ll miss your big blue eyes and the love I saw in them when you looked at me. I wasn’t ready to say goodbye but I didn’t want you suffer so while I wanted to be selfish and keep you a little bit longer I did what was best for you and let you go. I can’t believe it’s already been a week. (at Sylva, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTFhDIvHhnz/?utm_medium=tumblr
#something DEEPLY funny abt the cats who escape only to immediately realize they gotta go back bc thats where the food is going
Don’t mind me. Just eating your bird food. #squirrel #squirrelsofinstagram #squirrel🐿 #squirrelwatching #stealingmybirdseed (at Sylva, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRHnnLhp1QS/?utm_medium=tumblr
Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
Or domestic labour by the age of 7
And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either
Your daughters are not dolls
The Princess Bride (1987) - Favorite Quotes
Dapper af. (via rubyymaee)
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh
Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”
Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.
Lots of important lines in here
When you’re home and the mailman doesn’t knock and leaves the package at the door
Introverts, on the other hand….
“I actually got the J&J” 🤣
This is the content I get on tumblr for
@fluent-in-lesbianism how could you leave this in the tags
Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”
Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”
Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”
Me:
Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”
Me:
Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”
Me:
Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!
“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]
[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]
Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.
Me as a father
this is so pure
Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.
Everything about this video makes me happy.
This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds
is it working
Yes
I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man
Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.
McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off
This little rotten boy is three today. #cats #catstagram #catlife #catsofinstagram #spoiledcat #notakittenanymore (at Sylva, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CP34PCjJTqr/?utm_medium=tumblr