levitate

DLC. @devvoff

[khalidstan]

so what if its 9 am and im eating doritos for breakfast. i’m an adult. get off my back .

[waluiqi]

in 2015 i

Suffered Immensely

[waluiqi]

glad to see nothing has changed

[croshie]

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

[ultimatespider]

someone: are u ok

me, 2 seconds away from breaking down:

[duocatt]

unfortunately i never learned how to shut the fuck up so you’re shit out of luck my dudes

[wadey-wilson]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Hawkward. (by Mr. Lovenstein)

[greatpretending]

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

[1010ll]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZKGatsFWUg/

[mjalti]

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[khalidstan]

i slept wrong and now my back feels v sore. send help

[sadgrl]

[hyperbolequeen]

thank god for urbandictionary or I’d never know what anyone was talking about 

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

[trasemc]

My dog loves the adventure

source

[sukeban-senpai]

[recentgooglesearches]

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

[beyoncebeytwice]

he’s lying