please send cake

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[isaiahenvy]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

[quasarkisses]

Jason Momoa saved DC’s ass, he’s the whole reason Justice League MU is anywhere near plausible with Aquaman, a vitally classic main member of the team

If you had thrown out even the concept of Aquaman getting his own movie ten, even five years ago you would have been a laughingstock

remolding Aquaman’s character and backstory by making his father Samoan instead of random blonde pasty man allowed him to have a totally new and interesting fighting style with the trident not to mention literally batman/superman are approximately the same man while Arthur Curry is out here looking completely different in the lineup and wiping the floor with the competition by way of character design

[wrenrouge]

[fieldbears]

People blocking my path bc they are slow-moving, e.g. elderly people and others with mobility issues: Take your time, no problem, please do not apologize, I am in no rush 👍🏻❤️

People blocking my path because they are not paying one bit of attention: I feel murder in my heart. I feel seething, bone-crushing rage. You had to stand and stop in a fucking doorway? What are you doing on your phone? Are you tapping your last will and te

[theladytrickster]

People who walk in groups across the pavement

[fakepxnk-deactivated20210507]

groups of friends who stop in the middle of the path to talk: I Will Obliterate You. Your Organs Will Be Mine.

[greyannis]

A gif for Mermay!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

[ohfugecannada]

[vernalpoolsinc]

I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[noknightinarmor]

the chlamys is more of a dick-almost-out look

[pleatedjeans]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron

comics are fuckin wild

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

update: he is also a professor at a school

[assuming-dinosaur]

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

[myloverhammurabi]

Yes. Yes, it is.

(Source)

[dog-of-ulthar]

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

[vvnnie]

I like when you can tell it’s gonna be a good one // Instagram / Website

[90s90s90s]

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[ruinedchildhood]

[givemearmstopraywith]

in 2009 florence welch said “leave all your love and your longing behind, you can’t carry it with you if you want to survive” and in 2018 she said “the loneliness never left me, i always took it with me, but i can put it down in the pleasure of your company” and that is growth

[localstarboy]

British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant ”

[kyleehenke]

[barelyup]

This is the best fucking video i CANNOT breathe

[semeak]

I have not laughed that hard at a video in so long oh my god 😂😂

[sunnymeddows]

“EEURRRHHH!”

[bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d]

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

[prokopetz]

bonewagon:

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[tyrannosarcophagous]

“That meteor hurling towards us doesn’t dismiss you I do, now sit back down.”

[mustardtigress]