Crash Course In Being A Little Gay Weirdo

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[khazdmazerb]

Here’s the backgroundy version before it was looking a bit scant with just the white

Thorin and Frodo, because I love drawing them together so much

Also I need to add that this literally took me 6:35 hours to draw 😭😮‍💨

[khazd-concentrate]

Came to me in a fever state.

[khazdmazerb]

Bad Roots

Updates and information on ‘Bad Roots’

Chapter two: ‘the longest night’ is now available on AO3!

Bad Roots<—- click here

[khazdmazerb]

Hey guys, I just uploaded the first chapter of my first fic in probably a decade… I’d love if you guys could take the time to read it :’)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[teainwednesday]

Conversations with the dragon

[Previous]

When Thorin finally got used to having a hobbit in his Mountain, he began to talk to Bilbo more often. At first, their conversations were awkward, more like an interrogation, but gradually they began to find a common language. Bilbo turned out to be a good storyteller, and the lonely king eagerly listened to the stories from his journey. Thorin himself was quite perceptive, and it turns out he could also be a pleasant conversationalist... if he wanted to…

[khazdmazerb]

Agh my heart

[khazdmazerb]

If you ever needed another reason not to use ai on top of all the serious moral, ethical and environmental concerns… it will body shame your plants.

I have seen countless before and after photos in which someone will run a living space through ai and it will make their plants look larger and bushier.

I don’t know about you but my baby girl Helena the monstera doesn’t deserve that bullshit.

[alnat-art]

Blinded

[khazdmazerb]

Ooohhhh yesssssssssss

[khazdmazerb]

I’m reblogging it again

I fucking love evil aus

Om nom nom Nixie likely gimme more!

[khazdmazerb]

“You looked so large in the doorway at Bag End.. and yet.. in this hall.. you appear so much smaller”

[teainwednesday]

The deal with the dragon

[First]

After Bilbo convinced Thorin of his culinary skills, the King under the Mountain insisted on signing an official contract. Under this deal, Thorin was obligated to give the hobbit shelter, protection and food, and Bilbo had to cook for him in return.

But there were special clauses in the contract - mandatory rules for Bilbo. He was not allowed to leave the Lonely Mountain or go beyond a certain area on his floor, he couldn't even try to go find Thorin on his own; he was forbidden to steal; and most important, he must NEVER leave his room on the last night of every month....

[khazdmazerb]

Oooooh

[noka-exe]

attempts at rapprochement

[khazdmazerb]

I’m wheezing

[alnat-art]

Blinded

[khazdmazerb]

Ooohhhh yesssssssssss

[khazdmazerb]

If ur gonna make fem!dwalin.. that bitch better still be bald. You know she shaves that shit just to show off her sick tats

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[khazdmazerb]

Hey so as an autistic person I recently learned they don’t want to explain yourself they want you to say “I don’t know what I was thinking, you’re right”

???? But I literally knew exactly what I was doing and I’m still in the right here???

[theconcealedweapon]

A capitalist's wealth requires the labor of others.

Therefore, capitalists have no right to their wealth.

I'm glad we agree.

So, when do we start violently seizing their wealth? After all, they can't call the police, because that also requires the labor of others.

[khazdmazerb]

This is a bad take for one reason: it is a double edged sword.

We need education, housing, safe food and drinking water, medical facilities and clothing.

Everything I listed requires the work of others.

As a species we are deeply social animals, we have always taken up tasks for the betterment of our societies.

With that in mind, a billionaire does not perform anything meaningful or valuable that they couldn’t also provide without that money and instead pushed them up a social hierarchy they maintain through the illusion of some divine moral authority as a rich person.

We can steal the money of a few rich men but you will find most of it locked into stocks in oil fields and trusts. The paper will burn for a time and keep us warm, sure.. but it will be gone again as quickly as it came.

Instead we must look to something closer to home, the means of which they gain their money.. production.. the very work you do that supports their hoards of wealth..

Your labour and time is worth comfort and security and if you are not being payed that, cut off this sucker that is draining the energy from your tree of community. Seize the means of production and give power back to you and your community. Distribute wealth equitably. Pay everyone a comfortable life through their salary.

[khazdmazerb]

Don’t let Bilbo fix thorin.. make thorin make Bilbo worse

The worst parts of hobbits.. that little shit has the ring and a bad crazy boyfriend

I want more corrupt, selfish, bad tempered, spoiled, suspicious consort Bilbo *slams fist on table*

[calellon]

[roxydemi]

It’s a baps oot look

[randomitemdrop]

Item: wee ornament of an olden style wifey wi her baps oot

[khazdmazerb]

Canne even have yer baps oot ona sunny day kin ya? Whatta world we’re livin in aye?

[khazdmazerb]

I downloaded a PDF from the Harvard library to use for a paper in my silly little degree and someone who had this book before it was scanned and uploaded had used a pencil to circle a quote they found useful and it just feels so sweet and special that someone else out there read this same exact think I’m reading and thought “I need to remember this line for my work” .. and then I read it and it’s the exact definition I needed to answer a question I had so

Thank you random Harvard student for scribbling in this book you definitely weren’t allowed to scribble in and answering my question maybe 25+ years later on the other side of the planet… your doodle from before I was born answered a question I have how during my own degree if pretty cool..