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me:
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@kianablack
me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point
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Sam + making jokes
#Ipleadguilty
Tom behind the scenes of ‘Thor: Ragnarok’
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence
tenyearsofcastiel: day six *:·゚✧ cas + relationships
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound.
Billet-doux - a love letter.
Redamancy - act of loving in return.
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way
[video: many different short clips of a door opening and a black cat mrrping as she walks in immediately]
(● д ● ‘’)
Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy.
waking up w less than 5 hours sleep:
stage one: this is not bad
stage two: what a refreshing morning, i feel a little tired but otherwise quite peachy. why am i not living life like this every day? why am i not taking advantage of every hour available to me and wasting precious amounts of it on meagre sleep?
stage three: feeling a bit nauseous now
stage four: i'm not really sure why i'm crying
stage five: who the fuck enjoys being awake? why has god forsaken me and cast me out into to this blighted land of the woken? when will i return to my slumber dungeon and-
“Who the hell is Bucky?”
Me On Episode One: this anime looks so great and funny! This is gonna be fantastic!
Me On Episode 12: *a tumble weed rolls through my room as a single tear rolls down my cheek* I am dead inside
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s kid.
Creys. This is my entire childhood in one post.