10 Million WIPS

I'm just your typical Artist/Writer. Most active on AO3 and Wattpad under the same username. Preferred pronouns are zhe/zhim/zhirs or she/they.

[squeakitties]

ONE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) TWO (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) THREE (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) FOUR (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME) FIVE (NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S)

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[kiantolupus]

Went to the doctor because my ear was hurting and turns out it was a bunch of wax clogging both ears. So they cleaned my ears and I can hear again!

The downside is I have really good hearing and now that there’s nothing blocking sounds I can hear my clothes rubbing against each other and my skin as I move. And I can hear all the clocks in the house. And i can hear my skin rubbing against my skin

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i feel like part of the reason you don't see fun fluffy (not in the cute romance sense) silly slice of life style fanfics as much anymore is because peoples standards have gotten way way higher when it comes to fanworks in a way that kind of sucks. People want to read good fanfics and look at good fanart (who doesn't), but there's hardly any room for truly Playing Toys anymore because people get extremely pissy if something isn't in-character enough, which then makes writers of all kinds insecure about their writing, and insecure about posting it, because when they do make something 'bad' it's no longer just a person having fun and writing a fanfic that's not your thing, it becomes a personal affront on The Character You Love So Much. How Could They Do This? Are They Stupid? Can They Even Read? Do They Have Media Literacy? And like. I get it. I'm guilty of feeling the same way sometimes, I think most people are. But we can't have nice things when we're constantly mean to people. Even if indirectly. Everything has to be legitimate and in-character and there's very little wiggle room for being silly and unserious because then it would come off 'innaccurately' and obviously make the author a bumbling idiot with no sense. There's more to it than this for sure but I think the immense pressure of "they would not fucking say that" really weighs people down creatively

[sawed-on-shotgun]

we would NOT get the creepypasta mansion nowadays yknow what I'm saying

[kiantolupus]

Welp i now officially have an album thats just pictures of One. It currently has 15 images and i haven’t even put in any fanarts of her

^ my current favourite pictures in the collection

[kiantolupus]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAW MONEY WHY’D I ADD HER TO THE NARRATIVE

(Money is singlehandedly the entire reason I’ve been able to script past page three)

[kiantolupus]

Just walked into the kitchen my wife is stalking me /silly

[sycamorality]

fictional character savem e. sabe me fictional charfacter. save me fictional cjatcvter help . save me fictionlj charcter

[kiantolupus]

Getting self conscious about how inconsistent One sometimes looks from panel to panel and then I remember

She’s not not drawn super consistently in the show so who cares it’s all vibes based! (yes i screenshotted the bfdi wiki)

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kiantolupus]

I wanna draw fourteen as a pretty fairy but this is already what the top row of my procreate looks like

Do i really want to fill the entire row with a Singular Character (ft. Ten)? I mean, it would be funny, and he is my second favourite algebralien. But also having five drawings of the same character in a row feels almost excessive

[retroactivebakeries]

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

[hraeiou]

[wiploww]

LMAO GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[hypokeimena]

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

[kiantolupus]

I’ve been craving orange juice for weeks and just now got around to buying some after work

Holy crap does it taste good

I also got myself a donut as a treat :]