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This blog was supposed to be artsy and cool, but it turned to shitposting heaven for me and I don't know how I should feel. FOLLOW THE NEW ARSTY FARTSY ACCOUNT: victoria_tully

[wallflowerwaitlist]

consider: a dnd party made up of various characters from john mulaney’s stand up

imagine jj bittenbinder, henry j finch iv, the new in town guy, alex, and charles mulaney going to kill a dragon

[darillium-night]

I have some compelling evidence that John Mulaney is actually the doctor:

• immortal, resembles the era of the 1920’s

• looks human, but there’s just SoMeThInG aBoUt HiM™ that makes you second guess it

• makes a lot of jokes about humans bc he’s fascinated by them

• ”I am very small and have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under”

• “I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing”

• “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die”

• “I was once on the telephone with blockbuster video which is a very old fashioned sentence”

• “I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog because it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma”

• “Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?”

• “13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world.”

• “I don’t look older, I just look worse.”

• “Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.”

• “You know, like a liar.”

• “Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”

[legendarycollectiongalaxysworld]

Avengers as John Mulaney Quotes.

Natasha:

Clint:

Steve:

Tony:

Thor:

Bruce:

[lions-dont-barkatmidnight-deact]

Honestly the great part about John Mulaney is even though he’s constantly talking about when he was in school he’s not slamming kids today in his stories

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[awkwardmermaidhair]

God what a mood

[choheart-deactivated20180607]

nothing is more breathtaking than a chubby femme and anyone who disagrees is a coward and a hetero

[kid-with-the-ukulele]

I’m biased so I can’t talk. But like yES

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Instead of saying ‘I’m damaged, I’m broken, I have trust issues’ say ‘I’m healing, I’m rediscovering myself, I’m starting over.’”

— Horatio Jones

[balmerancrystalance]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲       TRANS WOMEN OF      COLOR WHO MADE  PRIDE MONTH POSSIBLE ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[kid-with-the-ukulele]

I had a panic attack on the public bus today and all I had to support me was my twisty worm named Carl. He’s the real MVP

I wish I was joking bout this shit.

[axngelic-princess]

Hello yes 911??? my hand is not being held

[the-uncultured-lesbian]

Y'all know what time it is

[ironmess]

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

[tinynebula]

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

[iwantcupcakes]

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

[theironman]

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

[lostinthoughtsandfeelings]

😍

[daydur]

Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:

[iolanthee]

1) he’s a fashion disaster

2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more

[feralpussylover]

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

[supremehusbands]

THIS IS MY HOLY GRAIL 

[writing-prompt-s]

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

[triangleman]

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

[strikersindanger]

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

[praetorsreyna]

                                  children of the u n d e r w o r l d

[4theluvofall-deactivated2023052]

1996 Romeo and Juliet has the best fucking portrayal of Mercutio and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

[weavemama]

FUCKING GOALS

[weavemama]

GUYS, they actually really do have their own lipstick company and it really it’s successful af. They even have models to wear their products and the lipsticks are at a reasonable price. Stop buying “Kylie Cosmetics” in 2017 and start supporting more black owned businesses!!! 

 Support their business HERE 

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I saw this episode I was so angry because they addressed a very unique and important problem and they dismissed them and then called them cockroaches like???? I wanted to fight them I’m buying some now.

[africanaquarian]

and their lipsticks are actually really good? I’ve been using them for years and they’ve only gotten BETTER. plus last year I met the founder and she was super nice

[quatara-moved]

y'all are so fuckin quick with dan and phil

dan and phil: *release something* 

 y'all .00000000184 seconds later: Here is an essay in MLA format about the interaction dan and phil just had. Here is data and statistics correlating it to other interactions. Here is a charcoal piece of art work taped on a glass sculpture about the interaction.