[juliawvicker]

[onlyfangz]

why are 13-15 year olds… Like That?

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

There developing, so they’ll be annoying fucks for a while

But we were too, even if we think we weren’t

I know I was a horrendous emo shithead lurking under a bridge by Tesco when I was 13-15

[onlyfangz]

i didn’t say i wasnt a little shithead, i’m asking why was i one

[agreatshape]

Cheryl in the S1 finale: ready to end her life because her family has fallen apart

Cheryl in the S2 finale: becoming a Serpent and gaining a new family

[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[ujne]

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

[culoniforsx]

[michaelmilkers]

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

[michaelmilkers]

for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016

each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen

you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster

in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could

[marvellegends]

[2kyla-deactivated20180808]

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

[arandomthot]

I’m going to embrace this energy

[xenosagaepisodeone]

my dad is the mc for my cousins wedding and him and my mom are doing some “marriage is the end…..am I right fellas?!” Type banter for the audience but then my grandpa gets up in the middle of it and yells “no!!! You have to be nice to your wife all the time!!! All the time!!”

[emospritelet]

Grandpa knows where it’s at

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[theluars-blog]

[seklie-deactivated20200918]

baby need snack

[slowspinningredemption]

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

[tcup-jenni-art]

*places Cup Noodle and Protein on a pentagram, while losing the jacket* *Bros on the Road blaring in the background*

Today we celebrate A Lad

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

why did we ever stop the flower crown edit trend? it was so pure? why does cringe-culture ruin everything fun? there is literally nothing bad about putting flower crowns on photos of people, they’re just flowers