Thinking before talking is overestimated

Kinda smiling at pics on the internet

[weloveshortvideos]

“I was eating and my dad brought out the guitar and this happened”

[fonzworthcutlass]

Where is the full song tho

[kidwithnofixing]

con las luces apagadas

Con las luces apagadas te recibo entre mis brazos cansados Con mis dudas arraigadas mis fantasmas se sienten abordados Sin luz a nuestro alrededor brillas más que nadie en este mundo Entre la oscuridad existes una, diez, cien. mil y un millón de veces En la penumbra te veo, veo esa marca de nacimiento de la que siempre te ha dado palo hablar, veo todo lo que has intentado ocultar, y el momento no podría ser más precioso En las tinieblas hacemos ruido, suenan nuestros cuerpos y se escapa algún gemido, sabemos donde está cada cosa, sabemos esquivarlas y sabemos fusionarnos en un solo ser En la noche no puedo ser más feliz, no puedo dejar de sonreír al ver ídem en ti, al ver que eres y serás todo lo que siempre pedí, no sé a quién y no sé cuanto, pero no podía ser más bonito En las sombras, te veo en todas tus dimensiones y me enamoré de todas y cada una de ellas, veo todos tus bordes y curvas y no tengo prisa en recorrerlos, no tenemos prisa, nunca la tuvimos o quizá empezamos a pensar así hace poco En la incertidumbre te echo de menos, en la realidad nunca te conocí, en el día no existes y en la noche me arrollas Con las luces apagadas, abrí los ojos. repeat.

[elgatorojodekazakhstan-deactiva]

Leninade.

[bonitaapplebelle]

[closet-keys]

reblog if you’re one of the LGBTs that stole the rainbow from God

[t00-many-fandoms]

I was one  of them and you’ll never get it back!

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[mnsreetusa]

I have my interview with Disney this week…

[tardisandtiaras]

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

[swompwolf-deactivated20200619]

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

this post literally got me my new job

[70sscifiart]

“It wasn’t just prog that Dean illustrated for – he also did lots of work for the pioneering British afro-pop group Osibisa. These ‘tankheads’ would appear on their 2015 Ultimate Collection compilation.”

The weird worlds of Roger Dean, prog rock’s artist in residence

[poemswords]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[corsolanite]

Detective Pikachu describing a cup of quality black coffee is something I did not know I needed.

[bobbulb-deactivated20250719]

Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history”

Me:

[horrifying]

[beigepeony-deactivated20220604]

[kidwithnofixing]

Nightly thoughts #2

As I find myself at the edge of the world

Long time no see, this endless road

Episodes that end too damn soon

Hoping to get some peace of mind

Or just some comfort in your arms

Pour your tears into my heart

Meanwhile I am barely getting by

As the memory of your smile

Comes to me everytime I feel lonely

As the taste of your sweet lips

Runs like crazy between mind and heart

Ropes and sharp stuff don't mean a thing

Once I find myself holding on to your waist

Now that I have your eyes glued to mine

Ephemeral state of happiness that flies

Since I let you go in that subway station

Crystal clear didn't let go the opportunity

Of not letting you go like that, like so

Never could've forgiven me if I did

The touch of your skin against mine

One of the best feelings in the world

Mother always told me to aim high

And I just reached a star with clear eyes

The last time I'm gonna let go chances

Oh baby, you are the one who kills the fear

In my head lies my worst enemy

Couldn't make it without your help, dear

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[theequeerstrian]

Fuckin got me

[deadlyhorker]

Same