The road to success is always under construction.

[everythingfox]

Nice and ripe

[officegoth-deactivated20210102]

[thecottoncandydemon-deactivated]

“Babe are going to bed? How did you get under there???”

“Mreh!” >:(

“Oh, I’m sorry! G’night!”

[hashtaghotguys]

[homofied]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[everythingfox]

[runby2]

[babyanimalgifs]

Oh to be a sheep lazily nibbling grass on a hill 

(Source)

[rslashrats]

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[soupdrag0n]

Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages. 

One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)

Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that” 

She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck

[babyanimalgifs]

“He’ll wake up soon and throw it…" 

(Source)

[carygrantsbeard]

Queen!!!

[pens-prose-and-pringles]

Finally someone calls out the delusion!

[mrdsc1010]

[huffylemon]

Queen

[frozenartscapes]

Maggie Mac Neil is my new favourite Olympian

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

[yurimom]

Visit Original Link

[bogleech]

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death

[mrdsc1010]

me, at the haunted kmart when this songs comes on

[pleatedjeans]

Finally, someone said it.

[everythingfox]

Shower time

[do-you-have-a-flag]

I was so worried the water pressure was going to be high and I was about to watch that frog/toad get BLASTED INTO NEXT TUESDAY

[dankmemeuniversity]