Up To No Good

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[poly-hebdo]

Saw this post and had to draw it :D

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Indulge me with a quick poll, lads. Explanations below if you want more details before voting

Out of the following three academic disciplines - Architecture, Construction and Environment - which would you expect to have most and least female lecturers?

Environment most, Construction least

Environment most, Architecture least

Architecture most, Construction least

Architecture most, Environment least

Construction most, Architecture least

Construction most, Environment least

Remaining time: 2 hours 19 minutes

Architecture: largely what it sounds like. This is the part art, part science, part engineering mashup that is training to be able to safely design buildings without getting people killed. You need artistry and creativity in abundance, but also the technical-mindedness to make sure the building will actually stand/won't turn into a death ray in the midday sun

Construction: a very broad church, as this ranges from practical building techniques through computer modelling and all the way to civil engineering. Doesn't stop at simple buildings, either - sustainable urban drainage systems, for example, come under here too

Environment: another broad church. This ranges from habitats and ecology (i.e. save the whales), to waste management and recycling, to renewable energy, to GIS computer mapping, to climate science, to water/soil testing, to sustainable development.

I'm asking because we had an email around about female staff wanted for creating a marketing piece for International Women's Day, and I suddenly realised the gender balance wasn't what I'd have expected. I'm wondering if my expectation is particularly common/unusual

[captaindick]

Firefman!Derek, because someone is a wonderful perfect person who should get all the fireman!Derek she wants!

[justgot1]

Protect him

[rainbowsnakesncakes]

It’s really refreshing and affirming to hear these words spoken by another human! Sometimes (often, if we’re being totally honest with ourselves), I feel insane for thinking that people should just be able to be friends with other people regardless of whether or not someone is married or they’re an opposite gender, without having to make it weird and sexual. Please can we just go back to all being friends on the playground and playing in the dirt together.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[missundeaddart]

so i just doodled derek being a creep

sorry this happened

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow flag

lesbian flag

gay flag

bisexual flag

pansexual flag

asexual flag

aromantic flag

transgender flag

non binary flag

intersex flag

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[daunt]

Colored my Alpha!Stiles sketch. Added bite marks! Rawwrr~

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 16 hours 33 minutes

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[alxnxllix]

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[laurens-german]

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