Silent and Symmetrical

Well this is my tumblr. I'm 24. Finally done with college. I have a wonderful and beautiful wife :3. My blog is filled with mostly anime stuff, but some random other things. Whatever catches my eye.

[armaff0]

[over-sleep]

[loki-cat2]

today i learned fish can be dicks

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[mr-brightside-is-a-chick]

My fish give me so much anxiety

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

[eronthebender]

Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.

I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).

And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.

It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.

[servalias]

[blus0x]

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

[radiofreederry]

[lychgate]

andy i swear to god i will avenge you i will rest regularly until the day comes that i can find ur murderer and cut their feet off

[prof-peach]

Join us in our talk on Torterra tree care, much needed after our PoGo community day recently.

[aster0iid]

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

[whiskeylullabye]

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

[transmortifried]

no context november. figure it out.

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

what is this in reference to

[transmortifried]

figure it out

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[arle-cchino]

[armacheart]

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shittycryptids]

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

[draws-memes]

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

This is it. Peak humor

[a-funyarinpa]

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marimba-ing at home

[anxietyproblem]