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𓇼˚.⋆ ⋆.˚𓇼 MY STRAWPAGE!!!: https://iheartsoldierspy.straw.page/ -- She/They (but I don't mind he) 𓇼˚.⋆ ⋆.˚𓇼

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NEVER eat pad thai if you have no sense of taste and also think cilantro is ass. I nearly died eating it.

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The anons yearn to speak with the aromantic spy or what ever they're called but the anons asks are off so I, anon have come to say this..

Oingua biungos

Just turned them on, LOL, I forgot to 💔💔💔

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Art of my Spy oc Achromatic except 3/4 are shitty ms paint drawings.

also art of @purplepurplepyro thats just as shitty LMAFO

BEAUTIFUL art the mod of prp pyro did of Achromatic LMAFOOO i genuinely cant get enough of how utterly dumb he looks bru im crine vv

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[geeoharee]

curiously this benefits rich adults with jobs and does not benefit children, who can't vote or participate meaningfully in capitalism

[tdutchartist]

One of my favourite and silliest headcanons is that Spy is deadly allergic to magic ✨ needless to say, October is his least favourite time of the year

+ a bonus watch that Engineer made him to protect him from spells!!

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[fishnchipss]

i know i keep posting wips but he’s really cute i love you mischa

[sealsandlacenet]

teenie tiny arare chan

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some more art.. and yes the last one is in 3008 using ropes....... and the blu medic will not be finished i don't really draw in that style much anymore. i prefer more cartoony, recognizable things low key

[fridgewitch]

"Why do you like robot stories so much?"

Oh, no reason.

Just the notion that something

Doesn't have to be understood

To be accepted and loved

Despite, or even because of, it's strangeness.

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jesus CHRIST????? i had to share this because fym engineer carries over 1,000 pounds EASY. genuinely wtf did medic do to him for him to be able to do that??? And not even mentioning hes the shortest merc aswell. Did medic strengthen him or is he just naturally that strong????? Like hello???

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I like to think blu soldier and blu spy (since in my mind they're clones of red) would be a good pairing because both of their red counterparts have a canon lover, which leaves them with the urge to do the same. Whoopty doo, this urge ends up happening between the both of them 🤑🤑

i also headcanon that the blu mercs act/be near opposite than their red counterpart; like since red Soldier was rejected from the military and whatnot but still killed a ton of nazis and doesn't really have ptsd or anything besides joy centering around war, the blu one wouldve gotten accepted to the military (atleast in his simulated memories) and went through HORRIBLE stuff in there and has ptsd and such.

totally not just me projecting.

also blu spy would probably act WAY more unserious than red spy and less seductive (he is still seductive, just not in the silent brooding way red is)

also i like to think the blu mercs all have last names that start with a B and their actual names would be SLIGHTLY different from the reds. like instead of Mikhail (whatever his last name is) it would be Micheal Bolhovitina

[bunshr00m]

we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer

i love you tf2 cast